Cause I'm a horrible person

[technologic]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction or they can just magically be put up for auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Wednesday August 23rd, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!

Meme was yoinked from bakerstreet

Comments

Lina Inverse | Slayers

[beknightedheroine]

Lina Inverse dragonspooker, goin' for about, uh.. 10 yen! C'mon, guys, I need a coin so that I can jimmy something open.

[morituramfides]

I think you'd owe people money for that.

[(Anonymous)]

April Sinclair, technologic. A whiz with computers, sweet, cheerful, and independent.

Starting bid: a well-cooked meal.

April Sinclair | OC

[(Anonymous)]

Woops.

Doc Emmett Brown | Back to the Future

[(Anonymous)]

Starting price: 5 bucks.

[doc_brown]

Great Scott! Why am I so cheap?

Riku | Kingdom Hearts [AU3]

[(Anonymous)]

C'mon, don't leave him out! ♥

Starting price: 100 munnies!

Yusuke Urameshi | Yu Yu Hakusho

[fingerbangingood]

Starting bid: $5

Ladies, you won't regret it!

Hei | Darker Than Black

[(Anonymous)]

Come on, you saw those collarbones, right? And he can cook and fight too!

Let's start the bidding at $100.

Ventus | Kingdom Hearts

[(Anonymous)]

A sweet kid who has a warm heart and a lot of love to give!

Let's start this out at... 50 munnies!

Sayaka Miki | PMMM

[(Anonymous)]

She's awesome to hang out with and definitely has a lot of spunk!

How about we start the bidding at... 450 yen!

Ruler | Fate/Apocrypha

[kindofademon]

Beautiful, compassionate, intelligent, everything you could want in a woman.

Starting bid is, how much money do people have here? How about $30?

[faithstaynight]

[WHAT

WHAT

WHAT]

H-H-How dare you!!

Yu Narukami | Persona 4

[(Anonymous)]

A gentleman who fights for the truth!

Let's begin with... 500 yen!

[sacred_flamer]

...what the hell is yen?

I uh... I bid my cheagle.

SPECIAL AWESOME COOL MYSTERY DATE

[beknightedheroine]

A real deal here, folks! An alluringly mysterious stranger at an eeeeexcellent price! Let's start this off at, eh~.

10 yen?

_{[This auction is still for Lina Inverse dragonspooker.]}

Princess Zelda | Legend of Zelda

[(Anonymous)]

The Princess of Destiny!

Starting price: 10 Ruppees

[sageprincess]

[. . .]

Oh, oh no, I will not be participating in this ridiculous farce of an auction, thank you.

Tatsuya Suou | Persona 2

[withak]

He may seem standoffish, but he has a heart of gold, I promise.

I'll accept a good recipe book or an equivalent item.

[viditlibertas]

Can someone go on a date if they are already spoken for...?

[OU] Karkat Vantas | Homestuck

[(Anonymous)]

[get_bent]

Aww comeon! Even I can see who's behind this.

[And wen KANJI catches on, you've got a problem.]

Amalia Sheran Sharm / Wakfu

[(Anonymous)]

[terraformagica]

Excuse me?? This is completely inappropriate!

Shinjiro Arakagi | Persona

[(Anonymous)]

One bus stop sign.

[evokingfool]

[...Checking inventory right now.]

Jason

[(Anonymous)]

The handsome yet mysterious devil of Animus!

Let's start at -50$

[lamentless]

I'll take that bid, if it means I get to punch him when the night's over.

Link | The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

[(Anonymous)]

1 Rupee

We'll even take a Rupoor

[sky_child]

...

Kidou Yuuto | Inazuma Eleven

[(Anonymous)]

CAN I GET A FIDDY CENTS UP IN HERE

[pengeen]

... I am already spoken for. [FIFTY CENTS WHAT]

Xehanort

[(Anonymous)]

Who wouldn't want to get into his kingdom of hearts?

Let's start off with one KH-sized cake.

Re: Xehanort

[(Anonymous)]

I raise you one x-blade.

And a box of Cheerios.

Jin Shirato

[(Anonymous)]

He really just needs to get out more. Preferably without his laptop in tow.

Starting bid is a decent pastry.

[(Anonymous)]

Are you sure he isn't already looking at porn on that thing.

Captain Jack Sparrow (OU) | Pirates of the Caribbean

[andajarofdirt]

Say, mate, lass, feeling lonely, aye? Tower life be mighty dreadful, eh? Well, here's your silver lining!

Spend a night of delightful adventures and untold pleasures with the most dashing pirate this Tower has ever had. Alas, my children! This is the day you will remember as the day you got a chance to go out on a date, with Captain Jack Sparrow!

[Pause.]

Starting bid 5 bottles of rum and nine pieces 'a eight. No refunds applicable.

[marchwarden]

...No. The last thing we need is for you to start drinking.

Legolas | that one book series

[(Anonymous)]

Come on, who doesn't want to be whisked away by a handsome prince straight from a storybook? Or do the whisking themselves, in this case.

Bidding starts at $10!

[bewareofdog]

Wow... whiskin' is cheap.

[this is totally anonymous of course]

[(Anonymous)]

Ganondorf Dragmire (great_king_of_evil, tall, dark and dangerous! If you like the brooding, royal types, he is your man!

Starting bid: A box of pocky & the last ten issues of 週刊少年マガジン!

☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

]

[(Anonymous)]

20 rupoors.

Rose Strider | Homestuck AU

[(Anonymous)]

There must be somebody who'd want her, right? ...right?

Starting bid is one cent, how about that? A measly penny gets you a guaranteed date, can't go wrong there!

[beknightedheroine]

I think you owe us all a penny for even suggesting this.