Cause I'm a horrible person

[technologic]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction or they can just magically be put up for auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Wednesday August 23rd, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!

Meme was yoinked from bakerstreet

Comments

IKR? DROOLING.

[(Anonymous)]

Try it. Humans love it.

[hystericull]

i don't want something they motherfucking like.
WHAT ALL IS THERE WHAT HUMANS ARE TO MOTHERFUCKING LOATHE?
help a brother out here.

[(Anonymous)]

You're not gonna win if you don't have something they like, though. 8C Aren't you trying to win?

You should still at least eat the pie.

[hystericull]

I WILL WIN NO MATTER FUCKING WHAT.
and, uh.
GUESS I'VE EATEN WORSE.

[Still sideyeing this, tho.]

[papshooshing]

IF YOU DON'T WANT ONE LIKE THAT
THEN PASS IT TO ME.

[hystericull]

WHAT THE FUCK?
uhh, sure, bro.
HAVE AT IT.

[Here, Karkat. You eat the poo pie.]

[(Anonymous)]

Well, you're obviously losing right now.

I have more if you like it.

[hystericull]

I AM NOT MOTHERFUCKING LOSING!!!
I WILL WIN THIS BITCH'S ASS NO MATTER ALL WHAT'S I'VE GOTTA BE FUCKIN DOING!!!