Cause I'm a horrible person

[technologic]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction or they can just magically be put up for auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Wednesday August 23rd, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!

Meme was yoinked from bakerstreet

Comments

[jellyfishbrain]

U-uh. How 'bout fifteen?

[jellyfishbrain]

Not like I'm gonna get outbid.

[beknightedheroine]

SOLD!

[jellyfishbrain]

Wow, just like that? Not like it's special, I eat dinner with her all the time.

[dragonspooker]

WHAT?!

[jellyfishbrain]

Well, better me than someone else, right? We're together all the time anyway!

[dragonspooker]

Tch. Whatever. Better for you be around to use the Sword of Light than her.

[jellyfishbrain]

Huh? Why would someone else be using it?

[dragonspooker]

...well, it showed up in my trunk when I woke up here.

Then some really rough stuff happened recently, and, well. It was better that she use it that let it sit idle.

[Just gonna...ignore the fact that it was a suicide mission, and Sayaka's little problem with magic expenditure.]

[jellyfishbrain]

Not sure I like the sound of someone else usin' it... it's been in the family forever, y'know!

[dragonspooker]

Well, if it helps, I didn't exactly like the idea of lending it out - if she lost it, I would've give her hell. After all, I've still got to convince you to give it to me properly.

[jellyfishbrain]

Well, that's never gonna happen!

[dragonspooker]

You keep saying that, Gourry, but just you wait. I'll get it someday!

[beknightedheroine]

Yup! It's practically a steal!

[jellyfishbrain]

You must've been really hard up for money.

[beknightedheroine]

..You don't know the half of it.

_{[More like hard up for a moment of peace. Score, one Lina-free night!]}

[jellyfishbrain]

I don't know, can you even get a decent meal on that much?

[Yeah, he has no idea how much yen is worth.]

[dragonspooker]

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, GOURRY?!

[jellyfishbrain]

U-uh! I just mean, she accepted so fast! She coulda gotten a lot more for you! You're Lina Inverse!

1/2

[dragonspooker]

[SO MUCH SUSPICIOUS SQUINTING. SO. MUCH.]

2/2

[dragonspooker]

That is true...

((Dying laughing.))

[jellyfishbrain]

[Cue his brightest smile and only slightly nervous laughter.]

Yeah! Legendary sorceress and all! You're worth a lot more than that!

8Db

[dragonspooker]

Exactly! Alas, my idiot roommate has no eye for true strength, beauty, and grace...

[jellyfishbrain]

Right! That's gotta be it!

And hey, with me you won't have anyone lookin' at you funny for eatin' so much!

[dragonspooker]

...only because you'll be too busy eating about as much as I do.

At least this place has decent food going for it - most of the time.