Cause I'm a horrible person

[technologic]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction or they can just magically be put up for auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Wednesday August 23rd, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!

Meme was yoinked from bakerstreet

Comments

Amalia Sheran Sharm / Wakfu

[(Anonymous)]

[terraformagica]

Excuse me?? This is completely inappropriate!

[(Anonymous)]

fifty.

[terraformagica]

I don't want to be bought!

[(Anonymous)]

...

[terraformagica]

And you should be ashamed of yourself! Even if we all come from different worlds there's never a cause for slavery!

[ yeeeeah someone might not have actually explained the concept of date auction to her ]

[absolute_perception]

I'm sorry.

[He's definitely ashamed. He really didn't think of it like that and it really scared him seeing her like that.]

[terraformagica]

E-Elian??

[absolute_perception]

[He flinched at first.]

You're right. It was was wrong. I'm sorry.

[terraformagica]

I-I don't understand!

[ she's looking around at some of the other bids and no one... else seems to be that upset ]

What's going on? Isn't this... bad?

[absolute_perception]

It's called a date auction. People bid on the people they like. It is meant to be for fun, but sometimes it can go a little crazy.

[He slips his hands in his pockets and watches the others.]

I didn't want anyone else to bid on you... because sometimes the outcome can be a bit frightening.

[terraformagica]

A... date?

[ Now she's turning red, she sure did misunderstand the point of this whole bidding thing... ]

You were... that is, you wanted to... so you knew when you--?

[absolute_perception]

[He's silent for several moments and nodded his head before he responded.]

Yes. I never had the opportunity to ask before now.

[bewareofdog]

Ain't she a bit young?

[absolute_perception]

This does not concern you.

[Elian is strongly glaring at the stranger and he's not backing down.]

[bewareofdog]

That so... that so...

What's the currency that we're usin' here?

[absolute_perception]

The auction is off. She should not be here.

[bewareofdog]

Yeah, that's my point, dipshit.

[absolute_perception]

[He says nothing in retaliation and walks away. That point was already made clear moments before. There wasn't a need to get into a fight.]

[bewareofdog]

[ Ya. You better run. ]

1/2

[terraformagica]

Majima, it's all right. I... I'd misunderstood the intent behind this whole thing. It's still very strange but it's not... not what I thought it was at first.

2/2

[terraformagica]

But thank you for being concerned for me.

[bewareofdog]

Yer a good kid.

I'd hate for ya to get yerself in trouble.

[terraformagica]

I'll try to stay out of it then, so you don't have to worry about me.

[bewareofdog]

Well, if ya get into anything, I'll help ya out.