Cause I'm a horrible person

[technologic]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction or they can just magically be put up for auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Wednesday August 23rd, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!

Meme was yoinked from bakerstreet

Comments

[morituramfides]

Maybe you should advertise it as a special mystery date instead?

[beknightedheroine]

...Perfect!

[dragonspooker]

Too late...!

[beknightedheroine]

Wow, Lina, you're here to bid for yourself?

Even I didn't suspect your narcissism went this far.

[morituramfides]

She might be trying to save face.

[dragonspooker]

_{Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows; buried in the stream of time is where your power grows. I pledge myself to conquer all the foes who stand before the mighty gift bestowed in my unworthy hands!}

[Got about two seconds to haul ass before she finishes this, bluehairs.]

[beknightedheroine]

--'K, we got like four more paragraphs of chanting to get moving, let's go.

_{[And that's her cue to take a swift exit to the egress and come back later to put up a ~mystery auction.~]}

[dragonspooker]

Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by the power you and I possess! DRAGON SLAVE!

[Special emphasis, JUST FOR YOU GUYS.

Also, everything exploded.]