Cause I'm a horrible person

[technologic]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction or they can just magically be put up for auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Wednesday August 23rd, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!

Meme was yoinked from bakerstreet

Comments

[hystericull]

WHAT!?

[(Anonymous)]

Humans don't eat slime. Frankly, it sounds a little disgusting.

[hystericull]

clearly you ain't never got your try on it, then, motherfucker.
I CALL CULTURAL MOTHERFUCKING PREJUDICE ON THIS WHOLE FUCKING AUCTION.

[(Anonymous)]

It is nothing of the sort. It is hardly my fault if you did not take any consideration as to the race of the person you're making the bid to.

[hystericull]

you think your fuckin baked goods be motherfucking superior to mine!?
NO MOTHERFUCKING BAKED GOODS ARE SUPERIOR TO MOTHERFUCKING MINE.

[floreatnoctem]

I think you need to calm down.

NICE HTML FAIL GAMZEE..............

[hystericull]

I THINK YOU ALL NEED TO CAST MY MOTHERFUCKING VOTE. Do:

[floreatnoctem]

And if I don't?

[hystericull]

then whatever unfortunate motherfucker all ends up to be at fucking winning this shindig.
WILL ALL BE TO MOTHERFUCKING FINDING THAT THEIR MOST COVETED FUCKIN PRIZE.
is gonna be mysteriously vanished. :o)

[floreatnoctem]

I wouldn't try that, if I were you.

[hystericull]

DON'T BE SUCH A MOTHER FUCKING STIFF, YO.
i'll be sure to all give him the fuck back when i be getting done with him. ;o)

[floreatnoctem]

I'm afraid you don't understand. If you lay a hand on him, I won't be held responsible for what happens to you.

[hystericull]

you ain't getting in the motherfucking way of my hate, bitch.
EVEN IF I GOTTA GO THROUGH YOU.

DA

[(Anonymous)]

Pssst. Try chocolate cream. 8] Nothing beats chocolate cream.

[hystericull]

WHAT THE FUCK IS CHOCOLATE CREAM.

[(Anonymous)]

It's delicious and makes most humans fall before it.

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/chocolate-cream-pie-i/

Here is a recipe. And here is a slice.

[Anon slides a slice over to Gamzee]

HOLY FUCK THAT LOOKS SO GOOD

[hystericull]

[Sideyeing the fuck out of it tbh.]

looks like shit.

IKR? DROOLING.

[(Anonymous)]

Try it. Humans love it.

[hystericull]

i don't want something they motherfucking like.
WHAT ALL IS THERE WHAT HUMANS ARE TO MOTHERFUCKING LOATHE?
help a brother out here.

[(Anonymous)]

You're not gonna win if you don't have something they like, though. 8C Aren't you trying to win?

You should still at least eat the pie.

[hystericull]

I WILL WIN NO MATTER FUCKING WHAT.
and, uh.
GUESS I'VE EATEN WORSE.

[Still sideyeing this, tho.]

[papshooshing]

IF YOU DON'T WANT ONE LIKE THAT
THEN PASS IT TO ME.

[hystericull]

WHAT THE FUCK?
uhh, sure, bro.
HAVE AT IT.

[Here, Karkat. You eat the poo pie.]

[(Anonymous)]

Well, you're obviously losing right now.

I have more if you like it.

[hystericull]

I AM NOT MOTHERFUCKING LOSING!!!
I WILL WIN THIS BITCH'S ASS NO MATTER ALL WHAT'S I'VE GOTTA BE FUCKIN DOING!!!