Cause I'm a horrible person

[technologic]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction or they can just magically be put up for auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Wednesday August 23rd, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!

Meme was yoinked from bakerstreet

Comments

Lina Inverse | Slayers

[beknightedheroine]

Lina Inverse dragonspooker, goin' for about, uh.. 10 yen! C'mon, guys, I need a coin so that I can jimmy something open.

[morituramfides]

I think you'd owe people money for that.

[beknightedheroine]

Shh, what if they hear you? I gotta run this scam fast before someone who knows her points it out!

[morituramfides]

Maybe you should advertise it as a special mystery date instead?

[beknightedheroine]

...Perfect!

[dragonspooker]

Too late...!

[beknightedheroine]

Wow, Lina, you're here to bid for yourself?

Even I didn't suspect your narcissism went this far.

[morituramfides]

She might be trying to save face.

[dragonspooker]

_{Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows; buried in the stream of time is where your power grows. I pledge myself to conquer all the foes who stand before the mighty gift bestowed in my unworthy hands!}

[Got about two seconds to haul ass before she finishes this, bluehairs.]

[beknightedheroine]

--'K, we got like four more paragraphs of chanting to get moving, let's go.

_{[And that's her cue to take a swift exit to the egress and come back later to put up a ~mystery auction.~]}

[jellyfishbrain]

U-uh. How 'bout fifteen?

[jellyfishbrain]

Not like I'm gonna get outbid.

[beknightedheroine]

SOLD!

[jellyfishbrain]

Wow, just like that? Not like it's special, I eat dinner with her all the time.

[dragonspooker]

WHAT?!

[jellyfishbrain]

Well, better me than someone else, right? We're together all the time anyway!

[dragonspooker]

Tch. Whatever. Better for you be around to use the Sword of Light than her.

[jellyfishbrain]

Huh? Why would someone else be using it?

[dragonspooker]

...well, it showed up in my trunk when I woke up here.

Then some really rough stuff happened recently, and, well. It was better that she use it that let it sit idle.

[Just gonna...ignore the fact that it was a suicide mission, and Sayaka's little problem with magic expenditure.]

[beknightedheroine]

Yup! It's practically a steal!

[jellyfishbrain]

You must've been really hard up for money.

[beknightedheroine]

..You don't know the half of it.

_{[More like hard up for a moment of peace. Score, one Lina-free night!]}

[jellyfishbrain]

I don't know, can you even get a decent meal on that much?

[Yeah, he has no idea how much yen is worth.]

[dragonspooker]

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, GOURRY?!

[jellyfishbrain]

U-uh! I just mean, she accepted so fast! She coulda gotten a lot more for you! You're Lina Inverse!