Cause I'm a horrible person

[technologic]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction or they can just magically be put up for auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Wednesday August 23rd, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!

Meme was yoinked from bakerstreet

Comments

Princess Zelda | Legend of Zelda

[(Anonymous)]

The Princess of Destiny!

Starting price: 10 Ruppees

[sageprincess]

[. . .]

Oh, oh no, I will not be participating in this ridiculous farce of an auction, thank you.

[morphballin]

I'll bid thirty Seguru.

[sageprincess]

... You cannot be serious about this.

[morphballin]

Why not?

[sageprincess]

Be... cause! This whole thing is absurd. Buying dates, honestly?

Re: Princess Zelda | Legend of Zelda

[sky_child]

[sageprincess]

[sky_child]

[sageprincess]

[Th-these bid wars...]

[keeps_count]

A chest of gold and jewels passed down to me, as inheritance, by King Oropher.

[sageprincess]

Oh, Goddesses, not you too...?

[keeps_count]

You would prefer the gentleman that bid after me?

[sageprincess]

Do not put words in my mouth. I do not find the need to participate in this childish exercise at all.

[fracta_anima]

But you two are perfect together!

[great_king_of_evil]

1000 Rupees.

[sageprincess]

No.

[great_king_of_evil]

I'm afraid you do not have a word in this.

[morphballin]

Two thousand Seguru, and this guy in shackles.

[great_king_of_evil]

Five thousands rupees and your dead body.

[ He's a King. Which means, unlimited funds~ ]

Re: Princess Zelda | Legend of Zelda

[(Anonymous)]

Ganondorf's head on a platter.

Alternatively, Ganondorf being the stripper in the cake to your bachelorette party.

[sageprincess]

[Zelda?




Zelda who?]

[marchwarden]

I would bid for the sweet princess' hand, but I do believe she prefers the love for certain elven prince above all else.

[ Smug grin inserted here. ]

[sageprincess]

Have you truly not yet learned your lesson about spreading rumors? Goddesses above...

/this is his official "trollface" icon now

[marchwarden]

It's not a "rumor" if it's true.