technologic: (❦ Like a half a mile an hour)
April ([personal profile] technologic) wrote in [community profile] towerofjamjars2012-08-21 12:18 am

Cause I'm a horrible person



Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction or they can just magically be put up for auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Wednesday August 23rd, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!

Meme was yoinked from [community profile] bakerstreet
dragonspooker: (Aw maaaaaaan.)

[personal profile] dragonspooker 2012-08-21 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
...only because you'll be too busy eating about as much as I do.

At least this place has decent food going for it - most of the time.
jellyfishbrain: (Of course we all know that--)

[personal profile] jellyfishbrain 2012-08-21 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I gotta keep up my strength!

That's good, though. I was worried for a minute there!
dragonspooker: (...eeeeuuuugh.)

[personal profile] dragonspooker 2012-08-21 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, there's still reason to worry - there was one month here that we had nothing but these awful 'nutrition bars' available. And another where there was literally nothing except what we could scavenge.
jellyfishbrain: (WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.)

[personal profile] jellyfishbrain 2012-08-21 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Wh-- what's a 'nutrition bar?" It sounds awful...
dragonspooker: (At wit's end)

[personal profile] dragonspooker 2012-08-21 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It's apparently all the good stuff in food...

But with none of the flavor! It's just a hard little block of stuff! It's HORRIBLE!
jellyfishbrain: (WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.)

[personal profile] jellyfishbrain 2012-08-22 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
None of the flavor?! What's the point?! Did some evil wizard come up with that stuff?!
dragonspooker: (/WIBBLE)

[personal profile] dragonspooker 2012-08-22 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think that Jason guy is a wizard - but he's definitely evil, and far as I can tell, they're his work!
jellyfishbrain: (Now you've got me mad.)

[personal profile] jellyfishbrain 2012-08-22 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Jason. Even the name makes him sound like a villain!
dragonspooker: (Raggum fraggum mutter mumble)

Oh, Gourry, never change.

[personal profile] dragonspooker 2012-08-23 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Lina's not quite sure how it sounds more villainous than others, but, well. This is Gourry.]

...y-yeah. Point is, he's got a lot to answer for once I get my hands on him!
jellyfishbrain: (I've got it! ... no I don't.)

8D

[personal profile] jellyfishbrain 2012-08-23 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll help you! We can't stand for this-- for this-- what's the word?

[If only Amelia were here to help him out...]
dragonspooker: (This is my thinkyface.)

[personal profile] dragonspooker 2012-08-23 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
The first thing to come to mind is "terrible injustice", but that sounds too much like Amelia and Phil...

Hmm...
jellyfishbrain: (Like this?)

[personal profile] jellyfishbrain 2012-08-23 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
That's it! Yeah, it's one of those injustice thingies.