Cause I'm a horrible person

[technologic]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction or they can just magically be put up for auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Wednesday August 23rd, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!

Meme was yoinked from bakerstreet

Comments

[floreatnoctem]

And if I don't?

[hystericull]

then whatever unfortunate motherfucker all ends up to be at fucking winning this shindig.
WILL ALL BE TO MOTHERFUCKING FINDING THAT THEIR MOST COVETED FUCKIN PRIZE.
is gonna be mysteriously vanished. :o)

[floreatnoctem]

I wouldn't try that, if I were you.

[hystericull]

DON'T BE SUCH A MOTHER FUCKING STIFF, YO.
i'll be sure to all give him the fuck back when i be getting done with him. ;o)

[floreatnoctem]

I'm afraid you don't understand. If you lay a hand on him, I won't be held responsible for what happens to you.

[hystericull]

you ain't getting in the motherfucking way of my hate, bitch.
EVEN IF I GOTTA GO THROUGH YOU.

[floreatnoctem]

I can assure you he's not interested.

But you are certainly welcome to try and 'go through me'.

[morituramfides]

How about we say you're both fucking idiots, I never speak to either of you again, and we leave it at that.

[HE IS EMBARRASSED ONE EVERYONE'S BEHALF RN]

[floreatnoctem]

You're hardly speaking to me as it is, it will hardly be difficult getting used to it.

Though I do want to know why the child has a hatecrush on you, Jin.

[morituramfides]

How the hell should I know?

[floreatnoctem]

Let me ask this way-

What did you do to make him angry?

[morituramfides]

I dunno. Make fun of his stupid hair?