Cause I'm a horrible person

[technologic]

Feeling a bit lonely and got a bit of extra cash in your pocket? Wanna waste an exorbitant amount of money on a date? Now’s your chance! We're holding a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction!



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction or they can just magically be put up for auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone and choose to be anonymous.
4) Please put the character's name and canon in the header.

Bidding ends at 11:59 PM PST on Wednesday August 23rd, bidders may remain anonymous until the end of the auction. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (Or whatever else is agreed to)!

Meme was yoinked from bakerstreet

Comments

/this is his official "trollface" icon now

[marchwarden]

It's not a "rumor" if it's true.

/has no appropriate icon for this

[keeps_count]

[This is Legolas, finding a pillow to bury his face in now.]

[marchwarden]

[Aw! How adorable! Such a young elfling you are, Legolas. ]

[keeps_count]

[I'M NOT AN ELFLING WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP CALLING ME AN ELFLING... sob.]

/this is the face you will always get, Haldir

[sageprincess]

How arrogant. I would think I would be a more accurate source on the matter.

/aww why? >: lol

[marchwarden]

Considering that neither of you can seem to be true to your hearts? I must state otherwise.

/because the LOTR cast hits all of her tsun buttons

[sageprincess]

Because whatever you wish would be the truth simply is not and if you truly respected us the way you claim you do, you would drop such baseless accusations and leave us in peace.