silly meme of silliness

[alephbet]

Your character's worst enemy has now been brought to the tower. (For optional extra horrible, they're your character's assigned roommate.)

React. Cling to other characters for comfort. Et cetera.

Comments

Aleph -> God

[alephbet]

[If anyone wants to find Aleph, they'll see him curled up in the shade of a tree on the meadow floor. Upon being approached, he'll look up and sigh.]

God's here.

[technologic]

[Blink.] ... Who what?

[alephbet]

I killed God once. He's here.

[warriorscribe]

*The immediate, instinctive response is a mixture of hope and fear...

...and then apprehension, so close on its heels Enoch can't tell the difference.*

Whose?

Sam --> Y

[primordial]

[So how do you properly articulate "MY FORMER BOSS WHO HAS A REALLY TWISTED HATE CRUSH ON ME AND IS ALSO A HORRORTERROR THAT WILL KILL ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH HIM IS HERE"?}

[Probably like this:]

No, no no no, no, I'm seeing things, he can't be here, no, it's another trick by the Tower, hahaha, no, god...

[Sam is just going to have a mental freakout as he decides what to do about this, because Y is NOT a person to mess with, that's for sure.]

April -> The Muck (aka evil mud with an ego problem)

[technologic]

[And then the tower had sentient, evil muck that has a god complex.

April wished this was a huge, massive joke but there's nothing like a writhing mass of black gunk with odd... glowing bright green veins cursing at you whenever it saw you and stating how it was god over your homeland. And was also why nothing would grow anymore. So yeah.

She'll just be watching it from the staircase for now as it slinks along the desert floor with hissing grumbles.]

[alephbet]

...This is new.

[He'll be watching the evil mud as well.]

Kariya & Tokiomi Tohsaka

[vermicompost]

[Something seems to be a little off with Kariya today. He looks agitated, to say the least. He looks angry. He's scowling, his gaze is unfocused, and he's muttering to himself. And is that blood at the corner of his eye?]

I'll kill him...

Re: Kariya & Tokiomi Tohsaka

[puppy_lancer]

Kill who?

[Lancer peeps over at Kariya.]

[chevalier_mal_fet]

[The Rage rising in the Bond he now shares with his Master is quite-- fulfilling, actually. Lancelot glances at his Master, a grim smile plying around his lips.]

No, Master.
I will Kill him.

You shall watch, and Command.

[Of course, it isn't strategic, but what need is there for Grail War strategy in this place?]

Cu Chulainn and the Morrigan

[puppy_lancer]

[Lancer hasn't been seen around in the Tower lately, but if anyone searches for him, they'll eventually find him in his room, being a blanket loaf on his bed.]

[When he hears the sound of the door creaking, he looks up at the newcomer and hisses.]

Hey, watch it. Be quieter!

[fionnuisce]

...Do you have some kind of problem?

[oathshackledbird]

[For a moment, he just stares at the red eyes peeking out at him from under the blankets. Despite looking calm, Diarmuid is far from it. He might not have ever crossed the source of his brother's fear during his life, but that doesn't make him any more at ease than the other servant about having her in the tower.

It just makes him wonder how long it will be until he does manage to cross her.

Still, Diarmuid is going to try and be strong for his brother's sake.]

I hate to tell you, brother, but I'm pretty sure last I looked our blankets weren't spelled for protection against angry goddesses. You might want to work on fixing that if you are going to make this your permanent hiding spot...

Dr. Richtofen -> Dr. Maxis

[doctor_dismemberment]

No... No, I won't let him have it!

[Richtofen is in the lab, gathering a bunch of glowing black and red rocks and cramming them into his pockets. He's wearing his lab coat simply so he has more places to put them.]

Stupid Maxis... Stupid Tower... Stupid, ridiculous, nonsensical timelines!

[His voice and his footsteps echo off the walls and the machinery in the lab as Richtofen darts back and forth, pulling open drawers and examining every place that might hide more of those rocks he seems to care so much about.]

Zelda -> Gano-- wait a minute...

[sageprincess]

... This is news?

[pitiedthefool]

Apparently it is for everyone else.

[...Yep. Been in this club himself ever since he arrived. Fun times?]

Sol Badguy => THAT MAN

[frederick]

[ EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE ]

[ EVERYTHING ]

Sheba → Menardi

[seekinganswers]

[Saturos could be cruel, but at least his actions were ultimately for the greater good. Menardi's were too, but she was always so much more unpredictable, and the things Sheba found in her mind gave the Jupiter Adept nightmares.

And to top it all off, the Proxian woman is now her roommate. Sheba's come down to the cafeteria to get away from her, her head buried in her arms.]

This shouldn't be possible. She's supposed to be dead...

Break [OU] -> Vincent Nightray :T

[semantating]

[ As anyone who knows Break will notice he is... eating sugar cubes.

Angrily.

Yeah. Sugar Cubes. As he is usually always seen smiling, this is kind of a shock. WHAT COULD HAVE CAUSED THIS ANNOYANCE... ]

[OU] Riku -> Ansem, Seeker of Darkness

[justabignobody]

[He should have expected it. He should have known that his luck would run out at some point - though thankfully it hasn't run out in the way he had feared most.

Still, with that... he can't even really call him a man can he; that Heartless, things are definitely going to become more difficult. And there are certainly people that he has to warn about him.]

Gonna pretend the fallout from Rebellion isn't a thing for the sake of this meme

[attheclocktower]

[One of those people can be found ankle-deep in seawater on floor 62, boots off and her toes digging into the sand, a small pile of shells next to her (it's a wonder she hasn't cleaned the tower out of them by this point). She hears footsteps on the sand behind her and turns, eyes widening a little when she sees who it is.

At least she knows him well enough by now to be able to tell that something's... off.]

Riku? Did something happen?

Waver -> Kayneth

[fionnuisce]

He's dead. He's dead and I won't lose a moment's sleep over it.

[Now, Waver was more often than not a very patient and reasonable man. And had he been asked before coming to the Tower, he would say any grudge held against his former lecturer was settled long ago by the other magus' death. Water under the bridge, etc.]

[But now knowing things he had only learned since his arrival, the presence of that individual had turned Waver into a snarling mess of anger that might have needed to be physically held back.]

I'm going to kill him and I'm likely going to enjoy it much more than I should.

[oathshackledbird]

[The anger burns through their bond like the hottest flame. So violent and intense that it actually scares Diarmuid. Waver is never this angry.

Never.

In fact, the anger is so strong that it reminds Diarmuid far too much of a certain rage that never quite seems to leave him anymore. Not since he had been betrayed during the war.

And that is why he is so scared. The last person he wants to feel that kind of anger coming from is his friend.

Fortunately, it doesn't take him long to find Waver and he's hardly stopped moving when the question is out of his mouth.]

What is wrong?

Labrys -> Malevolent Entity

[fuhgeddaboudit]

[Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit.]

[She couldn't take that thing on alone. And she didn't want to risk the few friends from back home that were in this tower by asking them to fight with her. What could she possibly do?]

[Apparently the current answer was 'hide in her dormitory room curled up in a ball'.]

Lancelot/Berserker : Lancelot/Berserker

[chevalier_mal_fet]

[The Man is his Literal Own Worst Enemy, after all.]

[Lancelot's new roommate is not the talkative sort. Lancelot's new roommate seems more a Man of Action. Lancelot's new roommate is himself-- his utterly Mad self.

Swords drawn, they mirror each other's movements across a small space, separated by Lancelot's bed.
His Mad self groans between its sharpened teeth, black eyes rolling in its dead-pale face, black hair streaming as if in a hellish wind.

Lancelot is already bleeding. There is a shallow wound on his face. Berserker is speed itself.]