Test Drive Meme

[the_white_rider]

It's time for a
* TEST DRIVE MEME *


You want to join the game with a (new) character? Maybe you’re simply curious about the premise? Or maybe you just need a sample. Well that’s the meme for you to try and test your character as if they were already in the tower! The meme is open to anyone!

• Reply to this entry with a character you consider apping! Put your character’s name and fandom- Your usual meme thing.
• Comment around with your pups. You can also post and tag with characters already in-game of course!
• Most importantly, have fun!!
• Then feel free to go and app your character.

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Prince Ganon | Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time AU

[not_a_gerudo]

[Welp, there's a slender young man, looking very much like a certain king of evil, in the tower now. Wandering around lost with a sword at his hip. Of course, nobody knows that he doesn't know how to use it. Over his shoulders is a plain cloak, wrapped snugly around him to hide a very official looking outfit beneath it.

And he's looking for someone.]

fghjdgf I wish you weren't on your limit for LoZ characters 8(

[sevenyearbeautysleep]

[And by "nobody" knowing that, you mean her knowing it quite well, right.
Mr. Skimps-out-on-every-lesson.

But oh man - oh man. Someone she knows. Someone she actually knows.
And it's not just anyone - it's Prince Ganon.

She actually has to stop herself from just tackling the poor guy; but she can't help the sound she made as she ran to him.]

... It's really you, isn't it?
Prince Ganon?

Me too! But I can't give up Tetra or Fi 8(

[not_a_gerudo]

[Don't tell anyoneeee! Let him see like he knows at least the basics. Which he does. Mostly. Kind of. He can hold a sword, okay?]

Zelda!

[He quickly hugs her tightly. Oh goddesses, it's someone he knows too! Someone that was... already here?]

I know! ;w; I'd never let you give Tetra up anyway >8(

[sevenyearbeautysleep]

[Don't worry, Prince Ganon - it's a secret to everyone. ;)

But WHOA OKAY ROYAL HUGS!? She can deal with this, at least; returning the hug and trying so hard not to cry, after what she's gone through -

Someone, finally, that she can actually trust.
And someone that trusts her as well.]

... I don't like that you are here - this place is dangerous and cruel.

But at the same time, I am going to allow myself to be selfish and say - I have never been so glad to see you, Prince Ganon.
The actual you.

My Tetra is a hostage now, huh?

[not_a_gerudo]

[Oh good!]

You're here though, so I don't have to worry too much.

[All the confusion in the world.]

The... actual me?

Yes. Yes she is. also, itp: hzelda lets herself be childish for once.

[sevenyearbeautysleep]

... This may confuse you, but there are others of... us, here.

Though, I will freely admit that the other Ganondorf here is not nearly as handsome as you are.

[She's just. Too nice to say otherwise around anyone else.

Pretty sure Prince Ganon is the only person she's actually completely truthful around.

And to be precise - she wasn't saying that to make Prince Ganon feel good about himself. 8|]

The other "Zelda" that wanders this tower is the Princess of Hyrule, in her timeline. She doesn't trust me at all; and I understand the reasons as well.
But this means she may not readily trust you, either.

Also - Despite the fact that there are many, many people by the name of Link here, none of them are evil.
... I have learned this the hard way, so you can trust my word.

Yes, be childish, Zelda!! <3333

[not_a_gerudo]

[He gives her a mischievous look at the mention of a Ganondorf that wasn't handsome.]

I find it hard to believe that there would be a Ganondorf that wasn't handsome.

[Oh but... Okay, he'll be serious now. Because Zelda is being serious. Mostly.]

Another Zelda? And Link's that aren't evil? What kind of place is this?

only for you, ganon. she needs to gossip with *someone*. <_<

[sevenyearbeautysleep]

... You would believe me if you saw him.

[The face she is giving you right now, Prince Ganon.

Seriously.
You would believe her.

Also no she's actually only being partially serious.]

A horrible one. Mostly.
It is mostly horrible.

A little less so, now that you're here.

He feels so special~

[not_a_gerudo]

I'll have to keep an eye out for him then.

[And she probably knows that he'll go looking for his other self.]

I'm glad my being here can do something good. I was afraid I wouldn't see you again.

[sevenyearbeautysleep]

No. No, don't look for him.

[YEAH, the serious is back. She actually... almost prickled like a cat at the idea.
She's yet to get through to the other Ganon, after all - at this point, she'd end up with a Prince-kebob on a couple katanas.

... But her voice softens as she speaks next, after she'd realized oh hey, she kind of used a tone with royalty.]

... He isn't like you, Prince Ganon.
He's dangerous.

...

He is in Link's position, in the world of Princess Zelda.

[not_a_gerudo]

[He was actually a little surprised at how ferocious she suddenly seemed about the other Ganon.]

How could another... me, be like him though?

[sevenyearbeautysleep]

Situations, possibly. The way you both were raised.

He was raised just as Link had been.

[not_a_gerudo]

I can't imagine ever behaving like him. I'd rather... I think I'd rather die than turn into a monster like Link.

[great_king_of_evil]

[ ... There's a King of Evil that spots you, prince Ganon. And he walks to you. With all those Links, he expected to see another one of him someday, but-

Why is he so tiny in comparison?

Why doesn't he smell Evil?

Why doesn't he feel an aura of incredible power around him?

Your evil self looks at you, Prince. ]

[not_a_gerudo]

[Oh, uh... Whoa, this must be the guy that Zelda told him not to look for. Goddesses, he was huge in comparison to the young prince.]

[great_king_of_evil]

Who are you?

[ A simple question, and he's afraid of the answer. Beware of your answer, young Prince. He's not in the mood. ]

[not_a_gerudo]

Me? I'm Ganon. Prince Ganon, of Hyrule.

You look... Well, you look like me.

[A less handsome him. Just like Zelda said.]

[great_king_of_evil]

[ Just wait till he loses his weight, he'll get more handsome. ]

Prince Ganon of Hyrule?

[ He grabs your arm. Furiously. Yes you look like him, but no, that's not right. he's shocked for a split second. Alright, good at least. This Ganon is a liar. Better start than he expected. ]

Do not mock me and says the truth!

[not_a_gerudo]

[Ganon tries to yank his arm from his counterparts grip.]

Release me!

[On his right hand, Wisdom starts to shine, just a bit, in response to Power. And beneath his hood? A crown, similar to Princess Zelda's but more masculine in design, can be glimpsed.]

Why would I mock a man I've never met?!

[great_king_of_evil]

[ And... Ganon sees Wisdom. Alas. As an answer, he knocks you back against the nearest wall. ]

You... are the Ganon this woman spoke of.

[ All the hatred. All the rage. It emanates from him. It's impossible, he can't have such a... whiny, pathetic alternate self. he just stares angrily at you for now, unsure what to do. Eventually he'll get to beat the evil into you. ]

[not_a_gerudo]

[He coughs, a lot, as he loses his breath from being thrown against the wall.]

Woman? You mean Zelda?

[Really not liking your attitude, other-self. In reply, he brings his knee up, hard, to the most tender of areas between Ganon's legs.]

[great_king_of_evil]

Yes. The so-called Hero of Time.

[ Well, he laughs at that. How pathetic. What a coward. A weakling. Things he hates most. ]

You do not deserve to bear the name Ganondorf Dragmire.

[ For now that is. ]

[not_a_gerudo]

She is the Hero of Time, and the bravest soul in the kingdom.

[Yeah well, he's thinking the same of you, Ganon.]

It's Ganon. I loath being called Ganondorf. And to you? It's is Prince Ganon, or your Highness!

[STOP BEING MOUTHY PRINCE GANON. STOPIT!]

[great_king_of_evil]

[ Alright, now he grabs you by the throat and lift you off the ground.You need to learn to shut up, Prince. ]

You miserable little worm!

[ And his fingers tighten. ]

If i showed no respect to Hyrule's Royal family in my world, it's not to show any to some pathetic alternate version of me.

[not_a_gerudo]

[You know what? He was going to be patient Ganon but guess who at least took time to study his magic?

So enjoy and nice, strong, Din's Fire being cast.]

If anyone is unworthy of respect, it is you!