Test Drive Meme

[the_white_rider]

It's time for a
* TEST DRIVE MEME *


You want to join the game with a (new) character? Maybe you’re simply curious about the premise? Or maybe you just need a sample. Well that’s the meme for you to try and test your character as if they were already in the tower! The meme is open to anyone!

• Reply to this entry with a character you consider apping! Put your character’s name and fandom- Your usual meme thing.
• Comment around with your pups. You can also post and tag with characters already in-game of course!
• Most importantly, have fun!!
• Then feel free to go and app your character.

Comments

[great_king_of_evil]

[ ... There's a King of Evil that spots you, prince Ganon. And he walks to you. With all those Links, he expected to see another one of him someday, but-

Why is he so tiny in comparison?

Why doesn't he smell Evil?

Why doesn't he feel an aura of incredible power around him?

Your evil self looks at you, Prince. ]

[not_a_gerudo]

[Oh, uh... Whoa, this must be the guy that Zelda told him not to look for. Goddesses, he was huge in comparison to the young prince.]

[great_king_of_evil]

Who are you?

[ A simple question, and he's afraid of the answer. Beware of your answer, young Prince. He's not in the mood. ]

[not_a_gerudo]

Me? I'm Ganon. Prince Ganon, of Hyrule.

You look... Well, you look like me.

[A less handsome him. Just like Zelda said.]

[great_king_of_evil]

[ Just wait till he loses his weight, he'll get more handsome. ]

Prince Ganon of Hyrule?

[ He grabs your arm. Furiously. Yes you look like him, but no, that's not right. he's shocked for a split second. Alright, good at least. This Ganon is a liar. Better start than he expected. ]

Do not mock me and says the truth!

[not_a_gerudo]

[Ganon tries to yank his arm from his counterparts grip.]

Release me!

[On his right hand, Wisdom starts to shine, just a bit, in response to Power. And beneath his hood? A crown, similar to Princess Zelda's but more masculine in design, can be glimpsed.]

Why would I mock a man I've never met?!

[great_king_of_evil]

[ And... Ganon sees Wisdom. Alas. As an answer, he knocks you back against the nearest wall. ]

You... are the Ganon this woman spoke of.

[ All the hatred. All the rage. It emanates from him. It's impossible, he can't have such a... whiny, pathetic alternate self. he just stares angrily at you for now, unsure what to do. Eventually he'll get to beat the evil into you. ]

[not_a_gerudo]

[He coughs, a lot, as he loses his breath from being thrown against the wall.]

Woman? You mean Zelda?

[Really not liking your attitude, other-self. In reply, he brings his knee up, hard, to the most tender of areas between Ganon's legs.]

[great_king_of_evil]

Yes. The so-called Hero of Time.

[ Well, he laughs at that. How pathetic. What a coward. A weakling. Things he hates most. ]

You do not deserve to bear the name Ganondorf Dragmire.

[ For now that is. ]

[not_a_gerudo]

She is the Hero of Time, and the bravest soul in the kingdom.

[Yeah well, he's thinking the same of you, Ganon.]

It's Ganon. I loath being called Ganondorf. And to you? It's is Prince Ganon, or your Highness!

[STOP BEING MOUTHY PRINCE GANON. STOPIT!]

[great_king_of_evil]

[ Alright, now he grabs you by the throat and lift you off the ground.You need to learn to shut up, Prince. ]

You miserable little worm!

[ And his fingers tighten. ]

If i showed no respect to Hyrule's Royal family in my world, it's not to show any to some pathetic alternate version of me.

[not_a_gerudo]

[You know what? He was going to be patient Ganon but guess who at least took time to study his magic?

So enjoy and nice, strong, Din's Fire being cast.]

If anyone is unworthy of respect, it is you!

[sevenyearbeautysleep]

[She knows that voice.
Both of them, to be exact - and what she sees when she enters the hall is the exact opposite of what she'd like.

She raises her shield, silently - before rushing forward to bash between them to separate them both.

Prince Ganon might get hurt a bit - but rather an injury than dead.]

... Ganondorf.

[That's said bitterly, to the evil counterpart; the look on her face is the exact opposite of how she has regarded him before.]

[great_king_of_evil]

[ Your fire doesn't sparkle with the power to repel Evil, Prince! At best, it kind of bites him.

Then comes in Zelda and she separates them. Under other circumstances, it'd be nearly comical. Ganon saved from Ganon killing him by Zelda. Here though, that was aggravating.

And the look on his face is exact opposite as well. Furious, angry. On top of being royally annoyed and pissed off. ]

If I didn't bow to the Princess, it's not to bow to a pathetic counterpart.

[ Ie, he might just take out his swords if you try anything funny, Zelda. ]

[not_a_gerudo]

[Oh, thank the Goddesses. It's Zelda. He feels the slightest of blows to his ego at that but it's Zelda. She's the only person that could bruise his ego but inflate it too.]

You're a fool. No wonder your hand glows with Power. All I have seen is that you rely on brute force and fear.

[sevenyearbeautysleep]

[She doesn't have her sword drawn, luckily; and Prince Ganon's words actually get a bit of a look as well.]

I don't expect anyone to bow to anyone.

Fighting in this place is completely useless; death has no consequence, and it just eats valuable time we could be using.

Ganondorf; I have no say over what you do, but please know I will not hesitate to take action against you if need be.

[And then she looks to the Prince again.]

And you need to learn to stop provoking people.
This is a nasty habit you have, Prince Ganon.

[great_king_of_evil]

And you rely on someone else to defend yourself. Pathetic.

[ And- Seriously, he had so much hope in this version of Zelda. All crushed in a matter of seconds. She's nearly as bad as the original Hero of Time. Whatever. ]

I may allow him to live as long as he never order me again to call him "Your Highness".

[ Spoiler: He'll die once you turn your back anyway. ]

[not_a_gerudo]

[Just... gonna pout when Zelda scolds him. Because he is not at all used to be scolded. By anyone. He's a prince, dammit ;;~;;]

He started it!

[sevenyearbeautysleep]

It does not matter who started it, for I am ending it.

[Prince Ganon she is just going to keep scolding you, stop acting like a kid. 8|]

As for you, Ganondorf. I will make sure he keeps his tongue still around you, as long as you do not harm him.