So let's pretend we all escaped the tower and...

[boxingemperor]

Blaming BB and V-chan for this <3

the road trip meme



Buckle up, we're about to hit the road for some fun and adventure! Or not?


The first person to post is the driver. They will set their own story, or roll for the scenario:
1. VACATION - You're going someplace fun because you all deserve a little rest and relaxation.
2. BUSINESS TRIP - You're not looking forward to the destination, but it beats being in the office.
3. EMERGENCY - Something terrible has happened! You need to get somewhere fast!
4. CHAUFFEUR - You're getting paid to drive these people somewhere. Be professional! Or not.
5. MOVING - Life changes, and so does the place you call home.
6. SPECIAL EVENT - A concert, a tournament,...whatever it is, it's far away.
7. CARPOOL - Monday morning is here, time to pick up your posse and head to work or school.
8. RANDOM - Choose your own scenario, or roll again.

1 to 4 people will reply to the first person as passengers! They can roll for a quirk (entirely optional):
1. NAVIGATOR - You're the guy/girl with the map. Hope you know what you're doing.
2. CARSICK - Being in the car too long makes you uneasy...is there a rest stop?
3. BACKSEAT DRIVER - Clearly -you- should have been the one driving!
4. HITCHHIKER - Who invited you?
5. CARGO - Why are you riding in the trunk?!
6. CHILD(ISH) - Are we there yet? How about now? I'm out of juice! I need a rest stop!
7. CAR-AOKE - Sing your heart out, your friends won't mind. Or will they?
8. RANDOM - Choose your own, or roll again.

As always, have fun, ????!, and profit.

Comments

Equius Zahhak | Homestuck RDV | 7

[geometry]

[WHY]

Alia Shepard | Mass Effect | 7

[risingshepard]

[...Okay so.

Who wants a ride on the Normandy instead of a car?]

Ienzo | Kingdom HEarts | 6

[grimgrimoire]

[who wants to go to a SCIENCE CONFERENCE. Because that's the only place Ienzo will go.]

[No, really.]

[You're coming to this motherfucking conference.]

6 as well

[notsogrimreaper]

[And congratulations, Ienzo. You've got a kid with an oversized scarf drinking his juice box in the booster seat. How did Ryoji end up so small? Well, if they're going to a science conference, maybe this is another experiment gone horribly wrong.

...Either way, you'd better hope you have an arsenal of Featherman R action figures to amuse him with.]

Mitsuru Kirijo | Persona 3 | 1

[mustnotfalter]

What on earth is wrong with these people?!

[Brace yourselves, passengers. The traffic on the highway is horrendous, and Mitsuru's just had to slam on the brakes to keep from hitting a car that felt the need to swerve right in front of y'all. She's clutching the steering wheel so tightly that her knuckles are white.

Don't you just feel so safe in this car?]

I HAD TO.

[risingshepard]

Hell if I know. Drivers back home weren't exactly happy campers either.

[Oh hi, you have a snark queen in your backseat.]

1

[boxingemperor]

We can't take any shortcuts. All we have are these GoggleMaps directions...

[Akihiko is buckled in. He can't say anything; Mitsuru has her license and he does not. She's obviously skilled if she's earned it. This is his first time riding with her though.]

Morty | Pokémon | 4

[dusknoir]

[He'll take you anywhere you need to go for ridiculously cheap!]

[...mostly because you're sharing the backseat with a ghost shaped like a giant purple blob of spikes.]

[PLAY NICE GENGAR]

what is hiatus

[bloodyashes]

[GET IN DRECKS WE'RE GOING DRVIVING.]

[seekinganswers]

[This is Sheba's face when she realizes two things: She's never actually been in an automobile before, and since when did Asch know how to drive?]

[bloodyashes]

[Hey he totally watched Noir make her foncar go. He has got this in the bag.]

Avenger | Fate/Hollow Ataraxia | 8

[destructiveprinciples]

[Avenger just hijacked a large bus.

And for some absurd reason, nobody stopped him.]

6

[puppy_lancer]

Oy, are we there yet? Can't we stop and grab some beers?

[Even though he's technically been kidnapped, Lancer is still making very vocal demands at his "captor".]

[destructiveprinciples]

[If Avenger wasn't busy gunning the gas petal and ignoring several vital traffic laws, he would have kneed his "kidnapee" in the balls.]

Do you see our designation anywhere in sight, dumbass? [A pause. HONKING OBNOXIOUSLY AT SOME UNLUCKY BYSTANDERS. Then;] - Check under the seat, I think Rider left some wine under there from the last drive.

3; who cares if it's not the right journal

[promised_victory]

[Probably because everyone was in too much shock he actually did it to stop him.]

You barely missed that tree, Avenger!

[Fortunately, Saber was on that bus and is the most likely reason he isn't playing roadkill bingo with the pedestrians.]

yes let's not sweat the details

[destructiveprinciple]

[He used the element of what the flying fuck are you even doing surprise to pull it off. He tossed over his shoulder;]

Saber, the backseat needs to pipe down already! We didn't actually hit it, did we?

[Yes, quite fortunately. But that tree had it coming. Avenger makes Irisviel look like a trained professional driver. /Narrowly escapes smashing into another tree as he pulls back into the proper lane and speeds up.]

5, because the thought of Shepard stuck in the trunk of a bus just seems so hilarious to me

[risingshepard]

[GET HER THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. WHO STUFFED HER IN HERE WHILE SHE WAS ASLEEP???

Saber? Avenger? You've got a hell of a racket going on in the back end of this bus.]

Lord El-Melloi-II | Fate/ [AU] | 1

[fionnuisce]

[It's basically this, but with sunglasses and a green suit.]

[OKAY FINE HE CAN DRIVE A NORMAL-ASS CAR. HOW BORING]

[Get in losers, we're going shopping.]

4

[notsogrimreaper]

[...Wait, who would hire him as a chauffeur? Clearly Igor needs to check his references better before hiring a driver for the Velvet Limo.

Either way, he's got nothing but enthusiasm, so give him a destination! He'd love to drive you! Just ignore the fact that he doesn't actually have a license.]

Dr. Richtofen | Call of Duty: Zombies | 5

[doctor_dismemberment]

[...Okay, he'll be the first to break the awkward silence.]

Ahem, so, I do not know how that town became overrun with zombies... but I assure you, it was not my fault.

[Yeah no it was totally his bad. Whoopsie. Not gomen.]

But let's look at it this way! Now we get to move someplace new and exciting, ja? [He turns to the passenger(s) and gives them a smile.

While he's not looking, the car runs straight into a stray zombie, and it goes flying over the hood of the vehicle and leaves a smear of blood on the windshield. Richtofen doesn't even blink.]

My, these roads are bumpy!

Taro | OC | 3ish

[hachitaro]

[Yeah okay so somehow he's alive again and shit is going down and get in losers we need to race to the Tsubaki Grand Shrine to visit Ame-no-Uzume. Don't question it.]

Look, everyone'd better have peed before we got in!

['Cause oni are probably on their tail and he can't piggyback ride all of them.]

7.

[frilliance]

[Off to his office for loads of paperwork and sorting out various cases. You get to ride in Edgeworth's fabulous red sports car (sadly it's canonically 2-seat although you can hide in the trunk? Please do and piss him off!). Ruffles Man is picking you up because he is feeling nice and for whatever reason, your destination happens to be on the way to his office.

Just don't cause havoc, make a noise or make a mess in his car. Otherwise you'll get one very angry driver In other words, please drive him up the wall!.]

6

[notsogrimreaper]

[Oh, you don't want anyone making a mess? Well, have fun with the kid sitting shotgun. He's got a nice big can of soda, and it'd be a shame if he spilled. Even if he doesn't, he'll need a rest stop after that. And he'll want the AC on, but then he'll be too cold... Why did you agree to drive him?]

Hey, can we listen to the radio? I'm bored...

Re: 6

[frilliance]

[Why Edgeworth agreed to drive Ryoji is a great mystery indeed. Nevertheless, he was about to answer your question when he suddenly spots the fizzy drink can. Have a large frown right here, Ryoji. :/]

And just where did that come from? [i.e. Why are you drinking in my car?]

No.6

[thiscloakisgreen]

[It won't be an ordinary ride...]