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the road trip meme

Buckle up, we're about to hit the road for some fun and adventure! Or not?

The first person to post is the driver. They will set their own story, or roll for the scenario:
1. VACATION - You're going someplace fun because you all deserve a little rest and relaxation.
2. BUSINESS TRIP - You're not looking forward to the destination, but it beats being in the office.
3. EMERGENCY - Something terrible has happened! You need to get somewhere fast!
4. CHAUFFEUR - You're getting paid to drive these people somewhere. Be professional! Or not.
5. MOVING - Life changes, and so does the place you call home.
6. SPECIAL EVENT - A concert, a tournament,...whatever it is, it's far away.
7. CARPOOL - Monday morning is here, time to pick up your posse and head to work or school.
8. RANDOM - Choose your own scenario, or roll again.

1 to 4 people will reply to the first person as passengers! They can roll for a quirk (entirely optional):
1. NAVIGATOR - You're the guy/girl with the map. Hope you know what you're doing.
2. CARSICK - Being in the car too long makes you uneasy...is there a rest stop?
3. BACKSEAT DRIVER - Clearly -you- should have been the one driving!
4. HITCHHIKER - Who invited you?
5. CARGO - Why are you riding in the trunk?!
6. CHILD(ISH) - Are we there yet? How about now? I'm out of juice! I need a rest stop!
7. CAR-AOKE - Sing your heart out, your friends won't mind. Or will they?
8. RANDOM - Choose your own, or roll again.

As always, have fun, ????!, and profit.

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[WHY]

Edited 2013-03-31 05:36 (UTC)

[...Okay so.

Who wants a ride on the Normandy instead of a car?]

[who wants to go to a SCIENCE CONFERENCE. Because that's the only place Ienzo will go.]

[No, really.]

[You're coming to this motherfucking conference.]

What on earth is wrong with these people?!

[Brace yourselves, passengers. The traffic on the highway is horrendous, and Mitsuru's just had to slam on the brakes to keep from hitting a car that felt the need to swerve right in front of y'all. She's clutching the steering wheel so tightly that her knuckles are white.

Don't you just feel so safe in this car?]

Edited 2013-03-31 05:38 (UTC)

[He'll take you anywhere you need to go for ridiculously cheap!]

[...mostly because you're sharing the backseat with a ghost shaped like a giant purple blob of spikes.]

[PLAY NICE GENGAR]

[GET IN DRECKS WE'RE GOING DRVIVING.]

Hell if I know. Drivers back home weren't exactly happy campers either.

[Oh hi, you have a snark queen in your backseat.]

We can't take any shortcuts. All we have are these GoggleMaps directions...

[Akihiko is buckled in. He can't say anything; Mitsuru has her license and he does not. She's obviously skilled if she's earned it. This is his first time riding with her though.]

[This is Sheba's face when she realizes two things: She's never actually been in an automobile before, and since when did Asch know how to drive?]

[Hey he totally watched Noir make her foncar go. He has got this in the bag.]

Whoever gave these people their licenses ought to be fired immediately.

[Mitsuru would be much more comfortable with all this had she been on her motorcycle. Seeing as she's not, well...

She glances at Alia briefly, then at Akihiko.]

Isn't there a map along with them? Surely we can figure something else out from the map.

[Avenger just hijacked a large bus.

And for some absurd reason, nobody stopped him.]

[She's looking at the map, then out the window. At the map... out the window.]

...um.

[Hey guys, did you pack your luggage securely? Because something's thumping around in there. You might want to check that out when you stop for directions or at the next road block.]

Oy, are we there yet? Can't we stop and grab some beers?

[Even though he's technically been kidnapped, Lancer is still making very vocal demands at his "captor".]

Wouldn't it be easier to look for a landmark?

[Oh, trust her, she'd rather be cruising around in her awesome ship here. At least that way the road wouldn't be such a huge problem. 8|

...Wait, what the hell's with that thumping?]

Edited 2013-03-31 05:55 (UTC)

[And congratulations, Ienzo. You've got a kid with an oversized scarf drinking his juice box in the booster seat. How did Ryoji end up so small? Well, if they're going to a science conference, maybe this is another experiment gone horribly wrong.

...Either way, you'd better hope you have an arsenal of Featherman R action figures to amuse him with.]

Edited 2013-03-31 06:07 (UTC)

[If Avenger wasn't busy gunning the gas petal and ignoring several vital traffic laws, he would have kneed his "kidnapee" in the balls.]

Do you see our designation anywhere in sight, dumbass? [A pause. HONKING OBNOXIOUSLY AT SOME UNLUCKY BYSTANDERS. Then;] - Check under the seat, I think Rider left some wine under there from the last drive.

~~[It's basically this, but with sunglasses and a green suit.]~~

[OKAY FINE HE CAN DRIVE A NORMAL-ASS CAR. HOW BORING]

[Get in losers, we're going shopping.]

There is a small ma-huh?

[Akihiko looks to the back. Hey Shepard, what's up? Are you making that noise?]

[...Wait, who would hire him as a chauffeur? Clearly Igor needs to check his references better before hiring a driver for the Velvet Limo.

Either way, he's got nothing but enthusiasm, so give him a destination! He'd love to drive you! Just ignore the fact that he doesn't actually have a license.]

...

[Right. Well. That doesn't sound good. Mitsuru's just going to grit her teeth and pull over to the side of the road so they can investigate that.]

If anyone decided to sneak something - such as a pet - into the trunk, they had best tell me now. [Because if it turns out that y'all snuck something in without telling her there will be hell to pay.] Otherwise, we should probably see what is making that noise.

Fine, fine.

[Lancer crawls under the seat to get the wine...just as the bus hits a jag. His head slams into the bottom of the seat hard.]

Hey, ow!

[Probably because everyone was in too much shock he actually did it to stop him.]

You barely missed that tree, Avenger!

[Fortunately, Saber was on that bus and is the most likely reason he isn't playing roadkill bingo with the pedestrians.]

Edited 2013-03-31 06:12 (UTC)

[One quick look at Aki, and a shrug--nope, not her. This would not be a sane time for her to be in her armor anyway. 8| Her gaze goes to Mitsuru after that.] Hey, I'm off-duty right now. I don't have any reason to stick anything into the trunk without your permission, either.

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