Kink Meme

[alephbet]

The Animoose Kink Meme 2.0

I enjoy fic and art. Don't you?

To that end, post requests! There are only a few simple rules in Fight Club the Animoose Meme:

1. NEVER DE-ANON. No matter what. Seriously. If you de-anon you will be put on the spot and forced to fill a prompt that you can rest assured will be properly horrifying and will make you wish you had paid more attention when selecting posting options.

2. For ease of posting, make sure to at least include these three pieces of info when putting up your request.

<b>Characters:</b> <b>Rating:</b> <b>Prompt:</b>

For instance, a horrifying request you may receive for accidentally de-anoning might be:

Characters: Anguished One (in Tatsuya's body)/Jun
Rating: SMUT EVERYWHERE (meaning, NC-17)
Prompt: Human bodies are funny, aren't they? :OOO

3. Requests can be filled as fic, threaded out by the actual characters if they're brave enough (or crazy enough), or filled with artwork! And nobody is too 'untalented' enough not to fill a request; if you have an idea, go ahead and post it up! It's all anon anyway!

4. Someone else's request may not be your style! This is totally okay and what makes the world go round. I don't want to see any kink shaming on here, though I'm sure I won't, because you are all a lovely bunch of people who can act civilized when requesting porn.

5. Don't want porn? Requesting gen or fluff is also perfectly okay and in fact encouraged! If your character is too young or you have a great idea for a genfic, post it up!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

but you're not anon

does that mean we get to give you a horrifying prompt

[(Anonymous)]

Two things, anon.

1. It's impossible to post an entry anonymously that would be silly.

2. I have already legitimately written Mara/Aleph. Do you want to try to squick me?

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Legolas/Haldir
Rating: Any.
Prompt: Nature.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Satou, V/V
Rating: low
Prompt: Satou decides that V/V being a plant means that she needs water, soil, and fertilizer. Because Satou.

[midgarhorizon]

Characters: Jack Sparrow and Catarina
Rating: pick one
Prompt: Perhaps there are things a well traveled pirate knows even a succubus doesn't

Fuck anon.

[(Anonymous)]

you know this means you're writing Ganondorf/Reno now right

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Prototype Lancer/Catarina/Jack
Rating: PG-13-M. Make this as adult or as non-adult as you might like
Prompt: What happens when Lancer plans ahead and Catarina and Jack do what they want. In other words, Lancer walks in on Jack and Catarina during what he thought would be his date with her.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Wilhelm/Tohko
Rating: It's a smut prompt. Why don't you guess what the rating is?
Prompt: Someone finds a book about porn. Shenanigans happen.

1/?

[(Anonymous)]

When Tohko showed up for their game of chess, Wilhelm could tell that she was not her normal self. Her face was flushed, her body was faintly trembling, and her breath was shallow and loud. In one hand, she held a half-eaten book. But even as he notes all this, his expression does not change.

"Tohko."

He greets her, calm as always.

"W-wilhelm."

She says this, and with quick steps, closes the distance between them.

Tohko is not quite sure what she feels. Like always, she had been eating books as a snack, even as she headed to her game with Wilhelm. However, upon consuming some pages of this book, her body had started feeling hot and ticklish. Especially down there, it felt half tickled and half like she would explode. Now, looking down at Wilhelm, she feels an intense urge to put her arms around him and kiss him.

...It might help to know that the book she held in her hands was in fact a collection of Lord Byron. And the pages she had eaten were from a passage of Don Juan.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Akise & Tsubaki
Rating: The smuttiest.
Prompt: Akise and Tsubaki do things. Akise yells out 'YUKITERU.' He then gets smacked.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Akise/Yukiteru.
Rating: PG to M.
Prompt: This version of Akise has a new 'thing' for Yukiteru and decides to get it on. Bonus points if Yuno and Tsubaki show up in the end, angry.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Jason/Dax/Retriever Harem
Rating: NC-human
Prompt: The next event: EVERYONE IS FORCED TO SIT AND WATCH THIS UNTIL IT ENDS. Only it lasts the entire month without pause. Anyone who falls asleep/has to leave for any reason gets tortured.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Illya/Saber [Alter]
Rating: PG-13+
Prompt: Saber confuses Illya for Irisviel for some reason. cuteness occur.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Aleph/April
Rating: NSFW if only just for mentions of Mara
Prompt: Mara once suggested that April and Aleph sleep together in order to fight off the cold, and they decide to go along with this idea.

Bonus points if Mara gloats about them following his great idea afterwards.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Haruhi Suzumiya and Wilhelm.
Rating: 18? The nature of the Testaments doesn't make them fluffy..and there may be some smut, depending on how you write it. So about 18+.
Prompt: Wilhelm tells Haruhi how she can become 'immortal'. What will her choice be?

[(Anonymous)]

I'd be willing to fill this if you don't mind the wait, anon! It will probably be done by tomorrow at the earliest.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Yuno Gasai & Wretched Egg
Rating: R or NC-17 depending on where it goes
Prompt: "My fourteen year old boyfriend took more levels in badass than yours!" "I'm a less crazy fourteen year old love interest than you!" "My one-armed, one-eyed sibling-in-law can beat up your one-armed, one-eyed sibling in law!" This can only end well.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Legolas/Zelda
Rating: Any
Prompt: Haldir and Link have been sent back to their dead homeworlds since months (years?). Maybe the two pointy-eared residents can find comfort in each other.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Edward Richtofen..and Margulis.
Rating: R. Smut (?) and violence.
Prompt: Richtofen decides he wants to tease and and fight with Margulis. This goes as badly as one can imagine.

[(Anonymous)]

This is absolutely hideous.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Ganon/Richtofen
Rating: M
Prompt: Richtofen gives Ganon a rocking horse...made from a real stuffed horse. One thing leads to another and ends with them using the rocking horse in a perverted game.

[(Anonymous)]

idk who you are anon but i think i love you

marry me?

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Elena/Reno
Rating: As hardcore as you can make it
Prompt: Elena dominates Reno, using ties and other creative means. Bonus if someone walks in on them.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Waver Velvet and Rider.
Rating: T?
Prompt: Waver actually manages to beat Rider at a video game. Bonus points if said game is DDR.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm gonna need this filled immediately

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: The League of Evil/The JusticeGood League (Sorry dudes, I forgot what your teams' official titles are)
Rating:Smut+
Prompt:A battle ensues between the two major groups in the tower for domination, but it seems that the power struggle turned into one-up-manship in bed. Hilarity ensues, have fun.

[(Anonymous)]

So what's this mean for people who're involved with both sides? There was a lot of spying/playing both sides going on last I knew.

[hellacious]

Characters: Ken and Sayaka
Rating: T?
Prompt: the older Stregasiblings are jerks, clearly- why else would Ken and Sayaka wind up on The World's Most Awkward Date?

[(Anonymous)]

/SCREECHES HIDEOUSLY IN LAUGHTER

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Tohko Amano and Waver Velvet.
Rating: It's a smut meme. What do you think the rating will be?
Prompt: Waver attempts to teach Tohko to use magic, using every method he can think of. And I do mean every method.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: chaos and Haldir.
Rating: T?
Prompt: Somehow, Haldir manages to find chaos's book and asks him about it. Thus, the truth comes out about chaos.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Jason and Dax
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: Fighting-to-fucking (or frotting, if you want).