Kink Meme

[alephbet]

The Animoose Kink Meme 2.0

I enjoy fic and art. Don't you?

To that end, post requests! There are only a few simple rules in Fight Club the Animoose Meme:

1. NEVER DE-ANON. No matter what. Seriously. If you de-anon you will be put on the spot and forced to fill a prompt that you can rest assured will be properly horrifying and will make you wish you had paid more attention when selecting posting options.

2. For ease of posting, make sure to at least include these three pieces of info when putting up your request.

<b>Characters:</b> <b>Rating:</b> <b>Prompt:</b>

For instance, a horrifying request you may receive for accidentally de-anoning might be:

Characters: Anguished One (in Tatsuya's body)/Jun
Rating: SMUT EVERYWHERE (meaning, NC-17)
Prompt: Human bodies are funny, aren't they? :OOO

3. Requests can be filled as fic, threaded out by the actual characters if they're brave enough (or crazy enough), or filled with artwork! And nobody is too 'untalented' enough not to fill a request; if you have an idea, go ahead and post it up! It's all anon anyway!

4. Someone else's request may not be your style! This is totally okay and what makes the world go round. I don't want to see any kink shaming on here, though I'm sure I won't, because you are all a lovely bunch of people who can act civilized when requesting porn.

5. Don't want porn? Requesting gen or fluff is also perfectly okay and in fact encouraged! If your character is too young or you have a great idea for a genfic, post it up!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

but you're not anon

does that mean we get to give you a horrifying prompt

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Legolas/Haldir
Rating: Any.
Prompt: Nature.

[(Anonymous)]

Two things, anon.

1. It's impossible to post an entry anonymously that would be silly.

2. I have already legitimately written Mara/Aleph. Do you want to try to squick me?

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Satou, V/V
Rating: low
Prompt: Satou decides that V/V being a plant means that she needs water, soil, and fertilizer. Because Satou.

[(Anonymous)]

1. the joke

2. yes

[(Anonymous)]

Alright, go for it.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Mara/Lucifer
Rating: Smut+.
Prompt: A secret, forbidden relationship between a kinky(?) formal pseudo(?)devil and something that looks like it came out of a japanese porn flick.

What could go wrong?

bonus points if Aleph walks in on it

is this an honest attempt to quick you or produce something hilarious i have no idea really at this point

[(Anonymous)]

*squick wow fuck me

[(Anonymous)]

Few beings in the tower could accommodate Mara's full girth. If he was being honest, that was more than a little part of why he turned his attention to Lucifer here.

Of course he respected Lucifer - like most demons, he admired his strength and accepted his leadership. In a place like this, however, his more carnal needs weren't being fulfilled as they usually were. If Lucifer hadn't been there, he would have had to relay a message through Aleph to the network about openings of unusual size, and his summoner would probably have been prudish as usual and refused to ask.

What did Lucifer get out of their relationship, if Mara was a sexual creature and Lucifer a fallen angel without the need or desire?

...

...

Obviously the pleasure of Mara's scintillating company. Most likely. That was certainly a fair trade-off for the thick presence of Mara thrusting his head inside him, stretching out his tongue to lick inside of him before pulling out just slightly.

Lucifer's six wings each twitched, and he let out a low growl. "Mara-"

Mara hummed in pleasure as a response. He wasn't even sure why Lucifer had an asshole, given that he probably didn't use it for the traditional methods, but he wasn't complaining about it. In fact, Lucifer's asshole was probably his favorite thing in this tower.

"Mara." That one sounded more annoyed than a growl of pleasure. If he were in any other state Mara might ask what he wanted, but it was so difficult to speak with your head up someone's ass.

He didn't need to wonder long anyway. Footsteps came down the stairs, and then a familiar voice spluttered, "L-L-Lucifer? Mara?!"

...This Mara pulled out at just to get a good look at. Yes. It was definitely Aleph on the staircase, one foot hovering over the next step where he'd frozen.

"Aleph-" Lucifer rumbled. Before he could get anything else out, Aleph turned and fled back up the stairs as quickly as he could.

The two demons watched where he'd been in silence for a few moments. Finally, Mara began, "So-"

"Don't try it. The mood is gone."

[midgarhorizon]

Characters: Jack Sparrow and Catarina
Rating: pick one
Prompt: Perhaps there are things a well traveled pirate knows even a succubus doesn't

Fuck anon.

[(Anonymous)]

you know this means you're writing Ganondorf/Reno now right

[midgarhorizon]

I don't do anon. Otherwise I will be not participating at all. Fight me. >:þ

[(Anonymous)]

you can not do anon, but then you're going to also write Ganondorf/Reno fluff

[midgarhorizon]

Yeah, that's just not possible. Ganondorf doesn't do fluffy.

[(Anonymous)]

That's the point :3

[midgarhorizon]

Nope. Fight me.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Prototype Lancer/Catarina/Jack
Rating: PG-13-M. Make this as adult or as non-adult as you might like
Prompt: What happens when Lancer plans ahead and Catarina and Jack do what they want. In other words, Lancer walks in on Jack and Catarina during what he thought would be his date with her.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Wilhelm/Tohko
Rating: It's a smut prompt. Why don't you guess what the rating is?
Prompt: Someone finds a book about porn. Shenanigans happen.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Akise & Tsubaki
Rating: The smuttiest.
Prompt: Akise and Tsubaki do things. Akise yells out 'YUKITERU.' He then gets smacked.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Akise/Yukiteru.
Rating: PG to M.
Prompt: This version of Akise has a new 'thing' for Yukiteru and decides to get it on. Bonus points if Yuno and Tsubaki show up in the end, angry.

Ganondorf/Reno

[midgarhorizon]

It was a hard day of work, spying and other things that Reno rather didn't have anyone else know about, though he did rub his rear once in a while and adjust the bandages under his slacks once in a while.

He really hated archravens.

Climbing up to the floor he knew Ganondorf was waiting for him, he stopped and stared at the sight that greeted him.

Ganondorf was lounging, quite like a large lazy orange haired cat, in a swimsuit that left little to nothing to the imagination, and ate grapes right off the vine. Where or how he got the grapes from, Reno didn't really want to know. The Demon King let out a rumbling sigh, and sat up. "It is about time. I have been waiting your report for over an hour." He frowned in displeasure, shifting in his very fluffy, very soft looking nest thing.

The Turk's mouth dropped open. "Wha-"

"Your report. Now."

Embarrassed, Reno rubbed the back of his head and looked at the floor, because wow, he seriously felt like he needed to scrub his brains and eyeballs with a metal scrub pad and bleach. It didn't help that Ganondorf was hairy. "Yeah, okay... So those Link kids..."

[(Anonymous)]

/applause

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Jason/Dax/Retriever Harem
Rating: NC-human
Prompt: The next event: EVERYONE IS FORCED TO SIT AND WATCH THIS UNTIL IT ENDS. Only it lasts the entire month without pause. Anyone who falls asleep/has to leave for any reason gets tortured.

1/?

[(Anonymous)]

When Tohko showed up for their game of chess, Wilhelm could tell that she was not her normal self. Her face was flushed, her body was faintly trembling, and her breath was shallow and loud. In one hand, she held a half-eaten book. But even as he notes all this, his expression does not change.

"Tohko."

He greets her, calm as always.

"W-wilhelm."

She says this, and with quick steps, closes the distance between them.

Tohko is not quite sure what she feels. Like always, she had been eating books as a snack, even as she headed to her game with Wilhelm. However, upon consuming some pages of this book, her body had started feeling hot and ticklish. Especially down there, it felt half tickled and half like she would explode. Now, looking down at Wilhelm, she feels an intense urge to put her arms around him and kiss him.

...It might help to know that the book she held in her hands was in fact a collection of Lord Byron. And the pages she had eaten were from a passage of Don Juan.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Illya/Saber [Alter]
Rating: PG-13+
Prompt: Saber confuses Illya for Irisviel for some reason. cuteness occur.