It's been three months, people...

[pitiedthefool]

TEST DRIVE MEME how have we not had one of these in a while?

You want to join the game with a (new) character? Maybe you’re simply curious about the premise? Or maybe you just need a sample. Well that’s the meme for you to try and test your character as if they were already in the tower! The meme is open to anyone!

• Reply to this entry with a character you consider apping! Put your character’s name and fandom- Your usual meme thing. • Comment around with your pups. You can also post and tag with characters already in-game of course! • Most importantly, have fun!! • Then feel free to go and reserve/app your character since the reserves are opening on the 24th.

Comments

[embalmed]

Boring book.

[Tch!! You're no fun, Dipper.]

[manlyasfuck]

Not really I mean there's ton of cool information in here and interesting stories. [He flips to a few pages.]

Here, see? A whole section on Gnomes! It shows a picture of what a Gnome looks like and gives you lots of facts about them, see? [He turns the book around to show her.]

[embalmed]

Oh! I know gnomes! I met a whole bunch of them before, they made me their queen!
They were really stupid, though. I had to put them out of everyone else's misery.

[And then into jars in her collection. 8)]

Not enough gnome facts. I know way more about gnomes than the book does.

[manlyasfuck]

..you killed them? [He slowly closes his book and brings it to his chest.]

Well I mean yeah, sure they're kind of annoying but it's nothing to kill over!

[embalmed]

It's okay! They were probably evil.
You know, probably. They kept talking about making beasts!

[Two backed ones, even!!]

I did a good thing, if they were making beasts!

[manlyasfuck]

Were they making evil beasts?

[embalmed]

... I dunno. I haven't found their "two backed" beast yet.
But I'm still on the hunt!

[manlyasfuck]

Two backed beast?

[embalmed]

Mhm. That's the one they talked about most.
They made a two backed beast! And never told me where it went.

[because you snapped and killed them lenore...........]

[manlyasfuck]

[And he's going to start flipping through his book to see if he can find anything about a "two backed beast"]

What do you think they meant by "two backed" like did it have two backs or what?

[embalmed]

I think so! Otherwise why would it be a two backed beast?

Maybe it split in half? It has two backs, and two heads, and four arms!

[... That would be pretty cool. She'll have to look for monsters like that.]

[manlyasfuck]

Or maybe it's like a camel and has two humps on it's back!

[embalmed]

I like mine better. It'd be scarier, wouldn't it?

[A camel's not scary. It's just cute!]

[manlyasfuck]

...is scarier better? [Eyebrow quirk]

[embalmed]

Scarier's always better!
What kind of beast isn't scary?
All the other beasts would tease it, and it'd get hung from the beast school's flagpole by its underwear!
Other beasts would give it beast swirlies! And steal its beast lunch money!
They'd laugh and call it names! And they wouldn't let it play their beast games!

[manlyasfuck]

...huh. I never thought of it that way.

[embalmed]

See? So it has to be scary!

[Oh. She just realized she's being rude - so she'll give him a cute little curtsy. Even though the blood on her hands and dress kind of takes away from the cute factor.]

I'm Lenore. I forgot to say hi, and my mama taught me that it's rude not to introduce yourself!
Not that I really did it before, but whatever.

[SHRUG.]

[manlyasfuck]

My name is Dipper, it's nice to meet you. [Sort of]

[embalmed]

What a weird name.
Can I call you Little Dipper?

Or is Big Dipper better?

[manlyasfuck]

...just Dipper is fine.

[embalmed]

But nicknames are fun.

[manlyasfuck]

Well yeah, sure they are, but if you're going to give me a nickname, can it be something else? [Come on he gets enough crap for his name already constellation wise]

[embalmed]

... Hmm.

[She scratches her chin then, thinking. You might want to take a seat, Dipper.]

... Dippy! Dip! Pipper, Pippy, Pip - And the R ones too, Ripper, Rippy, Rip!
And backwards, Reppid! Sounds like rapid. Reppy, Rep... Pepper!
Peppy, Pep! And Dapper, too - Dappy, Dap, Dap.
Pappy, Paddy, Pap... Papper, Parr... er...
Deppy, Depp, Depper, Zipper? Zippy, Zip, Dazzy - Dazzer, Dazz!

[You might want to stop her.]

[manlyasfuck]

Uh before this gets any further, I'd like to reject any name that ends with a y... not really the coolest sounding nicknames, not gonna lie. [He gives her a bit of a bashful grin and shrugs a bit]

I mean my Grunkle Stan called me "Dippy" sometimes... yeah... kind of lame.

[embalmed]

... My friend's name is Taxidermy. That ends with a y.
He has a deer skull for a head and bunch of dead animals for pets.