It's been three months, people...

[pitiedthefool]

TEST DRIVE MEME how have we not had one of these in a while?

You want to join the game with a (new) character? Maybe you’re simply curious about the premise? Or maybe you just need a sample. Well that’s the meme for you to try and test your character as if they were already in the tower! The meme is open to anyone!

• Reply to this entry with a character you consider apping! Put your character’s name and fandom- Your usual meme thing. • Comment around with your pups. You can also post and tag with characters already in-game of course! • Most importantly, have fun!! • Then feel free to go and reserve/app your character since the reserves are opening on the 24th.

Comments

[manlyasfuck]

My name is Dipper, it's nice to meet you. [Sort of]

[embalmed]

What a weird name.
Can I call you Little Dipper?

Or is Big Dipper better?

[manlyasfuck]

...just Dipper is fine.

[embalmed]

But nicknames are fun.

[manlyasfuck]

Well yeah, sure they are, but if you're going to give me a nickname, can it be something else? [Come on he gets enough crap for his name already constellation wise]

[embalmed]

... Hmm.

[She scratches her chin then, thinking. You might want to take a seat, Dipper.]

... Dippy! Dip! Pipper, Pippy, Pip - And the R ones too, Ripper, Rippy, Rip!
And backwards, Reppid! Sounds like rapid. Reppy, Rep... Pepper!
Peppy, Pep! And Dapper, too - Dappy, Dap, Dap.
Pappy, Paddy, Pap... Papper, Parr... er...
Deppy, Depp, Depper, Zipper? Zippy, Zip, Dazzy - Dazzer, Dazz!

[You might want to stop her.]

[manlyasfuck]

Uh before this gets any further, I'd like to reject any name that ends with a y... not really the coolest sounding nicknames, not gonna lie. [He gives her a bit of a bashful grin and shrugs a bit]

I mean my Grunkle Stan called me "Dippy" sometimes... yeah... kind of lame.

[embalmed]

... My friend's name is Taxidermy. That ends with a y.
He has a deer skull for a head and bunch of dead animals for pets.

[manlyasfuck]

... [Not sure what to. Really think about this.

His gaze goes to the side for a moment and then returns back to the little girl in front of him.]


... Can dead animals be counted as pets?

[embalmed]

I guess so. He has dead animal pets.

[Note: she's still dragging Kitty #43 around by its poor, dead tail.]

[manlyasfuck]

Well yeah you said that already but don't animals stop being pets after a certain point? I mean usually after they're dead people either uh burn them and put their urns on their mantle or bury them or heck, they even put them on the walls as decorations!

[embalmed]

I know, I know. Cremation and taxidermy.
Trust me - been there, done that. I have a room full of trophies.

But his are different! They're all taxidermied up and movin' and hard to petsit.
Make a huge mess out of a house! Hard to clean.

[manlyasfuck]

So they're.... dead... but they move around like they're alive?

[embalmed]

Yes, that's what I said!

Dead but move.

[manlyasfuck]

So they're zombies?

[embalmed]

No, I don't think so.

I'm a zombie. Different. They're more like Frankenstein's monster.
Except still dead.

[manlyasfuck]

Wait, you're a zombie?

[embalmed]

Yes. Sort of!

I just woke back up one day and I've been dead ever since.
Sometimes I get put back in graves, but everyone just digs me back up.

I'm embalmed!

[manlyasfuck]

[Ooookay backing up a bit]

You're not gonna, I dunno... eat my brains or anything, are you?

[embalmed]

...?

Oh. No. I don't like the taste of people.
I do like tea, though. And muffins. Doughnuts are good, too.

[manlyasfuck]

So you're a good zombie... [He lets out a little sigh

well. she's not really good but she's not evil either]

[embalmed]

Right! A good zombie!

[A pause -]

I don't really like being called a zombie though. It's a stupid word, for the stupid dead kind.
And I'm not stupid.

[manlyasfuck]

Then I'll just call you Lenore.

[embalmed]

And I'll call you Dip.

[manlyasfuck]

Alright, I can get behind that.