towerofjamjars | It's been three months, people...

It's been three months, people...

TEST DRIVE MEME

~~how have we not had one of these in a while?~~

You want to join the game with a (new) character? Maybe you’re simply curious about the premise? Or maybe you just need a sample. Well that’s the meme for you to try and test your character as if they were already in the tower! The meme is open to anyone!

• Reply to this entry with a character you consider apping! Put your character’s name and fandom- Your usual meme thing.
• Comment around with your pups. You can also post and tag with characters already in-game of course!
• Most importantly, have fun!!
• ~~Then feel free to go and reserve/app your character since the reserves are opening on the 24th.~~

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Ooooh, is that what you're think about?

[She shakes her head.]

I didn't sleep with him, even if I wanted to. We just got stuck in a simulation and an Angel took some of my mind and some of his mind and blended them together into four cute children. And then when the simulation ended, he downloaded them all into his core and then put them into mechanical bodies.

[She taps a finger against her chin, thinking.]

So in a way, you can say he gave birth to them.

...Does that make him the mother of my children then?

[ He looks fascinated by her answers. That makes a lot of sense, he should have realize it earlier. ]

Very intriguing. I can understand why you would call them children even though they did not give birth to them through traditional means.

[ Maybe someday he should try making his own children... ~~And thus the idea of Lal was born.~~ He nods as a reply to her query. ]

That is correct. Technically, it makes him the mother of your children. Hence it makes you their father.

However, based purely on a gender analysis, you remain the mother and he remains the father. Yet again, it is possible for you both to be mothers of these children.

Huh...technically Go-kun is female. Partly. He has some of my brainwaves as well. It's what makes him sentient.

[She looks like she's concentrating.]

Sooooo...I'm the Dad and he's my babymama! After all, I'm the one who gets into his cockpit!

So that would make you his mother in a sense. If he is the father... Proceeding by analogy, we can conclude you are at the same time the father and grandmother of your children.

[ He pauses and lowers his head-- Yes that's correct. He looks back at her and nods affirmatively. ]

A most interesting and unusual case of parenting.

[Rei's children are the result of Reincest.]

Yeah, they're special. I'm special too, since my planet exploded back when I was a child and my real mom and dad shoved me in a spaceship which crashed on Earth. And then my Mom and Dad now found me and now I pilot a giant robot with which I can save the world!

[The origin is a lie.]

But they're all nice kids. really.

[ Excuse data while he makes a weird face at those new information. Pilot a giant robot with which she can save the world? ]

I see. I am sorry to hear about your loss.

[ Better for him to be sorry for her loses than to ponder too much on the giant robot that saves the world part, really. This meeting alone is getting weirder than two and a half year aboard the Enterprise. ]

I- [A pauses.] I have to wonder what these children are like.

[Which also happens to be the aforementioned mother of her children.]

Oh, they're partly like me and partly like their Mom. They like blowing stuff up, cute animals, huge drills, chainsaws, FREEDOM, playing cupid, shooting monsters, playing with Grandma and Grandpa and all their friends, making videos, and Mom's apple pie. They don't have any permanent bodies, at least not to themselves, but their Uncle Kensuke helped develop these really nice mechanical bodies for them. They can each control lots of bodies at the same time, so between the four of them, they've got fifty or so bodies.

[ He raises an eyebrow again. It looks like Data's about to say something- ]

...

[ No, no sound escapes his mouth. He pauses and looks at her, considering his choice of word, tilting the head to his side as he ponders. That's quite delicate. ]

I-

[ Closing back his mouth again. he shakes his head and looks at her with resignation. When he finally speaks, his voice is more whisper-like. ]

This is certainly very unusual. But maybe fifty bodies simply for four children is a bit excessive. I would advise obtaining them permanent bodies.

But they like being a horde of black metal machines of death armed with huge lasers.

I am not sure to understand. What is enjoyable about the predicament you are describing?

Would I be them, I would pursue being more human over being a horde of death machines.

They have fun killing all the monsters and making all the explosions and playing laser tag with each other, duh.

I can understand children having fun playing laser tag, but killing monsters and making explosions hardly sounds like a healthy way of life or educational method.

Are you not worried this could harm your children on the long term? I would suggest revising methods.

Well, they're based off of me.

[Meaning that it would be more harmful to try to make them normal.]

So you enjoy killing monsters and making explosion.

[ He pauses. ]

I see. It is the first time I meet someone with these center of interest, it is a new experience.

It's a new experience meeting you too. Lots of my friends like to kill monsters and make explosions too, so it's not just me.

I have never met any of them. Maybe we could be friends and learn to know each other.

[Her smile grows wider, showing too many teeth.]

That would be awesome!

[ That's a lot of teeth. Most intriguing. he tries a smile then, as much as an emotionless android can smile. ]

You are one of my first new friend in this tower then.

And you're my first new friend here too! What's your name?

I am Lieutenant Commander Data of the Federation Starship Enterprise.

[ Yet another pause. ]

But simply "Data" will be... fine.

I'm Rei!

[A pause.]

Pilot of of EVA-05.

It is a pleasure to know you Rei.

[ Have him smile. Friendship can't hurt right? ]

[She nods, and then sweeps him up in a big bear hug.]

Heeee~ey. Let's go find some angels to kill!

...

[ He raises an eyebrow.

What? Just... ]

Angels? I am afraid angels do not exist.

Furthermore even if they did, they would be far beyond our reach and I see no purpose in killing them.

They exist. And they're giant. You can't miss them. And I kill them because otherwise they would kill everything else.

Edited 2012-09-22 19:01 (UTC)

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

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do you know what you're getting into, Data?

... he has no idea and it is probably better if he does not sob

poor Data--are robots allowed to discover God and go to heaven?

Data's positronic brain is having difficulty simply swallowing that notion

then there is truly no hope for him

s-sob poor data

maybe this will teach him to use his brain in creative ways

or maybe it will teach him to be more careful because oh GOD

Won't help him now that Rei's attached