It's been three months, people...

[pitiedthefool]

TEST DRIVE MEME how have we not had one of these in a while?

You want to join the game with a (new) character? Maybe you’re simply curious about the premise? Or maybe you just need a sample. Well that’s the meme for you to try and test your character as if they were already in the tower! The meme is open to anyone!

• Reply to this entry with a character you consider apping! Put your character’s name and fandom- Your usual meme thing. • Comment around with your pups. You can also post and tag with characters already in-game of course! • Most importantly, have fun!! • Then feel free to go and reserve/app your character since the reserves are opening on the 24th.

Comments

[littlelifeforms]

[ He raises an eyebrow again. It looks like Data's about to say something- ]

...

[ No, no sound escapes his mouth. He pauses and looks at her, considering his choice of word, tilting the head to his side as he ponders. That's quite delicate. ]

I-

[ Closing back his mouth again. he shakes his head and looks at her with resignation. When he finally speaks, his voice is more whisper-like. ]

This is certainly very unusual. But maybe fifty bodies simply for four children is a bit excessive. I would advise obtaining them permanent bodies.

[terreifying]

But they like being a horde of black metal machines of death armed with huge lasers.

[littlelifeforms]

I am not sure to understand. What is enjoyable about the predicament you are describing?

Would I be them, I would pursue being more human over being a horde of death machines.

[terreifying]

They have fun killing all the monsters and making all the explosions and playing laser tag with each other, duh.

[littlelifeforms]

I can understand children having fun playing laser tag, but killing monsters and making explosions hardly sounds like a healthy way of life or educational method.

Are you not worried this could harm your children on the long term? I would suggest revising methods.

[terreifying]

Well, they're based off of me.

[Meaning that it would be more harmful to try to make them normal.]

[littlelifeforms]

So you enjoy killing monsters and making explosion.

[ He pauses. ]

I see. It is the first time I meet someone with these center of interest, it is a new experience.

[terreifying]

It's a new experience meeting you too. Lots of my friends like to kill monsters and make explosions too, so it's not just me.

[littlelifeforms]

I have never met any of them. Maybe we could be friends and learn to know each other.

do you know what you're getting into, Data?

[terreifying]

[Her smile grows wider, showing too many teeth.]

That would be awesome!

... he has no idea and it is probably better if he does not sob

[littlelifeforms]

[ That's a lot of teeth. Most intriguing. he tries a smile then, as much as an emotionless android can smile. ]

You are one of my first new friend in this tower then.

poor Data--are robots allowed to discover God and go to heaven?

[terreifying]

And you're my first new friend here too! What's your name?

Data's positronic brain is having difficulty simply swallowing that notion

[littlelifeforms]

I am Lieutenant Commander Data of the Federation Starship Enterprise.

[ Yet another pause. ]

But simply "Data" will be... fine.

then there is truly no hope for him

[terreifying]

I'm Rei!

[A pause.]

Pilot of of EVA-05.

s-sob poor data

[littlelifeforms]

It is a pleasure to know you Rei.

[ Have him smile. Friendship can't hurt right? ]

maybe this will teach him to use his brain in creative ways

[terreifying]

[She nods, and then sweeps him up in a big bear hug.]

Heeee~ey. Let's go find some angels to kill!

or maybe it will teach him to be more careful because oh GOD

[littlelifeforms]

...

[ He raises an eyebrow.

What? Just... ]

Angels? I am afraid angels do not exist.

Furthermore even if they did, they would be far beyond our reach and I see no purpose in killing them.

Won't help him now that Rei's attached

[terreifying]

They exist. And they're giant. You can't miss them. And I kill them because otherwise they would kill everything else.