It's been three months, people...

[pitiedthefool]

TEST DRIVE MEME how have we not had one of these in a while?

You want to join the game with a (new) character? Maybe you’re simply curious about the premise? Or maybe you just need a sample. Well that’s the meme for you to try and test your character as if they were already in the tower! The meme is open to anyone!

• Reply to this entry with a character you consider apping! Put your character’s name and fandom- Your usual meme thing. • Comment around with your pups. You can also post and tag with characters already in-game of course! • Most importantly, have fun!! • Then feel free to go and reserve/app your character since the reserves are opening on the 24th.

Comments

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

[ There is a young angel in the dorm lounge. He's been roaming the hallways, asking if anyone's met a goddess named Lady Palutena. He's been informed that he could check the names by the dorm room doors, but...

Well, that's why he's down here now. ]

Um...can someone help me read something?

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[ ALTERNATELY: MONSTERS

In which Pit blows off steam by picking off some monsters with a bow. That he sometimes uses to clobber enemies with up close. ]

[love_hurts]

Is that how you're supposed to use a bow?

[The presence of MONSTERS doesn't seem to phase him, they're not his problem.]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

If it gets the job done!

[ And he's right, it is! ]

[love_hurts]

Huh. If they'd mentioned that when they tried to teach me archery, I might have paid attention. Is the damage still (ATK/2)+(HIT/2) if you use it like that?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Is it still what plus what?

[ chopchopchopchopchopsmaash. That monster's sent flyyying across the room. ]

[love_hurts]

Don't you even know basic gameplay mechanics? Bows do damage equal to half your accuracy plus half your strength! Angels are so air-headed.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Hey! I know my gameplay mechanics! You're just using a bad bow! The best bows are the ones that have great homing and melee attacks! Sheesh, who's the airhead now?

1/2

[love_hurts]

Still you. You want "great" melee attacks?

[Acknowledging the monsters for the first time, he draws a sword (not from anywhere in particular) and takes out three biggish ones at once. He poses dramatically afterwards just because he has an audience.]

Haaahahahahahaha!

2/2

[love_hurts]

Seriously, though, that thing does as much damage up close as if you shoot it? Weird.

Re: 2/2

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

[ Not bad, he thinks. ]

Depends on the weapon. Some of 'em are only good for melee or ranged. This one just happens to be well-balanced.

[love_hurts]

A bow that's only useful for melee? At that point it's just a club with a string on it.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

I can't think of any bows that are only useful for melee... Oh! But there is the Somewhat Staff! It's more like a blade than a staff. And it's alive, too.

It's kind of creepy...

[love_hurts]

That just sounds mundane by Netherworld standards.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Netherworld? Is that like the Underworld?

[love_hurts]

Hmph. Well, humans treat those words like they're pretty much interchangeable most of the time, but the Netherworld isn't some storage locker for dead people. Some souls pass through for a few hundred years, but we're no human's final destination.

[immolation]

[ MONSTERS? Bah, she'll just be watching. Or maybe she's staring at something else-- ]

Hey, you're pretty cute.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

[ This is where the player laments the lack of sprite rips from Kid Icarus: Uprising and thus the lack of an icon of Pit's epic embarrassed face. ]

Wh-what?

[immolation]

What? Got your ears full, kid?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

You really think I'm cute? [ he asks as he pulverizes a monster with his bow ]

[immolation]

Wow, you heard me after all! Yeah, what of it?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

[ o///o uguuuu~ ]

I-I-I-I-I-I-I

Th-thanks?!

[immolation]

[ Even cuter, but-- ]

--You might not want to get too distracted here.

[ The monsters, Pit. ]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Not a problem!

[ He's right about that. He jumps back into battle as if he's totally used to fighting and maintaining a conversation at the same time. ]

[immolation]

Oh, yeah? You sound confident. How about you and me get something together after you're done with them.

In private.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

[ Pit was there, but then he got tossed across the hall by the monster 'cause he was too busy not paying attention because SHE'S IMPLYING WHAT??? ]