It's been three months, people...

[pitiedthefool]

TEST DRIVE MEME how have we not had one of these in a while?

You want to join the game with a (new) character? Maybe you’re simply curious about the premise? Or maybe you just need a sample. Well that’s the meme for you to try and test your character as if they were already in the tower! The meme is open to anyone!

• Reply to this entry with a character you consider apping! Put your character’s name and fandom- Your usual meme thing. • Comment around with your pups. You can also post and tag with characters already in-game of course! • Most importantly, have fun!! • Then feel free to go and reserve/app your character since the reserves are opening on the 24th.

Comments

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

If it gets the job done!

[ And he's right, it is! ]

[love_hurts]

Huh. If they'd mentioned that when they tried to teach me archery, I might have paid attention. Is the damage still (ATK/2)+(HIT/2) if you use it like that?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Is it still what plus what?

[ chopchopchopchopchopsmaash. That monster's sent flyyying across the room. ]

[love_hurts]

Don't you even know basic gameplay mechanics? Bows do damage equal to half your accuracy plus half your strength! Angels are so air-headed.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Hey! I know my gameplay mechanics! You're just using a bad bow! The best bows are the ones that have great homing and melee attacks! Sheesh, who's the airhead now?

1/2

[love_hurts]

Still you. You want "great" melee attacks?

[Acknowledging the monsters for the first time, he draws a sword (not from anywhere in particular) and takes out three biggish ones at once. He poses dramatically afterwards just because he has an audience.]

Haaahahahahahaha!

2/2

[love_hurts]

Seriously, though, that thing does as much damage up close as if you shoot it? Weird.

Re: 2/2

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

[ Not bad, he thinks. ]

Depends on the weapon. Some of 'em are only good for melee or ranged. This one just happens to be well-balanced.

[love_hurts]

A bow that's only useful for melee? At that point it's just a club with a string on it.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

I can't think of any bows that are only useful for melee... Oh! But there is the Somewhat Staff! It's more like a blade than a staff. And it's alive, too.

It's kind of creepy...

[love_hurts]

That just sounds mundane by Netherworld standards.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Netherworld? Is that like the Underworld?

[love_hurts]

Hmph. Well, humans treat those words like they're pretty much interchangeable most of the time, but the Netherworld isn't some storage locker for dead people. Some souls pass through for a few hundred years, but we're no human's final destination.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Okay...then what is it?

[love_hurts]

It's the world of demons, you fool! And since you're obviously not educated on the subject, I'll have you know you're speaking to Overlord Laharl!

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

[ if he was expecting a reaction

we're sorry to say Pit reactions just sold out. ]

[love_hurts]

You're speechless with terror, right.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

No.

[ welp. ]

[love_hurts]

I'm the King of the Netherworld! Ignorance won't be an excuse next time you give me that unfazed tough guy act!

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

I just defeated the Lord of the Underworld before I got here. And I took out the goddess of darkness before him!

[ u dont faze him bro ]

[love_hurts]

And I just explained the difference between the Underworld and the Netherworld! I don't care what nameless, mid-tier Demon Lord you probably took out.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Mid-tier Demon Lord? Are you kidding? Hades didn't just rule the Underworld; he ruled all the demons that came from it! He created those demons!

Besides, what have you done besides talk? For some super scary demon king, you sure are boring!

[love_hurts]

I don't have to prove anything to you, fool! You're lucky I'm too preoccupied to wipe you out today.

[Nah really though he's just grumpy, he's not going around picking serious fights with all the hero-types he can find.]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

[ Pit rolls his eyes.

This guy makes him miss Hades. At least Hades was...unique among bad guys. None of that MWAHAHAHA and I'M GONNA KEEL U that this guy's doing. ]