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[heavenscorpse]

The FML meme

1. Post with your characters. They are suddenly overwhelmed with the urge to tell in full detail why their lives (or Animus lives) suck.

2. Other characters respond and react to character confessions.

3. IC drama, angst, and tearful hugs for everyone!

Comments

[heavenscorpse]

I'm not a real person.

Earth is dead. Humans are doomed.

[alephbet]

I'm part of a group of artificial humans. The others are, as follows:

-Beth, who was my partner and died protecting me.

-Daleth, who kept popping up and giving me trouble until he was love-potioned into not being a bother.

-Gimmel, who turned out to be a creepy old naked man keeping everyone in Arcadia in a virtual reality, who I had to kill.

-Zayin, who was my friend right up until the point where he turned out to be Satan. I had to kill him too.

People have died for me within an hour of meeting me.

My only living friends are Hiroko, who I had a thing for, until I found out that she was my biological mother... and Lucifer, who is Lucifer.

[beknightedheroine]

I was never going to have a fifteenth birthday party back home.

It sounds stupid like that, but it bothers me. A lot.

[rewindingly]

[ Has nothing to say. ]

[withak]

My younger brother (from an alternate reality) and I have feelings for the same woman, who, for complicated end-of-the-world reasons, I wasn't able to associate with again at home. She was here when I arrived, but she recently left.

[nemophila]

[He could say something

but

he could just let Tatsuya handle it too

yeah]

[kindofademon]

It kind of bugs me that death isn't permanent here. Killing loses a little impact that way, you know?

[lamentless]

Trust me, if you find a permanent way to die, tell me.

[faithstaynight]

I was betrayed by my allies during the Hundred Years War, captured and sold to the enemy, threatened by male guards and prisoners several times, and eventually burned alive at the stake. The official reason for that was "heresy", simply because I wore men's clothing in a time where women were not permitted to do so.

[puppy_lancer]

...Wow. That's harsh. Sorry you had to go through all that. Now I feel kinda sorry about dragging your body around to make out with people.

Even if your body is hot.

[sageprincess]

When I was ten years old, I was forced to flee my home when a man by the name of Ganondorf Dragmire assassinated my father. That man then came into possession of one third of my world's holiest relic, in part because of my own foolish actions, with another third of it going to me. For seven years, I was forced to abandon my identity in order to protect the third I was given, and during that time I could do nothing but watch as my people suffered under his rule.

And he's in the Tower.

[great_king_of_evil]

Oh, poor little thing, how terrible must your life be. Certainly you bear on your shoulders all the woe and hardship in the world.

[morituramfides]

This would take too damn long.

[fractus_animus]

Agreed.

[thousandcurses]

Where to start?

Oh. My first children were monsters when they were born because I wanted to be the dominant one. Then when we "fixed" it, I died giving birth to fire. Then my husband murdered the child. then he left me to rot in the underworld. He also locked me in there.

Also, all of my children are dead and I will never see them again.

There's a lot more, I just don't want to talk about it.

[pitiedthefool]

[...his bad, dear... he is sorry... Izanagi stop making his chest ache]

[cullscuttlefish]

I got brought here right before my closest friend snaps under a lot of pressure because of being in a situation where the world's ended and kills me, back home. Me and two of my friends.

...and I couldn't do anything to stop that. Or anything else that's happened here. Or there.

[immortalia]

...Where do you even want me to start?

I caused a genocide back home, forced into a "winner takes all" gladiator match, the one who saved me and turned my life around died, I suffered a virus that was meant to take me out and make me kill everything, I killed my sister thanks to said virus that she put in me, I nearly caused another trail of bloodshed, tried to terminate my programming lots of times because of me thinking I was not good enough and I nearly came close to killing another person who helped and save me from the monster I became.

kageyama because it's even better in this account

[sousuii_t]

Years ago, my father left my family over a loss at a soccer game. My mother died of heartbreak.
The only sibling I had would not take me in.
A man paid me to sabatoge the only people who cared about me, and whisked me away to another school afterwards.
I grew up bitter and alone, believing I had to win everything at all costs.
The boy I raised as my own son betrayed me.
I had to go in disguise, and could not live in my own country of birth for a while, and when I finally had a change of heart -
The man who paid me to ruin my own life further had me killed.

And now I am in this tower.
And I have been turned into a butterfly.

[firstofthefallen]

I am the Devil.

[alephbet]

A lot more succinct than mine. I think you win, anyway.

[inheritedlight]

Um...

My home was destroyed, I was turned into a Heartless briefly, then I had to sleep for a year to get my memories back...

I think this is gonna take a bit.

[earthshards]

... this could take a while.

I was tricked by someone I thought I could trust into helping him murder the man that essentially adopted me. That same person then possessed me and fought one of my best friends while I was trapped in my own mind. She won, but I had to lock away both my mind and the mind of my possessor to keep him from destroying the universe, and wound up creating a completely blank slate with traits from both of us.

The blank slate was then led down a path that involved messing with Darkness, experimenting on the hearts of unsuspecting volunteers from the town, and creating a synthetic form of Heartless, all under the guise of trying to remember his past. The problem was, he bought it hook, line, and sinker, and didn't realize how badly he messed up until it was too late. This resulted in the apparent death of his teacher, and he and his fellow apprentices losing their hearts.

[Stopping here for a breather. Because this is a lot to cover.]

[puppy_lancer]

Uh...let's see. If I really had to choose some things I regret...I killed my best friend because our two countries got in a war and I was the only one more or less who could still fight. Killed my own son because I couldn't keep my own temper in check. Got summoned into the Grail War by a girl cursed to die by her own father. Watched her die because I was too stupid to get her the Grail or undo her curse. Watched her turn into a zombie because I was too stupid to obey her orders to kill her if the curse activated. And finally, I had to kill her zombie anyway. It was a fucking mercy kill at that point.

[eternallily]

I made a contract with a fairy who turned me into a magical girl.

[sacred_flamer]

Um...

...back home, I was a horrible person, and insulted my friends and basically acted like a jerk to everyone.

...I didn't even realize just how bad of an ass I was until my shadow told me here. Right before he told me I wasn't a real person.

[keyprise]

Being torn so viciously away from your other half counts, right?

[earthshards]

... Yeah, I'd count that. [Ouch.]

Might want to add in 'spent four years with Xehanort'.

[doublechecks]

...This would take a while, I'm afraid.

[pitiedthefool]

...Yeah, same.

[chronomancer]

oh god, really?
really

wwoo, okay

i livved in a desert deathtrap that no one could cross wwithout dyin
full a shufflin zombies that can an wwill tear ya apart if they get their clawws on you
my moms dead
my only friend wwas my moirail wwhose heart i broke because i played a game that broke the wworld
i havve the most stupid powwers in the history a evver an i die evverytime i use them
i cant do anythin right to savve my life
or anyone elses for that matter
i betrayed evveryone ivve evver cared about
im pretty sure evveryone secretly hates me
my quadrant grid is a fuckin mess
i havvent slept a full night sleep in six months
i think im devvelopin a taste fer skirts
the troll i pity wwants nothin to do wwith me an i ruined our friendship to boot
i miss fef
i think im a little too crazy fer comfort these days
i dont havve a single shirt left wwith an intact hem because i keep worrying holes in them wwith my clawws
i keep wworryin holes into my arms for that matter
the only troll ivve evver looked up to is gone noww
i think im almost used to livvin here in the towwer these days
an the wworst thing
i nevver got to wwatch the entire star wwars series

[hystericull]

AiN'T NoThIn fUcKiN WrOnG WiTh bEiNg aLl aT ThE LiKiNgNeSs oF MoThErFuCkInG SkIrTs, MoThErFuCkEr
FeEl tHe bReEzE :o)

[fusedstars]

I became an assassin as a little kid to protect my sister, killed thousands of people and Contractors during my time without mercy, killed my emotions, lost my sister, lost my friends over and over, had to kill some of my friends, and was still being hunted by an organization that wanted me dead, and I had worked for them nearly all my life.

Then I found all of that to be a lie for me as I am nothing but a clone. Tortured every week, I formed bonds that only shattered when that person disappeared, leaving me alone more and more, then...I finally fall in love, see her die not once but twice, three or four times if we count memory loss and my own termination.

And now woke up in a tower, tortured for one month, had to kill an ally, saw Lucy again only to have her be the real Lucy and reveal that she is dead, and then lose her once again, and forced into a depression that has not yet cleared up because of everything that has happened so far, excluding the shadow.

[provenworth]

......

[Dude. And here she thought the shit that the Turks had gone through was rough. That was...rough x100.]

That sounds you've been through nearly every level hell has to offer. How cruel...

[midgarhorizon]

We worked so fucking hard to save the Planet, and it got destroyed anyway.

Even if it hadn't, the future shit I heard from the others doesn't fill me with the happiest thoughts either, y'know?

Then you got people popping in and out all the time here. Wake up one day and all your damn friends are gone.

Honestly, I'd rather have died with everyone else. Because this place is shit. Nobody could be happy here.

I'm sorry orz

[attheclocktower]

[...]

I'm happy when I'm with you and Shion.

[septette]

....my younger sister and two of my [...] close companions died of heart failure and were tossed into an incinerator. Presumably the same happened to me, and my best friend, whom I'd lived with for a hundred years, is still back there. I don't know how she's doing, or what's happening.

Too many of my friends died, too many of them don't remember me at all...

And I miss Patchouli.

[fusedstars]

The facility...If the Consortium isn't dead by now, I'll make sure they are.

[Hei rarely showed anger at all, so this was surprising.]

[reversedestiny]

I was kidnapped and raised by a man who wanted to possess me and use my body to destroy everything. Oh, and he left me with severe abandonment issues.

[lethechained]