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[heavenscorpse]

The FML meme

1. Post with your characters. They are suddenly overwhelmed with the urge to tell in full detail why their lives (or Animus lives) suck.

2. Other characters respond and react to character confessions.

3. IC drama, angst, and tearful hugs for everyone!

Comments

[heavenscorpse]

I'm not a real person.

Earth is dead. Humans are doomed.

[alephbet]

I'm part of a group of artificial humans. The others are, as follows:

-Beth, who was my partner and died protecting me.

-Daleth, who kept popping up and giving me trouble until he was love-potioned into not being a bother.

-Gimmel, who turned out to be a creepy old naked man keeping everyone in Arcadia in a virtual reality, who I had to kill.

-Zayin, who was my friend right up until the point where he turned out to be Satan. I had to kill him too.

People have died for me within an hour of meeting me.

My only living friends are Hiroko, who I had a thing for, until I found out that she was my biological mother... and Lucifer, who is Lucifer.

[beknightedheroine]

I was never going to have a fifteenth birthday party back home.

It sounds stupid like that, but it bothers me. A lot.

[withak]

My younger brother (from an alternate reality) and I have feelings for the same woman, who, for complicated end-of-the-world reasons, I wasn't able to associate with again at home. She was here when I arrived, but she recently left.

[kindofademon]

It kind of bugs me that death isn't permanent here. Killing loses a little impact that way, you know?

[faithstaynight]

I was betrayed by my allies during the Hundred Years War, captured and sold to the enemy, threatened by male guards and prisoners several times, and eventually burned alive at the stake. The official reason for that was "heresy", simply because I wore men's clothing in a time where women were not permitted to do so.

[rewindingly]

[ Has nothing to say. ]

[puppy_lancer]

...Wow. That's harsh. Sorry you had to go through all that. Now I feel kinda sorry about dragging your body around to make out with people.

Even if your body is hot.

[sageprincess]

When I was ten years old, I was forced to flee my home when a man by the name of Ganondorf Dragmire assassinated my father. That man then came into possession of one third of my world's holiest relic, in part because of my own foolish actions, with another third of it going to me. For seven years, I was forced to abandon my identity in order to protect the third I was given, and during that time I could do nothing but watch as my people suffered under his rule.

And he's in the Tower.

[morituramfides]

This would take too damn long.

[cullscuttlefish]

Let's throw you a party here! It won't be exactly the same, but...

[verismo]

...

[-he doesn't know what to say either.]

[thousandcurses]

Where to start?

Oh. My first children were monsters when they were born because I wanted to be the dominant one. Then when we "fixed" it, I died giving birth to fire. Then my husband murdered the child. then he left me to rot in the underworld. He also locked me in there.

Also, all of my children are dead and I will never see them again.

There's a lot more, I just don't want to talk about it.

[morituramfides]

Join the club. We get jackets.

[cullscuttlefish]

I got brought here right before my closest friend snaps under a lot of pressure because of being in a situation where the world's ended and kills me, back home. Me and two of my friends.

...and I couldn't do anything to stop that. Or anything else that's happened here. Or there.

[fractus_animus]

Agreed.

[immortalia]

...Where do you even want me to start?

I caused a genocide back home, forced into a "winner takes all" gladiator match, the one who saved me and turned my life around died, I suffered a virus that was meant to take me out and make me kill everything, I killed my sister thanks to said virus that she put in me, I nearly caused another trail of bloodshed, tried to terminate my programming lots of times because of me thinking I was not good enough and I nearly came close to killing another person who helped and save me from the monster I became.

kageyama because it's even better in this account

[sousuii_t]

Years ago, my father left my family over a loss at a soccer game. My mother died of heartbreak.
The only sibling I had would not take me in.
A man paid me to sabatoge the only people who cared about me, and whisked me away to another school afterwards.
I grew up bitter and alone, believing I had to win everything at all costs.
The boy I raised as my own son betrayed me.
I had to go in disguise, and could not live in my own country of birth for a while, and when I finally had a change of heart -
The man who paid me to ruin my own life further had me killed.

And now I am in this tower.
And I have been turned into a butterfly.

[nemophila]

[He could say something

but

he could just let Tatsuya handle it too

yeah]

[firstofthefallen]

I am the Devil.

[inheritedlight]

Um...

My home was destroyed, I was turned into a Heartless briefly, then I had to sleep for a year to get my memories back...

I think this is gonna take a bit.

[beknightedheroine]

..you would know well enough about that, huh?

[withak]

[Yeah. You do that.]

[earthshards]

... this could take a while.

I was tricked by someone I thought I could trust into helping him murder the man that essentially adopted me. That same person then possessed me and fought one of my best friends while I was trapped in my own mind. She won, but I had to lock away both my mind and the mind of my possessor to keep him from destroying the universe, and wound up creating a completely blank slate with traits from both of us.

The blank slate was then led down a path that involved messing with Darkness, experimenting on the hearts of unsuspecting volunteers from the town, and creating a synthetic form of Heartless, all under the guise of trying to remember his past. The problem was, he bought it hook, line, and sinker, and didn't realize how badly he messed up until it was too late. This resulted in the apparent death of his teacher, and he and his fellow apprentices losing their hearts.

[Stopping here for a breather. Because this is a lot to cover.]

[puppy_lancer]

Uh...let's see. If I really had to choose some things I regret...I killed my best friend because our two countries got in a war and I was the only one more or less who could still fight. Killed my own son because I couldn't keep my own temper in check. Got summoned into the Grail War by a girl cursed to die by her own father. Watched her die because I was too stupid to get her the Grail or undo her curse. Watched her turn into a zombie because I was too stupid to obey her orders to kill her if the curse activated. And finally, I had to kill her zombie anyway. It was a fucking mercy kill at that point.