The Animoose Kink Meme 1.0

[alephbet]

The Animoose Kink Meme 1.0

We haven't had a kink meme before? For shame.

To that end, post requests! There are only a few simple rules in Fight Club the Animoose Meme:

1. NEVER DE-ANON. No matter what. Seriously. If you de-anon you will be put on the spot and forced to fill a prompt that you can rest assured will be properly horrifying and will make you wish you had paid more attention when selecting posting options.

2. For ease of posting, make sure to at least include these three pieces of info when putting up your request.

<b>Characters:</b> <b>Rating:</b> <b>Prompt:</b>

For instance, a horrifying request you may receive for accidentally de-anoning might be:

Characters: Eikichi/Tatsuya
Rating: SMUT EVERYWHERE (meaning, NC-17)
Prompt: Some things are better kept between friends.

3. Requests can be filled as fic, threaded out by the actual characters if they're brave enough (or crazy enough), or filled with artwork! And nobody is too 'untalented' enough not to fill a request; if you have an idea, go ahead and post it up! It's all anon anyway!

4. Someone else's kink may not be your kink! This is totally okay and what makes the world go round. I don't want to see any kink shaming on here, though I'm sure I won't, because you are all a lovely bunch of people who can act civilized when requesting porn.

5. Don't want porn? Requesting gen or fluff is also perfectly okay and in fact encouraged! If your character is too young or you have a great idea for a genfic, post it up!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Ruler and Zelda
Rating: Any
Prompt: Holy maiden lesbians sleepover!

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Any of the tower admins.
Rating: PG to PG-13.
Prompt: Someone lost a bet and now has to wear a pink frilly dress for the week. Will they inflict the same torture on the residents or will they suffer in silence?

1/1

[(Anonymous)]

"Compared to the previous punishments the administrators have forced upon us," Zelda began, sitting at one of the terminals, "doesn't this seem a bit...?"

"Stupid?" a nearby Sayaka suggested.

"Yes."

The new uniform of the tower was a frilly pink dress. It was exactly the same for each person besides adjustments for height and so on. Both men and women had to wear it. Even the animals were given something similar. All other clothing in the tower was inconveniently missing.

Reactions were mixed. Some of the women went about their business as normal. Others complained loudly to the network. Many of the men groaned about the affront to their masculinity, while the rest told them to shut up because it could be much, much worse.

Streaking was possible, but strongly discouraged. France had gotten the idea into his head about the same time that Ruler went to visit him, and the following shriek could be heard throughout the tower.

All was soon made clear with a network post from the tower administrators.

The video showed the control room for a second before someone nudged Jason in from offscreen. He cleared his throat, looking embarrassed and trying not to call any attention to the frilly pink dress he was wearing.

"Your clothes will be returned to you in one week." He turned his head. "Do I have to say anything else?"

Ruana's giggle could be heard. "No, that's enough~ Remember, it's one week for you too."

Jason grumbled and turned off the camera.

For a few moments, the two just stared at the now blank screen. Then Sayaka burst into laughter, and even Zelda couldn't keep from smiling.

When she could speak again, Sayaka said, "I don't care what he does to us for this, this is the best week ever."

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: OU!Eridan/Jade!Eridan
Rating: anything goes
Prompt: self-kismessisitude, based on this thread (http://towerofanimus.dreamwidth.org/269698.html?thread=23836546#cmt23836546)

You rang?

[chronomancer]

You shouldn't be doing this. You know that. You don't really hate him that way, in the specific, burning black that makes you dizzy and wet between your legs. You don't really hate anyone like that. But you do hate everyone with the full brunt of indifferent, angry, violent obsession. At least, you do when you're not minding yourself very much and you forget that killing sprees are not a thing you should indulge in. So you don't hate him, not like that, but you hate him almost as much as you hate yourself, and there's a joke in there, you just know, but probably only Gamzee would laugh at it.

He doesn't hate you that way either, you can tell, because he's afraid of you. When you corner him anywhere, sunglasses gleaming and fangs bared, he flinches before he snarls back. He doesn't hate you like he should, and this isn't what he needs, what either of you needs, but it's what the stupid glubbing fool thinks he wants. He thinks he should want this, he thinks this will make a difference. He's always trying so hard to be something he's not and he doesn't get it and it pisses you off so much.

You grind your teeth, face pressed against the delicate gills lining his neck. Dualscar gave you gills, once. You hated Dualscar, he taught you how to turn fear and anger and pain into a single point of hate. You owe much of what you are today, to him. And now he's gone and you never got your chance to pay him back, but now here you are, hiding in a corner, fucking his descendant up a wall. You could bite him, right now. Right on the gills, sink your teeth and fill your mouth with blood. And then the little worthless shit would die and it'd be so fucking funny wouldn't it?

Eridan keens as he spills, head bouncing back into the wall until his horns scratch the surface and you hiss as you hear the steady drum of the pail between your knees. You shouldn't be doing this. He's a stupid, immature grub who doesn't even know who he is, much less what he wants. He clings to your shoulders as his knees give out, but you shake him off and watch him slide down the wall. He's a needy, stupid little shit. And he's staring up at you with wide eyes, because deep down, no matter how many times he offers this, he doesn't really expect anyone to take him up on it. You don't need this shit. You shouldn't have done that, because now you have to deal with it, and you don't need more shit screeching at you from the depths of your mind.

You fold yourself back into your clothes with short, jerky movements. You're angry now. Angry that he offered, angry that you took him on his offer, angry at the stupid glint in his eyes, angry at the vile coiling in your gut. Angry, angry, angry...

"You didn't..." He starts, then flinches when you turn your eyes on him. Didn't even bothered to take off your shades, really. His glasses are somewhere on the floor, along with the stupid scarf. But you let him keep the cape, and when you see the stains of jade on it, your stomach turns unpleasantly. "...I just thought you'd want a kiss, is all," Eridan mutters lamely, shrinking into himself even as he looks up at you expectantly.

This is what you've done, Eridan Ampora. You watch him, shaken and tiny and insignificant, still the pettiest of all children, looking up at you with something like hope. Hope, from the Prince of Hope, of course. You study the welts your claws left on his skin. He didn't get much of a chance to mark you back, except a bite or two on your shoulder and that one set of half-moons on your hip. But you tore at him, almost convincingly black. He doesn't know what black means. He doesn't know how it works. He's still a little grub whining for attention and trying to play with the grownups.

And you still fucked him up a wall, anyway.

You say nothing as you turn and leave, just a hint of displaced light as you step into another time. You leave him there, in a shadowy corner out of sight, half naked and covered in welts, with a full pail and an empty head. When you tell yourself it meant nothing to you, you almost sound convincing. Almost.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Kyousuke / Sayaka
Rating: G -> PG
Prompt: Sayaka confesses about something that she's been hiding ever since he arrived.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Genda<3Feferi
Rating: nothing above PG-13, please.
Prompt: fluffy awkward first-time teenage makeouts.

[(Anonymous)]

There was a lot to be said for taking things slowly in relationships. The words 'I love you' had come quickly between Feferi Peixes and Genda Koujirou, but as for physical affection? That had gone slower. Hugs, kisses on the cheek, light kisses on the lips.

But there was a lot to be said for teenage hormones and no real parental figures around to keep said teenagers in check. There was also a lot to be said for towers with lots of private places in them.

Feferi giggled as she pulled Genda through the forest, finally settling on a little clearing not far from a stream. "Come on..."

"Come on what?"

More giggles.

"I mean it, come on what?"

"You haven't figured it out by now?"

"No..."

Well, that just meant it was time to demonstrate what she meant. Feferi's smile turned a little more mischievous, a little more playful. Or at least she was hoping that was how it turned out, and not like she was some kind of shark looking for prey or something. She pulled him in a little more, then took a seat, patting the grass next to her. "C'mere."

"Um..." A minute later, Genda sat next to Feferi, still looking a little lost. "Okay. Did you want to say something, or is there something you want me to see?"

It was for the best that Feferi was patient, or else she would have rolled her eyes. Instead, she leaned close, sliding her arms around him, murmuring against his lips. "Come on, you really don't get it? I - I just thought we could spend some time alone, together, cuddling and kissing..."

Then the lightbulb went off, and there weren't any more words for a very long time.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Kyuubey and anyone not from Madoka.
Rating: Please no smut, think of our sanity.
Prompt: "Would you like to make a contract to become a magical girl~?"

[beknightedheroine]

someone

lina and kyuubey

please

that is my request

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Any
Rating: Any!
Prompt: I think some of these dates need to happen. (http://towerofjamjars.dreamwidth.org/21988.html#comments)

[(Anonymous)]

Wow oops. Didn't mean for that html fail there.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: David Lalonde, Jade Strider and John Lalonde
Rating: Any
Prompt: Did someone say The Exorcist style exorcism? I think someone said The Exorcist style exorcism.

[(Anonymous)]

+1

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: "Rusty" Reno, Cloud
Rating: Any!!
Prompt: Broken people get recycled

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: OU!France/Ruler/AU!France
Rating: G -> PG
Prompt: Something cute and fluffy. Perhaps both the Frances trying to take care of her after she's injured during the sky whale event?

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Hei and the Turks
Rating: G to PG
Prompt: Hei getting fitted for a suit and wearing it

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Anguished One + Persona 2 cast
Rating: G for the love of Polaris
Prompt: Stardad is the best, if kind of weird, dad.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Mara, Aleph and anyone else.
Rating: PG-13, cause srsly it's Mara
Prompt: Aleph can never live it down. Ever.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Lambdadelta + anyone else
Rating: G to PG-13
Prompt: Lambda gets her whale cake. What mysterious properties does cake made from the space whale have?

[stalemates]

Something totally awesome for sure!

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Yu Narukami, Yosuke Hanamura and Saki Konishi
Rating: G to PG
Prompt: Yu trying to play matchmaker for Saki and Yosuke.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Lezard Valeth and Lenneth Valkyrie
Rating: Up to you.
Prompt: Now that Lenneth is forced to see Lezard every day in the tower, would he be successful in getting her all to himself?

[(Anonymous)]

"It shall be engraved upon your soul!"

"Oh, yes, give it to me, Valkyrie, give it to me!"

"Beg me like the dog you are!"

"Woof, woof!"

"Now down on all fours!"

"Yes, Lady Valkyrie!"

And then they all came.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Zelda/Legolas
Rating: Any
Prompt: Something cute/lovey/anything. Maybe training? Since Legolas was supposed to be teaching her how to fight ELF STYLE.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Fem!Link/Legolas
Rating: Any
Prompt: Archery contest

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Fem!Link/Zelda/Legolas
Rating: Any
Prompt: Something ridiculously cute, OT3 kthnx.

[1/2] Of Lace and Ladies

[(Anonymous)]

Note: Rated E for Emasculating and S for Silly. Probably not what you were looking for ~shipwise~, but consider it a 4am silly fill. I HOPE IT DOESN'T SUCK, it's been awhile since I wrote any fic. Also I THINK this will be a short two-parter, probably. Also I am sorry in advance if I cannot write Legolas to save my life. :(

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Tower life was eclectic and diverse.

With so many abducted or 'saved' should you believe one or the other about the situation, it was hard for people not to fall into cliques and social groups in some form. Which was why it wasn't really that big of a surprise when the three fair-skinned blondes, two of them so resembling the third's culture and people, were seen together often, especially on the more nature-themed floors. Not only did they look alike and share viewpoints, but all three were members of the Tower's "Fellowship", a group dedicated to the good of the people inside it. (One, a leader and co-founder; another, dedicated wholly to said leader; the third a member of its spiritual predecessor and good friend of another co-founder's, still.) The Hero of Time, the Princess of Hyrule, and the Prince of the Woodland Realm could easily be mistaken for siblings or people from the same world rather than simply trusted allies and friends.

You certainly would not have picked out that, in the same vein, the two flanking the last of the three were not of the same race, either, as they so closely resembled one another. But for all their likenesses, Hylians were not, in fact, anything like any of the Elves from which Legolas was descended. Hylians were much closer to humans in terms of lifespan, though not quite in abilities. Although Zelda shared both royalty and appearance with him, she never shared the benefits elves often had over mortals in Middle-earth. The closest of the two was Link, who despite being Hylian by birth, had grown up among the Kokiri, a people not all that unlike his own. This very fact often led to much curiosity between Zelda and Link when in the presence of Legolas; after all, they had so often been mistaken for one of his kind that it was difficult for them to otherwise stop their runaway questions whenever in his presence. Not that you could really blame their curiosity, given how young they both were. Since their initial meetings, many things had happened and they had all learned and exchanged a great deal of information about their own homes to each other, which eventually led to all of them becoming steady allies and friends.

Link and Legolas happened to share an interest still further: archery. As such, after an incident and a competition in which the former had been bested overwhelmingly by the latter, Link asked Legolas to teach them some of the skills that he knew well after so many years of life. Link, unlike Legolas, had not had quite so much time to perfect the art. Thus, despite having bested many an enemy with their bow, it wasn't a very close contest when the two archers came together; Legolas won by a landslide. This caused Link to realize there was still much for them to learn.

One thing that had been kept tightly under wraps, however, was the fact that unlike Legolas, Link was still further different than expected. Mostly, it was at Link's own request that Zelda keep the truth (that she was, in fact, female) hidden. Link assured her she would tell Legolas when she was ready, concerned he would treat her differently as an opponent and fellow archer if he happened to be aware. Of course, Link was also ignorant to some of the ways of his people, so it could be forgiven that she happened to be a touch concerned about what Legolas might think. In fact, had Link not known the Princess of Hyrule as well as she did, she would have balked in her presence, as well. Thankfully, they had long since passed that stage. Aside from this, Link didn't know enough about royalty or common Hylian customs to really worry too much about it. It was more Zelda who was concerned with that than her--she just had her own fears and worries, like any teenage girl. Even with fellow nobility aside, as a friend, Zelda was protective over the Hero of Time. After all, it's hard not to care for someone as closely connected to you as the two of them were to each other. They had been through a lot together. Dying in the company of one another several times tends to have that effect on you.

Anyway, the ego bruising aside, the hero was humble enough to admit defeat and ask for archery lessons from the veteran. This coincided with the fact Zelda had been learning elven fighting from Legolas as well. In his mind, it would be far easier to simply take the two of them somewhere together and teach them both in one place, at the same time. Since Link was no better an archer than Zelda in his seasoned eyes, he decided he may as well tutor her on that subject as well. Naturally, Zelda was reluctant to be instructed with Link the first time, feeling she might be inadequate in front of her very much skilled friends. Link, however, could not have been happier, though she had worries of her own. Despite said worries and concerns by the holders of Wisdom and Courage, things went smoothly for all involved in the beginning, and soon Zelda found herself a natural with her own magic and the instruction of both Link and Legolas to guide her.

But as anyone will tell you, chaos is always ready to trip you when you're busy looking behind you instead of ahead...

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Gamzee/Jin
Rating: Any
Prompt: JUST MAKE THIS BLACKROM HAPPEN ALREADY JESUS

[hystericull]

BAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU, ANON. I LOVE YOU LIKE BURNING.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Gamzee.
Rating: Any.
Prompt: Gamzee waxes philosophical stuff to his bucket. Question is, what will he do to the bucket afterwords?

[hystericull]

?!?!?!?!?!???????? LMFAO!????????????!??? OK I APPROVE

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Rose Strider, Lina Inverse, Sayaka Miki
Rating: PG-13? idk
Prompt: catfight THE BATTLE ROYAL TO END ALL BATTLE ROYALS

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Hei and anyone
Rating: G to PG
Prompt: getting him to smile...good luck.