The Animoose Kink Meme 1.0

[alephbet]

The Animoose Kink Meme 1.0

We haven't had a kink meme before? For shame.

To that end, post requests! There are only a few simple rules in Fight Club the Animoose Meme:

1. NEVER DE-ANON. No matter what. Seriously. If you de-anon you will be put on the spot and forced to fill a prompt that you can rest assured will be properly horrifying and will make you wish you had paid more attention when selecting posting options.

2. For ease of posting, make sure to at least include these three pieces of info when putting up your request.

<b>Characters:</b> <b>Rating:</b> <b>Prompt:</b>

For instance, a horrifying request you may receive for accidentally de-anoning might be:

Characters: Eikichi/Tatsuya
Rating: SMUT EVERYWHERE (meaning, NC-17)
Prompt: Some things are better kept between friends.

3. Requests can be filled as fic, threaded out by the actual characters if they're brave enough (or crazy enough), or filled with artwork! And nobody is too 'untalented' enough not to fill a request; if you have an idea, go ahead and post it up! It's all anon anyway!

4. Someone else's kink may not be your kink! This is totally okay and what makes the world go round. I don't want to see any kink shaming on here, though I'm sure I won't, because you are all a lovely bunch of people who can act civilized when requesting porn.

5. Don't want porn? Requesting gen or fluff is also perfectly okay and in fact encouraged! If your character is too young or you have a great idea for a genfic, post it up!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Ruler and Zelda
Rating: Any
Prompt: Holy maiden lesbians sleepover!

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Any of the tower admins.
Rating: PG to PG-13.
Prompt: Someone lost a bet and now has to wear a pink frilly dress for the week. Will they inflict the same torture on the residents or will they suffer in silence?

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: OU!Eridan/Jade!Eridan
Rating: anything goes
Prompt: self-kismessisitude, based on this thread (http://towerofanimus.dreamwidth.org/269698.html?thread=23836546#cmt23836546)

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[(Anonymous)]

"Compared to the previous punishments the administrators have forced upon us," Zelda began, sitting at one of the terminals, "doesn't this seem a bit...?"

"Stupid?" a nearby Sayaka suggested.

"Yes."

The new uniform of the tower was a frilly pink dress. It was exactly the same for each person besides adjustments for height and so on. Both men and women had to wear it. Even the animals were given something similar. All other clothing in the tower was inconveniently missing.

Reactions were mixed. Some of the women went about their business as normal. Others complained loudly to the network. Many of the men groaned about the affront to their masculinity, while the rest told them to shut up because it could be much, much worse.

Streaking was possible, but strongly discouraged. France had gotten the idea into his head about the same time that Ruler went to visit him, and the following shriek could be heard throughout the tower.

All was soon made clear with a network post from the tower administrators.

The video showed the control room for a second before someone nudged Jason in from offscreen. He cleared his throat, looking embarrassed and trying not to call any attention to the frilly pink dress he was wearing.

"Your clothes will be returned to you in one week." He turned his head. "Do I have to say anything else?"

Ruana's giggle could be heard. "No, that's enough~ Remember, it's one week for you too."

Jason grumbled and turned off the camera.

For a few moments, the two just stared at the now blank screen. Then Sayaka burst into laughter, and even Zelda couldn't keep from smiling.

When she could speak again, Sayaka said, "I don't care what he does to us for this, this is the best week ever."

You rang?

[chronomancer]

You shouldn't be doing this. You know that. You don't really hate him that way, in the specific, burning black that makes you dizzy and wet between your legs. You don't really hate anyone like that. But you do hate everyone with the full brunt of indifferent, angry, violent obsession. At least, you do when you're not minding yourself very much and you forget that killing sprees are not a thing you should indulge in. So you don't hate him, not like that, but you hate him almost as much as you hate yourself, and there's a joke in there, you just know, but probably only Gamzee would laugh at it.

He doesn't hate you that way either, you can tell, because he's afraid of you. When you corner him anywhere, sunglasses gleaming and fangs bared, he flinches before he snarls back. He doesn't hate you like he should, and this isn't what he needs, what either of you needs, but it's what the stupid glubbing fool thinks he wants. He thinks he should want this, he thinks this will make a difference. He's always trying so hard to be something he's not and he doesn't get it and it pisses you off so much.

You grind your teeth, face pressed against the delicate gills lining his neck. Dualscar gave you gills, once. You hated Dualscar, he taught you how to turn fear and anger and pain into a single point of hate. You owe much of what you are today, to him. And now he's gone and you never got your chance to pay him back, but now here you are, hiding in a corner, fucking his descendant up a wall. You could bite him, right now. Right on the gills, sink your teeth and fill your mouth with blood. And then the little worthless shit would die and it'd be so fucking funny wouldn't it?

Eridan keens as he spills, head bouncing back into the wall until his horns scratch the surface and you hiss as you hear the steady drum of the pail between your knees. You shouldn't be doing this. He's a stupid, immature grub who doesn't even know who he is, much less what he wants. He clings to your shoulders as his knees give out, but you shake him off and watch him slide down the wall. He's a needy, stupid little shit. And he's staring up at you with wide eyes, because deep down, no matter how many times he offers this, he doesn't really expect anyone to take him up on it. You don't need this shit. You shouldn't have done that, because now you have to deal with it, and you don't need more shit screeching at you from the depths of your mind.

You fold yourself back into your clothes with short, jerky movements. You're angry now. Angry that he offered, angry that you took him on his offer, angry at the stupid glint in his eyes, angry at the vile coiling in your gut. Angry, angry, angry...

"You didn't..." He starts, then flinches when you turn your eyes on him. Didn't even bothered to take off your shades, really. His glasses are somewhere on the floor, along with the stupid scarf. But you let him keep the cape, and when you see the stains of jade on it, your stomach turns unpleasantly. "...I just thought you'd want a kiss, is all," Eridan mutters lamely, shrinking into himself even as he looks up at you expectantly.

This is what you've done, Eridan Ampora. You watch him, shaken and tiny and insignificant, still the pettiest of all children, looking up at you with something like hope. Hope, from the Prince of Hope, of course. You study the welts your claws left on his skin. He didn't get much of a chance to mark you back, except a bite or two on your shoulder and that one set of half-moons on your hip. But you tore at him, almost convincingly black. He doesn't know what black means. He doesn't know how it works. He's still a little grub whining for attention and trying to play with the grownups.

And you still fucked him up a wall, anyway.

You say nothing as you turn and leave, just a hint of displaced light as you step into another time. You leave him there, in a shadowy corner out of sight, half naked and covered in welts, with a full pail and an empty head. When you tell yourself it meant nothing to you, you almost sound convincing. Almost.

[beknightedheroine]

yes

good

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Kyousuke / Sayaka
Rating: G -> PG
Prompt: Sayaka confesses about something that she's been hiding ever since he arrived.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Genda<3Feferi
Rating: nothing above PG-13, please.
Prompt: fluffy awkward first-time teenage makeouts.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Kyuubey and anyone not from Madoka.
Rating: Please no smut, think of our sanity.
Prompt: "Would you like to make a contract to become a magical girl~?"

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Any
Rating: Any!
Prompt: I think some of these dates need to happen. (http://towerofjamjars.dreamwidth.org/21988.html#comments)

[(Anonymous)]

Wow oops. Didn't mean for that html fail there.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: David Lalonde, Jade Strider and John Lalonde
Rating: Any
Prompt: Did someone say The Exorcist style exorcism? I think someone said The Exorcist style exorcism.

[beknightedheroine]

someone

lina and kyuubey

please

that is my request

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: "Rusty" Reno, Cloud
Rating: Any!!
Prompt: Broken people get recycled

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: OU!France/Ruler/AU!France
Rating: G -> PG
Prompt: Something cute and fluffy. Perhaps both the Frances trying to take care of her after she's injured during the sky whale event?

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Hei and the Turks
Rating: G to PG
Prompt: Hei getting fitted for a suit and wearing it

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Anguished One + Persona 2 cast
Rating: G for the love of Polaris
Prompt: Stardad is the best, if kind of weird, dad.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Mara, Aleph and anyone else.
Rating: PG-13, cause srsly it's Mara
Prompt: Aleph can never live it down. Ever.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Lambdadelta + anyone else
Rating: G to PG-13
Prompt: Lambda gets her whale cake. What mysterious properties does cake made from the space whale have?

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Yu Narukami, Yosuke Hanamura and Saki Konishi
Rating: G to PG
Prompt: Yu trying to play matchmaker for Saki and Yosuke.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Lezard Valeth and Lenneth Valkyrie
Rating: Up to you.
Prompt: Now that Lenneth is forced to see Lezard every day in the tower, would he be successful in getting her all to himself?

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Zelda/Legolas
Rating: Any
Prompt: Something cute/lovey/anything. Maybe training? Since Legolas was supposed to be teaching her how to fight ELF STYLE.

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Fem!Link/Legolas
Rating: Any
Prompt: Archery contest

[(Anonymous)]

Characters: Fem!Link/Zelda/Legolas
Rating: Any
Prompt: Something ridiculously cute, OT3 kthnx.

[skullphones]

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