New Years is a good excuse for this, right.

[sageprincess]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT ANIMUS meme

('cause these guys really need it after this month)
How to play does anyone not know this meme I mean really:
➤ Post with your character!
➤ Either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone!
➤ Respond to people's texts or tag them with your own!
➤ SHENANIGANS.

Comments

[alephbet]

She was two things I don't understand: tall and Christian.

NSFW but really which ones aren't

[kindofademon]

Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?

[ladyliberty]

juts use ur fingers

[scentofmakai]

I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.

[megazero_to_superhero]

I bet the Hellions would just love you.

[heavenscorpse]

I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...

[crouching_sin]

Why not?

[stitchedupbodyguard]

Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it

[technologic]

After he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. For 20 min, we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.

[scentofmakai]

How mean, teacher.

[papillonmagique]

You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"

[sicharia]

I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.

[glassceiling]

is the blood your own
and what is the peanut butter

[undefines]

The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.

[scentofmakai]

You have the lowest standards of anyone when it comes to food.

[provenworth]

They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.

[ladyliberty]

dude! score!

[warriorscribe]

Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.

[puppy_lancer]

must have been a strong cat
who won?

[seventhsong]

I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.

[kindofademon]

Wouldn't you do that sober?

[notsogrimreaper]

i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order

[heavenscorpse]

I don't think you meant to send this to me.

[ladyliberty]

Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend

[megazero_to_superhero]

12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.

Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits.

[idkworldruler]

get ur name tatted in mah a$$ crck

[evokingfool]

[1] Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.

[2] I think I died last night.

2

[miseris_socios]

stop dying, it's bad for your health

Either of these prompts.

[frilliance]

1. There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.

2. Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.

1

[fionnuisce]

That's because he is.

pick one, yo

[fionnuisce]

-I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish.

-I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.

-A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a 'kiss me I'm Irish' shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and I'm pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great St. Patrick's day.

-That's the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambuca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.

4

[puppy_lancer]

hey you're learning

you should totally come party with us again

i'm the worst you get a drunk option and a sober option

[bloodyashes]

[option 1]

I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.

[option 2]

Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?

2

[warriorscribe]

"Morbidly fascinated"?

Pick one.

[crouching_sin]

- When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.

- nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar

- she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.

- I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex

the last one sob

[technologic]

I can think of no other way to respond to this other than I'm really sorry and I hope the cookies were good.

[great_king_of_evil]

If I die I have 2 requests one a demon funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over what i left and haunt the fuck out of everyone

Pick your choice

[brbtalkingtogod]

- When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. God called, you're going to Hell.

- I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm going to find you and smack you back to the Italian Renaissance

- ... My whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse.

- He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.

3

[warriorscribe]

Is that my fault?

[sageprincess]

It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.

[keepscalm]

[option A]
oh my god. we're standing in the kitchen and we're chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples' eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.

[option B]
I'm partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.

[option C]
Hungover does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. Fuck drinking with you people.

you know what you can pick which one this is in response to

[sageprincess]

Do you need help?