IC ANON QUESTIONS MEME

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It's time for
IC ANON QUESTIONS MEME

[Because we haven't had one since April]

IMPORTANT STEPS:
1. Post your characters
2. Reply around asking questions while anonymous
3. Characters answer questions
4. ????
5. Profit!

Comments

[puppy_lancer]

Hm...that's a hard choice since I know so many beautiful ladies around here but...

I'd say Sertoria. Zelda might be hot, but I'm friends with Sertoria.

[immortalia]

[ good job, lancer.

you broke it. ]

[puppy_lancer]

...What? You're a perfectly lovable lady.

[immortalia]

I-... I do not know what to say.

[puppy_lancer]

[There's a pause and then...]

Say...are you built for that? Sex, I mean.

[immortalia]

No, I do not have nipples nor a labia. I also do not have nerve receptors that can stimulate the feeling to my processor, thus not allowing me to feel much of anything, including pain.

[ This is said with the straightest face imaginable. ]

[puppy_lancer]

Oh. Well, forget it, then. Just a...would if you did thing.

Sorry.

[immortalia]

I am terribly sorry, Lancer! My creators did not make me for that reason, I am afraid.

[puppy_lancer]

Ah, it's okay. I like you even if I can't sleep with you.

[immortalia]

I like you, too. You are a very kind man, Lancer.