IC ANON QUESTIONS MEME

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It's time for
IC ANON QUESTIONS MEME

[Because we haven't had one since April]

IMPORTANT STEPS:
1. Post your characters
2. Reply around asking questions while anonymous
3. Characters answer questions
4. ????
5. Profit!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Can you die? As in, for real and forever.

[doctor_dismemberment]

Everyone can die! The question, my dear anonymous, is will I? To that, the answer is a resounding "no."

Go fuck yourself.

[(Anonymous)]

Then I will be sure to make the resounding "no" into a resounding death.

Go screw yourself.

[doctor_dismemberment]

You are cute, anonymous. Not very original, though.

I believe this counts as that - what was it? - that cybernetic bullying? Is that it? That is the term? In any case, stop now before you make yourself look any more spiteful.

Good day!

[(Anonymous)]

Good day to you, and as a piece of advice, carefully look behind you in the coming days.

And under your bed.

[doctor_dismemberment]

Your obsession with me is concerning, Ganondorf. I will be sure to file a restraining order.

Besides, we all know that underneath the beds is my domain. Have you forgotten already?

Silly, silly person.

[(Anonymous)]

Who knew you enjoyed lurking under the beds?

Maybe we should set mousetraps beneath them for your sake. And poison.

[doctor_dismemberment]

The past month of May was an interesting time in my life.

Whatever.

It does not matter.

THE POINT IS you did not deny my accusations! Ahaha! You're so stupid. I love it.

[(Anonymous)]

So walking under beds in your spare time is the most interesting your life has ever gotten. Funny.

Of course I am Ganondorf! Why would I deny it?

[doctor_dismemberment]

If that was the most interesting thing I have ever done in my life, I would not be the man I am today. What is the most interesting thing you have done recently? Died for a stupid plan again?

Your transparency makes me cringe. Why bother to be anonymous in the first place?

[(Anonymous)]

Trust my judgement when I do say this was the most interesting thing you have done in your life by far. I don't know what's the most interesting thing I have done recently, but I do know what will be the next one.

To make you talk, my friend.

[doctor_dismemberment]

Oh, you do not even know me. I have done more interesting things in my life than you have red hairs on your chinny-chin-chin.

But, I will humor you. What is this plan of yours? The doctor is all ears!

Don't you know that you can always talk to me? You have such a problem with communication~ Tut tut.

[(Anonymous)]

What are these things? I have to kill and would love to have a good laugh.

My plan didn't change, to kill you in the most painful and harmful way, my dear friend.

[great_king_of_evil]

... I cannot believe you assume me to be that intellectually deficient person that has been talking to you, no matter how sensed and delightful their way of thinking happens to be at times.

[ Like, really? Can you not recognize his beautiful and epic style? ]

Yet expecting anything more from you is probably a mistake in the first place.

[doctor_dismemberment]

Oh, it was not you? My bad! The style of typing was so overblown and bland that I suppose I couldn't tell.

I did not know there were two people in this place with such large sticks up their rear ends! You two should really come see me and get all of that checked out. I will be happy to take care of your problem.

[great_king_of_evil]

And I will be happy to punch you again, Doktor. You did not forget it, I dare to hope? It was after all, but a warning.