towerofjamjars | now for something very silly

1. Managed to die on Night 2 just for being really suspicious before the game even started. Beheaded.
2. With a small mountain of evidence against her, she got nearly everyone else to abstain or vote Critter. And thus died by Mondo. Beheaded again.

1. Turned into a crystal statue by CAPTAIN CINNAMON CLAWS who then proceeded to use her to beat FemLink to death until the crystal shattered.
2. Used as a human shield by Ganondorf, shot with a stray light arrow.
3. Killed by Jason during the first infiltration to the admin levels.
4. Killed by a Sailor Galaxia-costumed Majora.
5. Stabbed by a brainwashed, loyal-to-the-admins Guy.
6. Drained of her energy and collar fluid by psychelysis phantoms.

1. Killed by Ganon. (Who thought Legolas had insulted him in Elvish.)
2. Lost the will to live. (Just after returning from Infighting.)
3. Died in his sleep in the Little Finger game.
4. Mercy kill by Gandalf and Haldir directly after Something Unexpected.
5. Monster killed him in June.

1. Zapped to death by brainwashed Sheba
2. Sound-slaughtered by OU Luke, also during Rebellion
3. Hung by elevator cable during massive infiltration

And CANON BONUS: This. It's a bonus because it hasn't actually occurred at his canon point :3

Canon:

1. Wounded in battle with his own spear, tied himself to a rock to die standing up.

Tower

1. Crushed by Halloween costume. Regenerated as a dog-creature.
2. Died on circus floor beside Diarmuid. Gored by a circus boar.
3. Cursed by Ganon, died eaten by monsters.
4. Died playing Little Finger.
5. Double kill with Diarmuid, believing each other was their best fried from the past.
6. Killed by the dragon in Ganon's Dark World.
7. Ran into Saber Alter while Alter was pissed. Got chopped by Vortigern because he couldn't activate Gae Bolg fast enough.
8. Turned into a dog-like drone prone to malfunctioning and tearing out people's bones. Mercy killed by Lancelot after attacking Diarmuid.
9. Mercy killed by AU Kariya after attacking said magus.
10. Mercy killed by ProtoArcher after attacking said Servant.
11. Instigated one of Ruana's games during the infiltration. Like the rest of Team Science, he received the same wounds as the children from Ruana's memories and died from them.

Canon:
Hasn't died once in any timeline because you can't keep down the fucking clown motherfuckers.

Tower:
1. Skewered on the end of Her Imperious Condescension's trident in the Labyrinth.
2. Killed by shadow!Gamzee in the shadow event.
3. Killed at the end of the Infighting event.
4. Had soul sucked out by Jason through the soul-sucking machine in the bowels of the Tower.
5. Knocked unconscious, thrown in a spiderweb, and eaten by the giant Spidermom.
6. Mercy kill from jade!Eridan.
7. Mercy kill from jade!Eridan.
8. Took a giant leap on to jade!Eridan's shotgun pile like it was a pile of leaves and blew his and Eridan's head off simultaneously.

Edited 2013-08-21 02:44 (UTC)

1. Thought it would be a good idea to politely decline participating in one of Ruana's games during the recent Infiltration. Was consequently excused and pulled under a door.

2. While possessed by a monster, death by Enoch.

1. Mistaking Alter for Morganna and getting stabbed on day one as a result
2. Drowning in her sleep after the bathtub game while Iri was supposed to be watching over her because she didn't realize she'd get her in her sleep.
3. Being a sacrifice on floor whatchamacallit and being mercykilled by Cecil before it could happen.
4. Arturia trying a bunch of different plants to figure out what's edible during the food shortage during a Jason month and finally finding something poisonous.
5. Mercy killed by Alter while brainwashed.
6. Mercy killed by Veigar while brainwashed.
7. Sacrificing herself to pay back Gilgamesh for helping her out during the hacking punishment.
8. Being in the elevator when it was bombed.
9. SHADOW CHILDREN! \o\

1. Crushed by Halloween costume, regenerated as a cat thing that could only meow.
2. Caught in a trap along with Rose Egbert
3. Mutated into a monster thanks to being contaminated with nuclear energy (gee thanks Doc!) and rampaged around eating people. Mercy killed by Jade!Eridan.
4. Died playing the Bath Game.
5. Died in a field of poppies alongside Minato.
6. Killed by monsters due to climbing the tower during the hacking plot
7. Drained of energy by Psychelysis Phantoms

Edited (oops forgot one) 2013-08-21 02:53 (UTC)

1. Killed in combat with monsters while trying to protect a couple of people during Hacking Punishment.
2. Lungs violently removed following dinner at the restaurant with Sheba. (It was good food though!)

...The fuck was that last one?

9. Froze to death in the elevator with Wriggle in the middle of the Tower's blizzard.

1. Beaten to death by drones (gee thanks Kyosuke!)
2. Killed by monsters during the time freeze because she DIDN'T KNOW THEY COULD MOVE.
3. Died by psychelysis phantom

Edited 2013-08-21 06:13 (UTC)

ain't you never been motherfuckin jonesin to get your leap on in a pile if all you was to fuckin come across it? >:o/

1. Not collecting enough candy in time for the Halloween event and being consequently crushed by her costume (She believed she got enough candy, but some of the candy she got from Romeo was in fact false candy planted by Ganondorf, she realized this too late to fix the situation and gave the rest of her candy to Shion)
2. Burned to death by a brainwashed Axel when he malfunctioned during the Rebellion event
3. At Guy Cecil's hands during a malfunction during the Rebellion event
4. Died in an explosion during a fight with some of the monsters (America and England) during the barricade log in the Idealism event
5. From late-stage tuberculosis, contracted when she was struck by a Revanent during her punishment for participation in the Hacking player plot
6. From a botched attempt to escape floor 52 with Sheba
7. From vivisection administered by Jason himself, as a punishment for infiltrating the administrative levels

Canon bonus: (though it hasn't actually happened yet)
1. Attacking her best friend and forcing him to kill her in order to stop herself from basically absorbing him.

Edited 2013-08-21 02:53 (UTC)

Well, yeah. But not if it's something obviously dangerous.

Canon

Killed during his Holy Grail War; he thought it was just a video game, given that it takes place in a virtual world where he comes from

Animus

Drowned by the mermaids on the 90th floor while looking for his Servant
Received a (fruitless) mercy killing from Lancelot during the April experiment
Killed by child Sephiroth during the rumor event, thanks to the "your friends all hate you" rumor becoming true
Died of a monster attack during Riki's hacking punishment

Killed by child Sephiroth while pretending to be a monster with her Seeds of Unknown Form
Killed by adult Sephiroth while pretending to be a monster with her Seeds of Unknown Form, except that time she actively attacked him because she was angry about the child one killing her
Had her energy completely drained by shadow children because she actively withdrew from other people in response to them

1: Was in the pod rescue portion of the break-in during Infighting. Despite Ruana's orders, Dax let anyone who ran get away. Enoch did not run.

2: Paralyzed by a Gnarl and left mostly skinned on an outside ledge until some other monster wandered along.

3: Cornered by a Hellhound.

4: Deliberately fed a Phantom his energy hoping he might learn something about them.

5: Parasite Bee stinger to the heart during costume games.

6: Screaming Monster ~~that bribed the dice~~

7: Crying Monster

8: Forgot about his job in the midst of monster games. Buried alive.

(undefined): Infiltration???

(undefined): May be killed by a Succubus???

9(10? 11?): Drained by psychelysis phantoms

Experimented on to death by a "malfunctioning" child Sephiroth during the April experiment
Bled out after having her leg mangled by a growling monster and body exposed to toxic chemicals from the 70th floor during the June game
Had her energy drained by shadow children

...You deliberately fed your energy to a monster.

[WHY?]

Canon bonus self-sacrifice squad

...Four times, kid?

[STILL THINKS DYING OF A BROKEN HEART IS DUMB ON AN EVOLUTIONARY LEVEL but will remain politely quiet.]

Don't rub it in, meathead.

now for something very silly

Mayu

Zelda | Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Legolas | Lord of the Rings

Grumpybutt

[AU3] Lancer/Cu Chulainn

Guamzee Maraca

Patrick Dawn

[AU5] Saber | Fate/Stay Night

[AU1] Rei

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Re: Guamzee Maraca

i forgot one

[AU7] Sola-ui

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[OU] Shinji Matou (Extra)

[OU] Nue Houjuu

[AU1] Enoch

[AU9] Claudia Hortensia

Re: [AU1] Enoch

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Re: [OU] Shinji Matou (Extra)

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