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The Animoose Kink Meme 3.0

I enjoy fic and art. Don't you?

To that end, post requests! There are only a few simple rules ~~in Fight Club~~ the Animoose Meme:

1. NEVER DE-ANON. No matter what. Seriously. If you de-anon you will be put on the spot and forced to fill a prompt that you can rest assured will be properly horrifying and will make you wish you had paid more attention when selecting posting options.

2. For ease of posting, make sure to at least include these three pieces of info when putting up your request.

For instance, a horrifying request you may receive for accidentally de-anoning might be:

Characters: Ruana/Dax
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: Vore

3. Requests can be filled as fic, threaded out by the actual characters if they're brave enough (or crazy enough), or filled with artwork! And nobody is too 'untalented' enough not to fill a request; if you have an idea, go ahead and post it up! It's all anon anyway!

4. Someone else's request may not be your style! This is totally okay and what makes the world go round. I don't want to see any kink shaming on here, though I'm sure I won't, because you are all a lovely bunch of people who can act civilized when requesting porn.

5. Don't want porn? Requesting gen or fluff is also perfectly okay and in fact encouraged! If your character is too young or you have a great idea for a genfic, post it up!

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Characters: Arturia/Zelda
Rating: Low
Prompt: Treating wounds (mental and physical, this place gives plenty of both)

Characters: Yotsuba and Lucifel
Rating: Low
Prompt: Lucifel playing a game with Yotsuba

In order to stay alive in the Tower, one had to defend themselves. In order to better defend yourself, one had to practice with a weapon. Since Yotsuba wanted to stay alive so that she could see her Daddy again, she was practicing her sling-throwing on the meadow floor, laughing as she did so, having a lot of fun, and thinking that she was alone as she worked. However, Yotsuba wasn’t alone right now, as a very quiet Archangel had come to this floor to relax and had stayed to watch the cute girl practice her throwing. There were other things he could have been doing, but he enjoyed watching the child practice and laugh. It was entertaining and..oddly cute.

Just for fun, Lucifel snapped his fingers and stopped time for a few minutes while Yotsuba was in the middle of throwing a stone. Said stone was in mid-air, and Lucifel positioned himself so that he could catch the stone when time started to flow normally again before snapping his fingers again and doing just that. Yotsuba wasn’t expecting the Archangel to show up at all, much less catch her stone, so her smile and eyes grew wide as she saw the Archangel seemingly appear out of nowhere and catch her stone.

“That was awesome, Luci! How did you tele..teleport?!” As she yelled, Yotsuba ran towards Lucifel, and the Archangel couldn’t help but smile as he knelt down and held the stone out for her.

“It’s another trick I can do. Is Yotsuba having fun?”

“Yeah! Lots of fun! But Yotsuba has to rest sometimes, or my arm will get sore! I can’t defend myself if that happens!” As she spoke, Yotsuba took the stone and put it in her sling pouch, while Lucifel thought of a good resting game for Yotsuba. She had been working for a long time, and it was always fun to see her react to things she didn’t know about.

“I see. I didn’t know that Yotsuba could use a sling. I’m sure she’d be very good at baseball.”

“I can! But..what’s baseball?”

“Ah, Yotsuba doesn’t know? Its’ a game played with a bat and a ball.”
“Oh! If it’s a game, can I play it with you?!”

“I don’t see why not.” With that, Lucifel snapped his fingers, which produced a child-sized baseball bat and a ball. Lucifel caught the ball with his right hand and the bat with his left before handing it over to Yotsuba, who took it, still smiling like a happy puppy. As she spoke, Yotsuba took off her sling and the sash that her sling-pouch was attached to and put them on the ground so that she could play more easily.

“This bat’s really cool! Will I have to hit the ball?!”

“You will.” Lucifel replied, chuckling. This girl was always chipper about everything. “Where Yotsuba’s sling-pouch is will be home base, where the blue flower is will be first base, the second base will be that tree, and third base will be that stone.” As Lucifel marked out everything, he pointed to the objects he was talking about so that Yotsuba wouldn’t get confused and mess up while they were playing. If she messed up, she might cry, and Lucifel still wasn’t sure how he should handle that, other than dumping the kid on Enoch for awhile. Yotsuba’s eyes quickly followed his finger, and her smile fell and became more serious as she took in the information. But, when she did, her smile returned in full-force.

“Yotsuba understands!”

“Good. Then when I toss the ball, Yotsuba will have to try and hit it as hard as she can before running to the bases. If she manages to touch them all and get to home base before I touch her with the ball, she wins. But if I touch her with the ball before she does, I win. Does Yotsuba understand?”

“I understand! Roger!” With that, Yotsuba gave a little salute with her left arm, and Lucifel couldn’t help but laugh a little at her reaction.

“Good.” With that, he snapped his fingers again, freezing time long enough so that he could stand in the middle of the bases before time flowed normally again. “Then let’s play! Is Yotsuba ready?”

“I’m ready!” While Yotsuba had never seen a baseball game, she tried to prepare herself by gripping the bat with both hands. Lucifel watched her get ready before throwing the ball a little to her left side, since he didn’t want to risk hitting her. Luck managed to help Yotsuba hit the ball, and it quickly flew past first base and landed a bit behind second. Yotsuba didn’t know to drop the bat, so she quickly ran towards first while Lucifel dashed past first in order to get the ball before Yotsuba got past second base.

When Yotsuba touched first, she couldn’t help but laugh a little, thinking that she was going to win this game. However, as she ran towards second base, she sat that Lucifel was standing a few feet in front of her, holding the ball and waiting for her to pass him. Yotsuba didn’t want to lose, and so, without thinking, she flung her bat as hard as she could at Lucifel. The Archangel wasn’t expecting Yotsuba to toss the bat at him, not realizing that she could be a bit of a brat sometimes, so the bat hit him in the leg, and Yotsuba laughed as she managed to zoom past Lucifel, not really noticing his reaction to the whole thing, which was a small cry of surprise and pain, along with Lucifel clutching the spot where the bat had struck him.

The physical sensation of pain was not an enjoyable one, and that had been a rather mean thing to do. So, Lucifel snapped his fingers and stopped time again, only starting it when he was touching Yotsuba’s head with the ball. Yotsuba hadn’t expected to Archangel to win using a trick, so when she felt the ball on her head, she touched it to make sure that it was the baseball before turning around and looking at him with a sad face, like someone had just eaten her bar of ice cream right in front of her. It made Lucifel feel a little guilty, but the pain in his leg reminded him that she needed a bit of a reprimand here.

“You cheated! You used a trick to catch me!”

“I did. But Yotsuba was also mean and threw her bat at me. That hurt a little.” Yotsuba looked pretty surprised at that comment, like she didn’t know that throwing a baseball bat at someone would hurt them.

“Yotsuba’s sorry! I won’t do it again! I’ll be a good girl..are you okay?”

“I am now, but don’t do that again, Yotsuba.”

“I won’t..and don’t use your tricks either, okay?!” At that, Lucifel smiled a little.

“Don’t worry, I won’t.”

“Good!” Smiling happily, Yotsuba ran over to her bat and retrieved it before running back to home base. “Let’s play again, Luci!”

“Alright, alright. We shall play again.” The Archangel’s smile deepened as he walked over to the center of the bases before tossing the ball at the girl again. Smiling, Yotsuba missed it, but started running for the bases anyway.

The two friends played until the day was at it’s end.

Characters: chaos/Sertoria.
Rating: Your choice.
Prompt: chaos tries to help teach Sertoria to swim in the beach and keep her afloat. Hilarity and possible flut/smut ensues.

Characters: Ganon/Richtofen
Rating: Any
Prompt: The admission of certain ~feelings~

Characters: Ganon/Sephiroth
Rating: Any
Prompt: "Typical Ganon, as expected no consideration and Sephiroth's not in the mood."