Morning After with bonus awkward roommates!

[grancenturio]

Option A: You are sharing a bed with someone else (state of dress or undress is up to you). You may or may not remember last night. Wake up and feel awkward.

Option B: One of your roommates has someone else crashing in their bed. (State of dress still up to you.) Wake them up and feel awkward? Try to slip out quickly and quietly? Dump water on their heads?

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[holyswordwielder]

What's that supposed to mean?

[ He's not taking it as a slight against him; he genuinely is curious as to what Lancer is talking about. ]

[puppy_lancer]

Seeing as how I ended up in bed with you and might have even done that? Last night must not have been a very good night.

[holyswordwielder]

[ Saber laughs at that and as though to show just how unconcerned he is by the suggestion, relaxes back against the bed and lifts his arms up over his head to stretch them and his torso out. ]

Don't be ridiculous. That would never happen.

[ And then he realizes that he's actually not wearing anything beneath the sheets. ]

I-I... No. But I...

[ He doesn't remember any of it. This is true for most of the night, too. He doesn't remember how Lancer got into his bed, he doesn't remember how he lost his clothes, he doesn't remember how he even ended up in bed himself, and he doesn't remember... doing any of the things that Lancer is saying may have happened. Surely, there'd be signs, right? Besides nudity, that is. ]

[puppy_lancer]

[Now it's Lancer turn to guffaw at Saber's state.]

Ha! We're in the same boat here!

[holyswordwielder]

[ He shoots Cú Chulainn a glare and moves back across the bed to start trying to shove him out onto the floor. ]

Get out of my boat then and the problem is solved!

[puppy_lancer]

You get out first. You're the one who actually has a chance of finding his clothes.

[holyswordwielder]

No. If I want to remain unclothed in the privacy of my own bed, I can.

[ He pushes Lancer again. ]

[puppy_lancer]

Fine!

[He gives Saber a glare, and then throws off his quilt.]

I never did like pants anyways.

[He gets out of bed and walks to Saber's door.]

[holyswordwielder]

[ The first thing that flies out of Saber's mouth is-- ]

Wait!

[ He bolts upright and actually seems to be making to leave the bed. ]

You can't just walk out there like that! You know it's looked down upon!

[ Spirit form! Use it, man! ]

[puppy_lancer]

[It's not that he doesn't know to use spirit form, it's that he doesn't want to use it. Not until Saber gets out of bed too.]

So? Get me some pants if you don't want me going out of your room naked.

[holyswordwielder]

[ Saber grits his teeth. ]

I don't have any that will fit you.

[ Lancer is more solidly built than he is and he is more muscular too. Saber's body still shows the effects of Caliburn and Avalon on it.

But an idea comes to him and after some hesitating, he does get out of bed as well and goes for his trunk. ]

This problem could easily be solved if you just went into spirit form... Don't rip them.

[ He tosses the pants to Cú Chulainn, knowing they probably won't fit him. But he also took out his coat, knowing the length will at least cover most of the other man's body. He doesn't really want to give him that though. ]

[puppy_lancer]

[Lancer squeezes into Saber's pants, stretching them dangerously at the seams.]

Well, I'm off.

[He walks toward the door, even as the pants emit the ominous sounds of strings snapping...]

[holyswordwielder]

[ Oho, no. His pants aren't going to last five more seconds with Lancer walking in them. Saber reaches out and hooks a finger on one of the belt-loops, tugging Lancer backwards. ]

I told you they won't fit. Take them off!

[puppy_lancer]

Fine.

[And off they go. They might have already been stretched so much that they'll be too big for Saber from now on.]

[holyswordwielder]

[ And now they are both standing naked in the middle of Saber's dormitory, giving each other slightly annoyed looks. What a morning...

Yeah, there's no way he's giving Lancer his coat now. He'll just end up stretching that out too. ]

Why are you being intentionally so difficult? Do you actually remember last night and trying to punish me for something I don't remember doing?

[puppy_lancer]

...Nope, I just don't wanna be the only one who gets stared at for being naked.

[holyswordwielder]

Surely you didn't expect me to go outside with you like this.

[puppy_lancer]

[He pauses, considering his next step.]

Well, no. Maybe not.

[holyswordwielder]

[ Saber sighs heavily, dragging his hands down his face. He doesn't want to deal with this. Sleeping was much, much better, even if Cú Chulainn does snore hideously. ]

All right. Just... come back to bed for now. I'll get you clothes later.

[ And he makes his way back to the bed. ]

[puppy_lancer]

Awesome.

[And he all but charges and dives into Saber's bed.]