Y'all are filthy enablers. You know who you are.

[sageprincess]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT ANIMUS meme

('cause we finally have alcohol)
In case you have somehow never ever looked at bakerstreet, how to play:
➤ Post with your character
➤ Either post with a TFLN or wait for someone
➤ Respond to people's texts or tag them with your own
➤ SHENANIGANS

Comments

[withak]

Okay, so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting.

Legolas | LotR

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.

[kindofademon]

I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?

[puppy_lancer]

my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.

[technologic]

You sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked to your top drawer and threw socks everywhere singing "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"

[eternallily]

If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs

[scentofmakai]

I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare.

[no_longer_a_king]

(614):

i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need to get laid.

[fionnuisce]

I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.

[heavenscorpse]

Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.

[altitonant_emperor]

Lancer, why do you think I ever wanted to know this event occurred?

[slightlyoblivious]

I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?

[puppy_lancer]

oh thats nothing
i ever tell you about the time he got half the bar naked
or was it half the party
i don't rmember

[sageprincess]

I do not want to know the scientific reasoning behind why I have a harem.

Especially not from someone in the harem.

[hystericull]

I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message

[altitonant_emperor]

You did. It was the bar, don't mix it up with his birthday party, though you never mentioned how. You were very drunk at the time.

Like you are now.

[faithstaynight]

I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...

[mustlovedogs]

You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys

[geometry]

What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??

[alephbet]

So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside my dorm room. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?

[hystericull]

why am i not surprised.

[grancenturio]

Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way too high to figure out they are just peaches.

[puppy_lancer]

o yea
i remmbr now
turns out when ur drunk enuf you see tights as skin
so they thought he was naked
plus the chicks were all stripping cuz they wanted that spot
and the men got naked to join the alien pal

[dusknoir]

That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.

[alephbet]

In my defense, that was funny at the time.