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Cliff/Shag/Marry meme

CLIFF/SHAG/MARRY MEME

Or Cliff/Kiss or Hug/Marry meme if your characters are bitties.

We all know the rules of C/S/M, right? Post with your characters and others will comment, ICly or OOCly, with three characters; yours must then decide who they would do each to, and no, you cannot choose to cliff all three. No matter how much your muse would like to.

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Ah, that's alright! If you don't know who my friends are, just pick three random males who live in the Tower, alright?

Okay, Tohko!

Hmm...

Yukiteru... Kuro... [That's Black Battler.] and Riku!

Let's see..I know Yukiteru, but he already likes someone..and I don't know the other two.

[At least, she doesn't recognize the names.]

So, going by what I know and how the names sound..I'd cliff Yukiteru-only because he likes someone already-and...shag Kuro..and marry Riku.

Really? [A big grin.] Shiro is glad Tohko didn't make Kuro fall down the cliff. Shiro likes Kuro.

[And then of course, Shiro just has to make this awkward.] Tohko can explain what 'shag' is? Shiro already heard the word many times in Deadman Wonderland but Shiro is still not sure what that is.

Well, it's good that you like him! Hopefully I can meet him someday.

[And Tohko's smile just turns a bit nervous and she blushes at the question.]

Erm..it's British slang for sex..

Oh. Okay!

Well wanting to have sex with someone is good if they want it too, right?

Well..you're right, there is no problem if both parties want to do it..but some precautions should usually be taken into effect as well.

Precautions? ...What does Tohko mean?

Well..steps that you should take to make sure you don't get pregnant or get a STD, Shiro.

S... TD?

[You say complicated words, Tohko.]

[That's because you put her in awkward and complicated situations, Shiro..]

Sexually transmitted diseases. Diseases you can get while having sex.

[B-but Tohko... You're the one who said she could play!]

Sex can make people sick? That's not good! Then Shiro will never want to have sex with anyone!

[That's true..she just didn't expect it to go down this path..]

Shiro, if you take the right precautions and get tested beforehand, then you should be fine. Abstinence isn't a bad plan, but you can have safe sex.

[You should always expect things to go down the awkward/crazy/cute path when Shiro is involved.]

Shiro doesn't like getting tested. When Shiro was little, Shiro got tested all the time.

...It hurt.

[..This is true.]

What did you get tested for, Shiro?

Shiro doesn't know. GrandPa said it was to make sure Shiro was alright. And to understand how to make Shiro stronger and... unique. [Shiro is the only one who doesn't know that but Hagire truly is a crazy man.]

Your grandfather tested you? But..how are you unique?

Shiro doesn't know. But Shiro is strong. Shiro does never get sick and Shiro heals pretty fast. ...And Shiro's a deadman like Ganta!

I see..maybe..maybe you're an artificially made human then? Or something of the sort.

Tohko thinks Shiro is a robot. Shiro is not a robot! Shiro used to be a child, like Ganta!

Oh, I don't think you're a robot, Shiro. I'm sorry. But what do you mean by 'used to'?

Shiro means Shiro is not a child anymore!

But you're still the same age as Ganta, right?

[A nod.] Hmm.

[Tohko realizes the error in her thinking and sighes, scratching her head.]

..You're right. I'm sorry..I overthought again.

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