SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME!

[facedthetruth]

SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS!

✔YOUR CHARACTER IS SUDDENLY COMPELLED TO SCREAM A CONFESSION
✔THIS MIGHT NOT BE ACTUAL SCREAMING BUT IT DEFINITELY INVOLVES CAPSLOCK
✔REPLY TO THESE THINGS YOU HEAR
✔CONFESS THINGS TO EACH OTHER
✔HAVE FUN

(Shamelessly stolen from adstringendum)

Comments

[bleh_heh_heh_bleck]

COUNT BLECK IS INCREDIBLY CONFUSED ABOUT THAT PIXL, TIPPI. SHE MAKES HIM FEEL LIKE BLUMIERE IS NOT DEAD.

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

ZELDA IS A REALLY COOL FAMILY MEMBER BUT SHE CAN BE SO BORING SOMETIMES. IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE A FAMILY OF PIRATES COME FROM THE ROYAL FAMILY.

AND I ALMOST FEEL BAD FOR GANONDORK BUT THEN I LOOK AT ALL'A THE CRAP HE DID AND WISH I COULD KICK 'IM IN TH'FACE AGAIN. EXCEPT A LOT HARDER THIS TIME.

CAN YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE I'M A PRINCESS AFTER HEARIN' ALL'A THAT?

[technologic]

WHEN I WAS 15, MY PARENTS THREW ME AWAY TO DIE IN THE WASTELANDS BECAUSE OF WHAT I AM. THAT'S WHY I FIND IT SO DIFFICULT TO TRUST ANYONE AND WHY I HAVE NO SENSE OF SELF-WORTH.

I'M THE LEADER OF THE GROUP WORKING TO REBUILD MY COUNTRY. WE'RE ACTUALLY MAKING SOME GOOD PROGRESS TOO.

I DO WANT TO MAKE FRIENDS, BUT I'M SO BAD AT TALKING TO PEOPLE THAT I JUST CLAM UP AND ACT ALL AWKWARD INSTEAD.

... AND I FEEL REALLY ALONE HERE. BUT THERE'S NO WAY I CAN ADMIT THIS TO ANYBODY I KNOW SINCE I DON'T WANT TO BE VULNERABLE.

[fuhgeddaboudit]

I'M STILL KINDA SCARED THAT PEOPLE'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME FUNNY CAUSE 'A HOW I LOOK AND HOW I TALK KINDA DIFFERENT!

[pitiedthefool]

[Well sorry to disappoint, Labrys.

You are stuck with this one and most/all of the investigation team at least.]

[liquidouroboros]

I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE OF SELF-WORTH! ANY AND ALL CONFIDENCE I HAVE IS A COMPLETE ACT!

IF HAL EMMERICH DOESN'T SHOW UP HERE, I MIGHT JUST GO UTTERLY MAD FOR LACK OF ANYONE I WILLINGLY RELY ON!

[He's voiced by Cam Clarke. Liquid was made for this meme.]

[puppy_lancer]

Uh...I'm sorry to hear that. This Hal guy is a good friend of yours, right?

[facedthetruth]

I WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR SEVERAL UNETHICAL HUMAN EXPERIMENTS BEFORE I ABANDONED U-TIC.

I KILLED ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IMMEDIATELY PRIOR TO ARRIVING HERE.

I MEANT IT WHEN I SAID I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN COWER BEFORE THE ADMINISTRATORS.

I'M CERTAIN UZUKI IS DELIBERATELY AVOIDING ME. IT'S UNPLEASANT TO THINK ABOUT.

IF I EVER MET THE VERSION OF MYSELF MOST PEOPLE HERE FROM A UNIVERSE SIMILAR TO MINE ARE FAMILIAR WITH, IT WOULD QUICKLY ESCALATE TO VIOLENCE.

I DESPISE THE GALAXY FEDERATION, YET I FIND A FEDERATION SOLDIER ACCEPTABLE COMPANY.

MY EMOTIONS REGARDING JIN UZUKI AREN'T AS PLATONIC AS I ORDINARILY CLAIM, DESPITE OUR CONFLICTS.

[wasjustascratch]

I kind of am, actually. And what's that last bit about your emotions not being platonic?

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[doctor_dismemberment]

SOMETIMES I FANTASIZE ABOUT BEING FORCE-FED APPLE PIE WHILE BOUND UP WITH AN AMERICAN FLAG.

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[grannyfucker]

I think you may want to get that shit checked out, mate, I'm pretty sure even Freud couldn't come up with something that weird.

I bet you wank off with your cock stuck in between a gooey, dripping peanut butter and jelly sandwich too, don't you, you sick fuck?

[firstofthefallen]

I AM LUCIFER, WHO WAS HELEL, THE ANGEL CLOSEST TO GOD BEFORE HE FELL IN HIS REBELLION. I AM RELATIVELY CERTAIN MOST KNOW THIS BY NOW DESPITE MY ATTEMPT TO DISGUISE IT HERE.

I AM BEGINNING TO LOSE CONTROL OVER MYSELF HERE IN COMPLIMENT TO THE CONTROL THAT HAS BEEN WRESTED FROM ME IN BRINGING ME HERE. I NEED A MEANS TO REGAIN IT BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT CONTROL I FEEL TOO VULNERABLE. TOO INSECURE.

MY HATRED DOR MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS IS BORN AS MUCH OUT OF PAIN IN BEING SEPARATED FROM THEM AND THEIR REJECTION OF ME AS MUCH AS IT IS HOW THEY CLEAVE TO OUR FATHER AND HIS IDEALS.

MY GREATESR DESIRE WAS TO TEACH BOTH MAN AND DEMON A NEW WAY TO LIVE AND FREEDOM. IN THE END I FEAR I ONLY TAUGHT THEM A NEW FORM OF TYRANNY. BUT I REFUSE TO GO BACK OR ADMIT I WAS WRONG. I REFUSE TO RELINQUISH CONTROL.

[terreifying]

It must be sad to be separated from brothers and sisters you love. But rebelling against the parents is the first act of a child becoming an adult. And you did try. It's impossible to turn back time, so you should move forward and be a hero of justice!

[She shows no fear at his announcement of being a fallen Angel.]

Also, can I call you Wuffles?

[egotrigger]

I'M AFRAID THAT I'LL ONE DAY NOT BE ABLE TO CONTROL HALLELUJAH AT ALL ANYMORE

I'M AFRAID THAT HE REALLY IS A PART OF ME

I'M AFRAID THAT HE'S ALSO HIS OWN PERSON BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THAT

I'M AFRAID THAT WHATEVER THEY DID TO MARIE TO TURN HER INTO THAT SORT OF PERSON CAN'T BE REVERSED

I'M AFRAID I'VE LOST HER FOREVER

I KILLED THE OTHER TEST SUBJECTS IN THE TRANSPORT AND DRANK THEIR BLOOD. EVEN THOUGH IT WAS HALLELUJAH IT'S STILL MY FAULT.

I KILLED HUNDREDS OF CHILDREN AND STAFF IN THE SUPER SOLDIER INSTITUTE WHEN I BLEW IT UP AND I BLAME MYSELF FOR IT EVERY SINGLE DAY.

[ceasetoexist]

I BETRAYED MY HOME AND PLANET DURING AN ALIEN INVASION BECAUSE OFTHE POWER AND ATTENTION I WAS PROMISED BY THE ALIEN'S LEADER. IN THE END I HELPED THE ALIEN LEADER BECOME A MINDLESS PLANET KILLING GOD AND FLED, LEAVING MY ONLY FRIEND AND HIS FRIENDS TO FIGHT IT.

WHAT I FEEL WORST ABOUT THAT WAS THAT I ABANDONED MY LITTLE BROTHER, THE ONLY FAMILY I LOVED, WITHOUT SAYING GOODBYE.

AFTER FLEEING I HID AND SCREWED AROUND IN SPACE TIME FOR A FEW HUNDRED YEARS AND NEVER FREW IN ANY WAY. I WAS TOO DUMB TO REALIZE THAT WAS A CURSE AND NOT A BLESSING.

FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS I HAD BEEN STUCK IN A PLACE LIKE THIS CALLED MAYFIELD, A SIMULATION OF A TOWN RUN BY SADISTIC SCREWBALLS.

IN THAT TOWN I DIED SIX TIMES. AND THAT HURT BUT I GOT OVER T.

I ALSO LEARNED HOW TO BE HUMAN THERE. SHUT OFF FROM ANY OF MY WEAPONS OR THE ARMY ID WORKED WITH OR ANYTHING ELSE I HAD TO RELY ON PEOPLE THERE. AND THAT SUCKED FOR A WHILE BUT THEN I REALIZED HOW GOOD IT FELT TO HAVE OTHERS TO RELY ON AND FOR THEM TO RELY ON YOU.

I MADE FRIENDS THERE. I HAD A BEST FRIEND THERE. I HAD A GIRLFRIEND THERE. MY BROTHER EENTUALLY CAME THERE.

AND ONE BY ONE I'D WATCH THEM GET KILLED BY THIS TOWN. WATCH THEM SUFFER AND BE HURT BY THEIR EXPERIMENTS. ONCE I HAD TO SIT BY MY LITTLE BROTHER AS HE DIED OF RADIATION POISONING. AND IN THE END ID SO OFTEN BE THE LAST SURVIVOR. LIKE I HAD WANTED BEFORE. AND NOW HATED.

EVERYTHING I HATE IS EMBODIED IN WHO I WAS. AND NOW THAT THAT VERSION OF ME IS HERE I WON'T REST UNTIL HE'S GONE. UNTIL HE'S DEAD! I'LL KILL HIM AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL THE TOWER DECIDES IT ISN'T WORTH BRINGING HIM BACK. I'LL SLIT HIS THROAT WHILE HE SLEEPS AND BASH HIS HEAD IN THE NEXT DAY WHEN HE'S RETURNED.

HE'S THE EMBODIMENT OF ABSOLITELY EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE WORLD AND HE'S ME. I CAN'T LET HIM GO ON.

We don't even need text, here.

[twentycoolpoints]

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

I FIND MYSELF ENAMORED WITH ANOTHER IN THIS TOWER AND AM UNSURE OF HOW TO DEAL WITH IT.

I'M SURE I GAVE MY FATHER A HEART ATTACK WHEN HE LEARNED THAT I JOINED THE FELLOWSHIP TO DESTROY THE ONE RING. MY ONLY REGRET IS THAT I WASN'T THE ONE THAT SENT WORD OF IT TO HIM.

I'M GLAD ARAGORN ISN'T HERE ANYMORE BECAUSE HE DESPERATELY NEEDED TO BATHE AND I WAS ON THE VERGE OF SIMPLY PUSHING HIM INTO THE LAKE.

I'M ACTUALLY STILL UPSET THAT GANDALF WAS SMOKING WHEN HE WAS IN MY BODY. I REALIZE THAT IT'S RIDICULOUS TO STILL BE BOTHERED BY IT.

HAVING A 'TWIN' HERE IN THE TOWER IS NOT AS STRANGE AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.

[grimgrimoire]

I DIDN'T SPEAK A SINGLE WORD BETWEEN THE AGES OF FOUR AND SEVEN!

I CONVINCED MY FATHER FIGURE TO LET US PERFORM INHUMANE DARKNESS REACTION EXPERIMENTS!

I PERFORMED THESE EXPERIMENTS ON HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE AND DESTROYED THEIR SOULS WHEN I WAS EIGHT!

I CONDEMNED MY FATHER FIGURE TO THE SAME FATE WORSE THAN DEATH WHEN HE TRIED TO STOP ME! ALSO AT AGE EIGHT!

I KILLED MY OWN HEART AS A RESULT OF DARKNESS EXPOSURE!

I SPENT THE NEXT TEN YEARS OF MY LIFE BEING EQUALLY AS SADISTIC AND EMOTIONLESS AS BEFORE, EXCEPT I NOW HAD MAGIC AND NO EMOTIONS TO SPEAK OF!

I WILLINGLY INFECTED MYSELF WITH THE CHRONIC BACKSTABBER'S DISORDER THAT WAS INFILTRATING THE ORGANIZATION!

TO THAT END, I USED SEVERAL INNOCENT CHILDREN AS PAWNS!

I SENT MY CLOSEST FRIEND TO HIS DEATH AS PART OF MY PLAN!

AND I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE THAT I WON'T JUST LAPSE BACK INTO THAT MINDSET AT ANY POINT IN THE FUTURE!

[fusedstars]

I MISS LUCY AND EVEN THE GLARES SHE GIVES ME FOR POINTING THINGS OUT WITH LOGIC, OR EATING TOO MUCH!

I HATE KILLING YET EXPRESS PLEASURE AT THE THOUGHT OF SLAYING THE SCIENTISTS!

I WISH EVERYONE IN THE TOWER WOULD GET OVER THEIR POINTLESS STRUGGLES AND WORK LIKE A GODDAMN TEAM ALREADY FOCUSED ON FIXING THE PROBLEM!

IF ONE PERSON HURTS KIRIKA, I WILL BRING PAIN NO SCIENTIST HERE CAN BRING!

[Expect him to just sigh and facepalm now.]

[fingerbangingood]

I HATE THIS TOWER!

I HATE THE FUCKING FACILITY!

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF NOT GETTING GIRLS!

I'M SICK OF THE BULLSHIT THE TOWER GUYS HAVE WITH THEIR FUCKING STRUGGLES AND JUST WORKING TOGETHER TO, OH I DON'T KNOW, LEAVE!

I WISH THEY MADE A CLONE KEIKO, KINDA!

I AM TEMPTED TO BURY EVERY DUMBASS HERE ON ONE OF THE FLOORS IF THEY DON'T GET ALONG!

I WANT TO SHOOT THE KNEECAPS OF THE TOWER PEOPLE AND GIVE THEM A SWIRLIE, WHILE A DEATHCLAW SCRATCHES AT THEIR BACK AND FINISHES THEM. AND THEN FINALLY THROW A SPIRIT GRENADE IN THERE TO END IT FOR GOOD!

I KINDA MISS THE FACILITY 3 CRAP!

I KNEW RIN'S NAME ALL ALONG AND JUST CHANGED IT TO MESS WITH HER BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY!

[donttouchthequbeley]

I HATE WARS!

I HATE BEING ALIVE!

I HATE BEING USED AS A WEAPON!

I HATE EVERYONE HERE AND WOULD RATHER SEE EVERYONE BURN ALIVE IN THE TOWER!

I WANT MY QUBELEY BACK!

IF I SEE GLEMY TOTO, OR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO KILL ME, I WILL MAKE THEIR DEATH SLOW!

I KILLED THE CLOSEST THING I HAD TO A SISTER!

AND I MISS JUDAU ASHTA!

[divinitysoiled]

I MISS HAVING THE ANGEL AROUND ME!

I THINK I MIGHT FEEL MORE THAN HATRED AND CONTEMPT FOR THE GIRL!

[ringbearer]

WHY DID I TAKE THE RING??

I'M GOING CRAZY FROM TAKING THE RING.

I DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE TO TOUCH THE RING!

I'M WORRIED ABOUT SAM AND EVERYONE ALL THE TIME!

I MISS THE SHIRE!

I'M SICK OF PEOPLE CALLING ME CUTE! I'M 51 YEARS OLD!

I MISS SMOKING PIPEWEED!

WHY IS THE FELLOWSHIP WITH 50+ MEMBERS I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

I DON'T THINK I'M EVER COMING BACK HOME. I DON'T HAVE THE HEART TO TELL SAM THAT I DON'T THINK IT WILL BE THE SAME.

I MISS MY UNCLE.

I CAN'T REMEMBER THINGS AS WELL AS I USED TO AND FOOD DOESN'T HAVE A LOT OF TASTE ANYMORE.

I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO BE ABLE TO GO BACK TO HOW IT USED TO BE.

I'M GLAD MY FRIENDS ARE HERE BUT THAT'S SELFISH SO I DON'T SAY THAT ALOUD.

I MISS SAM. I JUST SAID THAT!

I'M IN AGONY MOST OF THE TIME AND I'M ABSOLUTELY EXHAUSTED. I JUST WANT IT TO BE OVER SOON.

I JUST WANT TO DESTROY THE ONE RING BEFORE IT KILLS ME.

I MISS THE SHIRE. I SAID THAT ALREADY I'M GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN.

I WANT TO GO BACK AND FINISH MY JOURNEY. I WORRY IF I HAVE ENOUGH STRENGTH LEFT TO DO IT.

I KEEP EVERYONE AWAY BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THEM TO SUFFER FROM THE RING.

I HOPE PIPPIN AND MERRY AREN'T DOING SOMETHING STUPID RIGHT NOW.

I FEEL LIKE IF OUR WORLD WAS DESTROYED THAT IT'S MY FAULT BUT I WON'T ADMIT TO BELIEVING IT MIGHT BE GONE.

I CAN'T HANDLE THE IDEA OF OUR WORLD BEING DESTROYED AFTER ALL I'VE BEEN THROUGH WITH SAM.

I STILL QUESTION OF A HOBBIT IS CAPABLE OF SAVING THE WORLD BUT EVERYONE SEEMS PRETTY CONFIDENT ABOUT THIS SO I'M JUST GOING TO ROLL WITH IT.

i'm cRY THIS POST WAS GOLDEN

[timenoob]

M-Mister, you shouldn't really steal jewelry...

[temptestament]

I DIED THREE YEARS AGO SAVING SHION FROM THE KOS-MOS ARCHETYPE.

I ACTUALLY HAVE THREE IDENTITIES IN THE TOWER. I USE THEM TO WORK WITH OPPOSING GROUPS.

ZELDA KNOWS ABOUT TWO OF THEM.

I CREATED AN ANDROID FROM THE BODY OF MARY MAGDELINE WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF DESTROYING KOS-MOS.

I LOVE SHION MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE, BUT BECAUSE I'M A TESTAMENT AND HAVE DONE SO MUCH, I DON'T THINK WE REALLY BELONG TOGETHER.

EVEN THOUGH I WORK FOR WILHELM, I ACTUALLY HOPE THAT RECURRENCE WON'T BE NECESSARY EVENTUALLY. BUT EVEN THEN, THE OPTION HAS TO BE THERE.

I CAN TURN INTO TWO TYPES OF GNOSIS, BUT I'VE BEEN AFRAID TO USE ONE OF THEM SINCE MY LAST DEATH.

I USED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ALBEDO CONSTANTLY BEING A PEST, BUT I KIND OF MISS HIM NOW THAT HE'S NOT HERE.

[uzuki]

Allen...

[puppy_lancer]

MY CHILDHOOD NICKNAME IS CUCUC. IT MEANS PUPPY.

MY TEACHER SCATHACH IS STUCK IN THE SHADOWLANDS BECAUSE I HESITATED TO KILL HER AS A HUMAN.

I KILLED MY OWN SON BECAUSE I LOST MY TEMPER

MY MASTER DIED AND BECAME A ZOMBIE AND THAT'S WHY I HATE ZOMBIES

SHE WAS ALSO A HUGE BITCH BUT SHE DEFINITELY NEVER ATE PEOPLE

I LIKE AYAKA AND SHE REMINDS ME OF MY WIFE

I LIKE CATARINA TOO EVEN IF I'M ANGRY AT HER

I LIKE SABER IN A PLATONIC WAY BECAUSE SHE COMFORTED ME AS I CRIED

I KINDA DO HAVE REGRETS ABOUT PAST STUFF

MY LEAST FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING IS PANTS BECAUSE THEY CHAFE MY ASS

[divinitysoiled]

...

[twentycoolpoints]

MY PARENTS HATE ME AND DON'T WANT ME! I KIND OF HATE THEM, TOO!

MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS MY NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR TRACY, AND I'D GO COMPLETELY NUTS IF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENED TO HER!

SERIOUSLY! SHE'S PRETTY MUCH MY ONLY FRIEND OTHER THAN LYDIA AND KANG!

THIS ONE TIME, I DIDN'T CHANGE MY SOCKS FOR TWO WHOLE WEEKS! IT WAS REALLY GROSS!

ONCE, I ATE AN OLD ROTTEN BURGER ON A DARE! IT WAS REALLY HORRIBLE AND I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO EAT MEAT EVER SINCE!

I REALLY ACTUALLY DO MISS MY BIG BROTHER! MY BIG BROTHER BEFORE HE WENT OFF WITH THE ALIENS AND WENT CRAZY! THAT THING THAT WANTS TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE ISN'T MY BROTHER!

[ceasetoexist]

....

Your brother was always a self-interested scumbag, but you were the only thing that brought out any good in him when he was in Onett.

It's what he wants. It's what I wanted. I'm sorry.

You're the only good thing that came out of our family.

[tofindthesun]

MY EYEBROWS ARE REAL, TRULY. AND THEY ARE NOT COLORED.

I DO NOT WASH MY HAIR AS OFTEN AS YOU WOULD EXPECT.

I HAVE BEFRIENDED A HAIRY LITTLE BEING. JE NE REGRETTE RIEN.

MUST PROTECT THE RING FRODO.

I SLEEP IN MULCH WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING.

I DO IN FACT KNOW HOW TO MAKE A PROPER QUESTION MARK.

I SIMPLY DO NOT FEEL LIKE DOING SO.

BUT I ADMIT IT IS BEGINNING TO LOOK A BIT SILLY SO PERHAPS I WILL START.

I MISS MIRKWOOD VERY MUCH.

IF I HAD TO PICK A SIDE TO FIGHT ON IT WOULD BE THE SIDE OF FRODO AND MYSELF, AND THOSE OF MY WORLD.

IF YOU HURT MY PEOPLE I WILL CUT YOU. SLOWLY.

[ringbearer]

I know who the hairy little being is.

[swordedpast]

I RUINED MY LIFE AND MY IMMORTAL SOUL TRYING TO BECOME A SUPERHERO WHO SAVES EVERYONE, BECAUSE MY ADOPTED FATHER WHO SAVED ME FROM A FIRE HAD ALREADY RUINED HIS LIFE TRYING TO BE THE SAME THING AND I FELT LIKE FOLLOWING IN HIS PATH WAS THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE THE PEOPLE AROUND ME HAPPY.




IT DIDN'T WORK.

I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE NOW.

[puppy_lancer]

...Shit, that is 1000 times worse than what happened to me.

[And 1000 times or so stupider.]

You know what? You need a beer.

[timenoob]

WHY IS THERE THIS CHICK HERE THAT LOOKS LIKE A COOLER VERSION OF ME

AND WHY IS SHE SO MOODY

[deusexyandere]

I LOVE YUNO GASAI, AND I DON'T CARE HOW MANY PEOPLE SHE'S KILLED OR HURT! SHE'S THE ONLY PERSON I'VE EVER LOVED, AND I DON'T CARE IF SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE ME, I'D RATHER DIE THAN KILL HER TO WIN THE SURVIVAL GAME! AND DAMN IT, SHE DESERVES TO BE HAPPY, JUST FOR ONCE!

[oforder]

I KNEW THE ETERNAL RECURRENCE WAS GOING TO FAIL, WHICH WAS WHY I DIDN'T STOP KEVIN FROM BETRAYING ME.

[ Ever heard someone scream while still using a deadpan tone? It's creepy as fuck. ]

[uzuki]

You knew?