Come on, you know this is your favorite part of the lolodays.

[deusexyandere]

❧ A Mistletoe Meme



❧ Comment with your character!
❧ Reply to other people's comments.
❧ Your characters are now under the mistletoe!
❧ Hugs, creative kisses, enchanted mistletoe or not, it's all up to you!


( ❧ We are judging if you opt for cannibalistic mistletoe just saying )

shamelessly stolen from exsilium

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[doctor_dismemberment]

That is no excuse. [He places a hand on Margulis' arm.] You should fill yourself with some holiday cheer!

...Or something else.

[facedthetruth]

How about the 'cheer' of not having to endure your presence?

*Yeah, shaking that arm off. Don't touch him.*

[doctor_dismemberment]

I just think you haven't given me enough of a chance to be cheerful. Honestly, you're so frowny all the time! It takes more muscles to frown than to smile, you know... Trust me, I'm a doctor.

[He's attempting to pinch Margulis' cheek. Does he succeed, y/n?]

[facedthetruth]

*Nope, he's smacking Richtofen's hands away with a quiet growl.*

Then I'll consider it exercise.

[doctor_dismemberment]

That sounds like awfully boring exercise. [This guy is fun. He thinks he'll push him a little more.] If you're concerned about your weight, I know a great way to burn calories...

[WELL THIS ESCALATED QUICKLY. Richtofen, what are you doing.]

[facedthetruth]

I'm not interested.

*Worse. Than. Albedo. And now he's reaching out to push Richtofen away from him.*

[doctor_dismemberment]

[Richtofen just grabs his arm with both hands, hugging onto it. Yeah, this guy doesn't seem to care much about personal space.]

I'm not one for defying traditions.

[Try as he might to keep himself from laughing, he ends up chuckling anyway.]

[facedthetruth]

Unfortunately for you, it wouldn't be the first time I've defied a tradition with good reason.

*Well now he's going to be jerking that arm around to try to get Richtofen off of it. And it turns out Margulis is a lot stronger than he looks...and he already looks pretty strong.*

[doctor_dismemberment]

[He manages to get Richtofen off his arm, which throws him off-balance. He stumbles forward and loops his arms around Margulis' waist, trying to make it look like he intended to do that all along.]

Ah! Now, don't get so rough, we haven't even kissed yet.

[This guy is writing up his own ticket straight to Hell, seriously.]

[facedthetruth]

*And Margulis is going to send him there himself if this keeps up. Now get off him and don't touch his weapon, that's his. Richtofen will be getting a knee to the chest to try to get him off.*

Don't hold your breath for it to happen. On second thought, go right ahead. You'll be doing us a favor.

[doctor_dismemberment]

Gh-!

[He moves back, but the knee still grazes his midsection. He coughs into his fist.]

All right, we can take it slow. Urgh...

[facedthetruth]

Or better yet, you can avoid touching me in general. That was your warning strike.

[doctor_dismemberment]

Okay, playing hard-to-get is fine, I suppose... [He puts a hand on his midsection where he got hit.] Keep hitting me before I get a kiss, und I'll start charging you for it, though.

[facedthetruth]

I think you're confusing that with abject disgust. Touch me again and your ribs won't survive.

[doctor_dismemberment]

[This pause right here, with Richtofen staring off to the side? That's him trying to figure out whether or not it'll be worth it.]

...You know, I don't like the bones to start breaking until my clothes are already off.

[He'll just taunt him verbally for now.]

[facedthetruth]

*This? Is a look of said abject disgust.*

I won't suppress the flame effect, either.

[doctor_dismemberment]

The flame effect? So are you telling me you're... [Oh god Richtofen, please don't.] ...flaming?

[facedthetruth]

*Dear...whatever higher power actually exists, why? Congratulations, you've earned a genuine facepalm from Margulis.*

Once again, your tact and creativity astound.

*His way of saying 'like I've never heard that one before'.*

[doctor_dismemberment]

[Richtofen smiles and puts a finger just under his own lips, bending over just slightly at the waist so that he looks even shorter than Margulis.]

It almost makes me kissable, doesn't it? Hmm?

[This guy is such a fruit.]

[facedthetruth]

Not a chance. I'm not attracted to lunatics.

*And now he's just going to try to walk away.*

[doctor_dismemberment]

Gah!

[Richtofen jogs up next to him, gesturing back toward the mistletoe.]

Now look what you have done! You've gone and walked away from the mistletoe without any kisses! That is just not right. Lunatic or not, you should have more respect for tradition!

[facedthetruth]

Like I said, I've never cared much for holiday traditions.

[doctor_dismemberment]

[Richtofen shakes his head.]

You are a very cruel man, you know. And after all we've been through together! [A man's voice should not be able to get as high-pitched as Richtofen's was just then.] You'd think one kiss would be no big deal for you, big buff angry man.

[He pokes Margulis in the arm.]

[facedthetruth]

*He warned you. At that poke, he swings a punch at Richtofen's chest and, as promised, his gloved hand catches fire. He's not moving as fast as he could, but if it connects it will break bones.*

Hmph, you have no idea how cruel I can be if you give me reason.

[doctor_dismemberment]

Scheiße!

[Richtofen has a lot of practice with dodging attacks, so he ducks and lands hard on his knees. He just barely manages to avoid Margulis' fist.]

Ahh, you'll get me all wound up..!

[His voice definitely sounded too close to a moan for comfort.]