It's been three months, people...

[pitiedthefool]

TEST DRIVE MEME how have we not had one of these in a while?

You want to join the game with a (new) character? Maybe you’re simply curious about the premise? Or maybe you just need a sample. Well that’s the meme for you to try and test your character as if they were already in the tower! The meme is open to anyone!

• Reply to this entry with a character you consider apping! Put your character’s name and fandom- Your usual meme thing. • Comment around with your pups. You can also post and tag with characters already in-game of course! • Most importantly, have fun!! • Then feel free to go and reserve/app your character since the reserves are opening on the 24th.

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Laharl | Disgaea

[love_hurts]

[A teen boy staggers around, trying for all the world, and all his superhuman strength, to yank his collar off. It's probably a good thing for his teeth that he can't reach to gnaw on it. He's too focused on his task to pay attention to his surroundings and has gotta be bumping into people all over the place.]

Damn... thing...

Doesn't anybody have a chainsaw I can use?!?

Hi demon overlord, have...another...demon overlord.

[sawthelockdown]

[Sup, you just bumped into a 4'9" blue-haired demon overlord. Paradox?]

Whoa, there.

[love_hurts]

[It takes him a moment to react, still preoccupied with the collar and all. ...4'9" is still taller than him. UNACCEPTABLE.]

Watch where you're going.

[sawthelockdown]

I think that goes for all of us.

Trying to remove the collar, are you?

[love_hurts]

Who's "trying?" I've almost... got...

[He manages to stretch it out a bit, but it's surprisingly elastic when he loses his grip. He chokes for a second.]

...I'll get it later.

[sawthelockdown]

Righto.

[Hey, we're small, we need to keep our pride bro. She understands. o7]

[love_hurts]

[You're looking down on him he can smell it]


By the way, those fake antennae look ridiculous.

[sawthelockdown]

[Well, she can't help looking down on someone when they're SMALLER THAN HER]

They're not antennae, they're headphones. And they're supposed to be shaped like cat ears, not antennae, anyway.

[love_hurts]

Whatever. Either way, my look is much better at making me look taller.

[He stands his hair all the way up, which technically puts it higher than her head. Mostly it just looks pretty pathetic though.]

[sawthelockdown]

...Okay? [She laughs - it's kinda ridiculous.] I honestly don't know what you're on about. Is it a demon overlord thing? I'm kinda new to it, y'see.

[love_hurts]

W-well...

[Most overlords break that torturously distant five-foot milestone.]

If you're a newbie, I can't blame you for getting confused. I'll permit you to watch me from a distance and see how a real demon does things.

[sawthelockdown]

[The five-foot milestone... ;A; Maybe if they stand on each other's shoulders they'll get there!!!!]

All right. [There's a long pause before she sighs.] Are all other demon overlords taller than us? My competition for the position...all of the competition was taller than me. Is this gonna always be a thing?

[love_hurts]

Hey, speak for yourself. I plan to be seven feet tall by the time I stop growing.



...




...Yeah. Some of them are just giant monsters.

[snapshot_brat]

[HEY. No shirtless little weirdo bumps Anastasia and gets away with it!]

Hey! Watch it!

[love_hurts]

If you don't wanna get shoved aside, give me a wide berth! Who do you think you're dealing with?

[snapshot_brat]

Some loud-mouthed little jerk with ugly shorts and no manners, that's who!

[love_hurts]

I am not little, and my shorts are cool as hell!

[snapshot_brat]

Hell isn't cool, it's hot. So there.

[love_hurts]

I'll have you know there are plenty of frozen wastelands. Don't lecture someone who'd know.

[snapshot_brat]

No way! Prove it.

[love_hurts]

I can't prove it, the Netherworld got destroyed!

[snapshot_brat]

You're some kind of hell-monster yourself, right? Just turn into your true demon form or whatever.

[love_hurts]

This is my true form!

[He turns around, lifts up his scarf, and vaguely gestures behind his back at his wings. They are dinky as hell.]

See?!?

[snapshot_brat]

Is that it? Real demons have scales and antlers and poison breath and can turn your mind inside out just by looking at you.

[love_hurts]

That's just an unrealistic ideal perpetuated by magazines and movies!