IC Beauty Pageant meme!

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IC BEAUTY PAGEANT MEME

1. Post images of your characters.
2. People ICly grade them from 1-10 (1 = lowest, 10 = highest).
3. Child characters are applicable. In the...kid's division, or something.
4. ???
5. PRO- Okay, no profit. But you guys will do the meme anyways, right? ;w;

Comments

[absolute_perception]

No, I think they were using metaphors that I was unfamiliar with that made it difficult for me to understand.

[He used to like them before he knew Urizane. He didn't have a perverted fiber in his body to think the way his colleagues did.]

[xroyal_bratx]

...Ohhhh.....

Did they ever tell you what it all meant?

[ She mused giving him a raised brow. No Ishtar, you ARE not going to teach a kid about these things... NO.

Poor kid. He was surrounded by perverts. :< ]

[absolute_perception]

I figured out most of them. I don't understand what the reference of fruit has to do with anatomy. Breasts are breasts, not apples, jugs, melons, grapefruits, cantaloupes, fun bags, and I assure you the list is quite extensive.

[He's saying this all with that same deadpan voice and stoicism as if he was reading off a list.]

*facepalm*

[xroyal_bratx]

........

[ Ishtar is keeping herself from slapping a hand over her face. This was....funny but also at the same time...what the hell were these people thinking?! Saying all that in front of a kid! ]

...............What kind of....people did you work with...I mean...jeez.

[ ISHTAR YOU WILL NOT TELL HIM ANYTHING....NOTHING....THAT POOR INNOCENT KID ;_; ]

[absolute_perception]

Bluntly? Perverts.

[His voice is deadpan and his face shows the embarrassment.]

[xroyal_bratx]

[ Ishtar ended up chuckling at his expression. She pets his head softly. ]

Well...then you could kind of guess what they mean when they say those things..right?

[ She replied sighing. ]

I hope that your perverted companions learn a thing or two. They're not going to pick up girls by saying things like that.

[absolute_perception]

Mmm, I doubt that. I know better than follow their path. I've watched them fail more than once and they still didn't learn.

[He looked up at Ishtar calmly even though he knew what he said was pretty embarrassing.]

I prefer to take the more practical approach than use cheesy lines. Those never work.

[xroyal_bratx]

Huh, is that so?

[ Somehow Ishtar couldn't help but sound kind of flat about it. ]

Yeah...seriously..and those aren't even cheesy lines. They sound perverted and kind of disgusting.

[absolute_perception]

Disgusting is an accurate assumption.

[He had a laundry list of words that he heard from all of the personnel that they used to describe the anatomy, both male and female and repeating it would damage one's mental health.

Being the "Eyes and Ears of Holy" meant knowing everything.]

I learned from a book. The internet was out of the question.

[xroyal_bratx]

Ahahaa.

[ laughed at his blunt agreement.

Elian must have had fun with all of that! ]

.....Yeaahhh that internet thing sounds dangerous to the mental health or something. I don't get technology at all.

[absolute_perception]

The subject matter that I intended to research did not hold a favorable impression for myself, correct. I counted two-hundred and forty-three porn pop-up's and click adds that I care not to repeat. Needless to say, I wasn't impressed.

I find it ludicrous how the important subject of dating and favorable dating tactics turned into a mind-melting and disgusting venture into the pornographic. My judgement call, I turned the damn thing off.

[It would have been better to learn from dear old dad but Dad was only 7 years older than he was.]

[xroyal_bratx]

Sounds like a dangerous site to go to...and people have some weird kinks if you ask me.

[ Ishtar couldn't hide the distaste that was lined on her face. She might crack a joke or two once in a while but she sure as hell never would do something that bad. ]

Yeah...good thing you did.

[ Mabye dad will have a better way of enlightening him than his companions? ]

[absolute_perception]

[He let out a sigh and slumped his shoulders.]

If you ask me, the institute of marriage has been desecrated by the sex industry. I'm not a natural being and even I know the basics to what a marriage entails. My instincts are the same as anyone else's. I just exercise better judgment.

[xroyal_bratx]

[ the media was quite the group of people. That's all she had to say about people like that. ]

....Tell me about it. It sounds pretty bad. Even in my world, it isn't that bad.

I'm glad that you do too. I'm surprised that they didn't try to convert your or something. I mean didn't try hard enough.

[absolute_perception]

[Elian gave a soft chuckle that wasn't a full on laugh but it was enough to depict amusement.]

They can't corrupt a mind that is constructed to block out stimuli so easily.

[He points to his head with a wink.]

They can't take what's in here. They know better. I know more about them than their own parents and that is a lot of information.

[xroyal_bratx]

[ Ishtar just sighed. ]

Huh...really now?

[ Ishtar just giggled at that. ]

Ahahaa, at least that's a good trump card to have.

[absolute_perception]

Especially when it ruins their chances at a date, you bet it is.

[xroyal_bratx]

That's even better. I like your thinking kiddo