It's that time again~

[justabignobody]

TEST DRIVE MEME


You want to join the game with a (new) character? Maybe you’re simply curious about the premise? Or maybe you just need a sample. Well that’s the meme for you to try and test your character as if they were already in the tower! The meme is open to anyone!

• Reply to this entry with a character you consider apping! Put your character’s name and fandom- Your usual meme thing.
• Comment around with your pups. You can also post and tag with characters already in-game of course!
• Most importantly, have fun!!
• Then feel free to go and reserve/app your character.

Comments

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[She threw her arms in the air in an ironically over dramatic and exasperated fashion, and slumped further in the couch in defeat.]

Get a new mission in life, 'cause that's the stupidest mission ever.

[chronomancer]

Aww, don't be like that. It's the one thing I'm amazin'ly good at.

[Yeah, he's trying not to grin too much, but you can see the flash of fangs anyway.]

Don't take that away from me, Jade.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

That is the most fucking bullshit skillset ever.

[Keep flashing your fangs, she is just going to stare at you through her sunglasses.]

You can't put that shit on a resume. Get a fucking hobby or something. With all your ornery nagging you could be a vaguely successful movie critic.

[chronomancer]

[A louder snort and the reveal of his greatest, deadliest weapon: the merciless deadpan.]

What, an' spend the rest 'a my natural life watchin' shitty movies for a livin'? Fuck that, I'll go back to shootin' zombies in the middle of butt-fuckin'-nowhere, thanks.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

Sitting on your couch, downing cholesterol-building snacks all day, telling people how much they suck at what they do-- fuck see that sounds like you already, just jam a twinkie in your mouth.

[Combatting your deadpan with even more stupid jokes.] What if we got you a zombie movie?

[chronomancer]

...what is a twinkie an' why does it already sound disgustin'?

[He folds his arms behind his head then, claws idly scratching at his elbows.]

Good luck findin' a zombie movie that's not utter fuckin' shit. My only comfort is that no one has tried to make a romance zombie movie. Yet. I wouldn't put it past you humans to come up with that.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

It is a delicious human confection that is served to only the highest rungs of the blood social caste ladder. Guaranteed to induce diabetes or your money back.

[We are made of only true facts here.]

So what you're saying is, you cannot imagine the sheer utter brilliance of the superior human mind being able to insert a dashing love story in the middle of a blood spurting zombie apocalypse. S'that why you don't want to be a movie critic?

[chronomancer]

Joy.

[The laconic remark about superior human delicacies is followed by a long sidelong look.]

'm sayin' it's a miracle these movies haven't made me claw my eyes out, 's what I'm sayin'. I am in awe, utter awe, 'a your advanced human torture rituals, that's all.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

You're just jealous your barbarian troll society hasn't thought up shit this medieval.

[And she crossed her arms triumphantly as if...this was actually her intention for this argument which it totally was.]

[chronomancer]

You got me, Jade. The truth is that I'm just tryin' to learn all I can about squishy aliens an' the ways you make yerselves squishier.