[Oh dear, perhaps he should have gotten that Japanese implant. Or started studying considering how his next stop was Tokyo. Just watching anime is not a good way to brush up on the language. Though he's fairly certain that was meant to be an insult.]

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[So welcome to the wonderful world of Pig Latin.]