You only say that because you have lived so close to England for so long. Do not worry, big brother will break you out of those eating habits soon enough.

[He chuckles.]

But! England also dislikes it when you mess with him while he is working on his needlepoint. And when you try to kiss him on both cheeks. And when you tell him he is a friendless punk, or the black sheep of Europe. And when you make long tapestries detailing his defeat. And...

[He's got a laundry list here. 1500 years worth.]