[She didn't even notice him when he was standing around like a creep, and only kind of sort of jumped in surprise when he plopped down next to her. Only sort of. Really it wasn't noticeable at all--

Also not noticeable was the utterly befuddled look in her eyes, which was thankfully hidden by her standard cool kid shades. She balked at him a minute, before turning to look back at...whatever shitty movie had made it onto the TV, with a shrug.]

Well fuck, there goes all my ideas for my Happy Tower Summercamp scrapbook.

[A moment or so of silence later, and--] 'Sides, not like I got much of a home to write back to anymore, y'know.

[Introductions were for losers, that's what they were.]