sageprincess: bah, serious keywords (LADIES~)
Zelda ([personal profile] sageprincess) wrote in [community profile] towerofjamjars2013-12-30 02:37 pm

New Years is a good excuse for this, right.

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT ANIMUS meme

('cause these guys really need it after this month)

How to play does anyone not know this meme I mean really:
➤ Post with your character!
➤ Either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone!
➤ Respond to people's texts or tag them with your own!
➤ SHENANIGANS.
alephbet: (someone who cares)

[personal profile] alephbet 2013-12-30 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
She was two things I don't understand: tall and Christian.
kindofademon: (Confused~ Til the world stops turning)

NSFW but really which ones aren't

[personal profile] kindofademon 2013-12-30 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
ladyliberty: (I dunno lol)

[personal profile] ladyliberty 2013-12-31 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
juts use ur fingers

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scentofmakai: (you don't have to ask me for my hand)

[personal profile] scentofmakai 2013-12-30 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
megazero_to_superhero: Oh I'll show ya some Blaster's Wrath, alright ... (✪ Determined ★ Angry ★ Looking Up)

[personal profile] megazero_to_superhero 2013-12-31 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
I bet the Hellions would just love you.

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heavenscorpse: (The Sky¸ It's Dark)

[personal profile] heavenscorpse 2013-12-30 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...

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stitchedupbodyguard: (Huh?)

[personal profile] stitchedupbodyguard 2013-12-30 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
technologic: (❦ Waking up at the start)

[personal profile] technologic 2013-12-30 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
After he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. For 20 min, we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
scentofmakai: (sleigh ride boat ride piggy back ride)

[personal profile] scentofmakai 2013-12-30 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
How mean, teacher.

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papillonmagique: (❋ You've never been inside my head)

[personal profile] papillonmagique 2013-12-30 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
sicharia: (when we shine like the sun)

[personal profile] sicharia 2013-12-30 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
glassceiling: (Default)

[personal profile] glassceiling 2013-12-30 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
is the blood your own
and what is the peanut butter

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undefines: (Default)

[personal profile] undefines 2013-12-30 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
scentofmakai: (don't worry my eyes are closed)

[personal profile] scentofmakai 2013-12-30 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
You have the lowest standards of anyone when it comes to food.

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provenworth: (Smirk | Fixin' my tie)

[personal profile] provenworth 2013-12-30 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
ladyliberty: (Sweeeeeet)

[personal profile] ladyliberty 2013-12-31 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
dude! score!
warriorscribe: (What on Earth...?)

[personal profile] warriorscribe 2013-12-30 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
puppy_lancer: <user name=cu-chulainn> (my love and I did stand)

[personal profile] puppy_lancer 2013-12-31 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
must have been a strong cat
who won?

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seventhsong: (Default)

[personal profile] seventhsong 2013-12-30 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
kindofademon: (Confused~ Til the world stops turning)

[personal profile] kindofademon 2013-12-30 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't you do that sober?

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notsogrimreaper: (Ryoji Mochizuki: meanie)

[personal profile] notsogrimreaper 2013-12-31 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
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heavenscorpse: (Default)

[personal profile] heavenscorpse 2013-12-31 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think you meant to send this to me.

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ladyliberty: (*pout*)

[personal profile] ladyliberty 2013-12-31 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
megazero_to_superhero: Just yer average ordinary everyday superhero. (✪ Neutral ★ Looking)

[personal profile] megazero_to_superhero 2013-12-31 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.

Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits.
idkworldruler: (Agent reporting)

[personal profile] idkworldruler 2013-12-31 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
get ur name tatted in mah a$$ crck
evokingfool: (Curiosity - Question mark)

[personal profile] evokingfool 2013-12-31 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
[1] Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.

[2] I think I died last night.
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miseris_socios: (Default)

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[personal profile] miseris_socios 2013-12-31 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
stop dying, it's bad for your health

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frilliance: (FUCKFUCKITYFUCK)

Either of these prompts.

[personal profile] frilliance 2013-12-31 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
1. There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.

2. Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.

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1/2 NOT HERE.

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fionnuisce: (raise my hands; paint my spirit gold)

pick one, yo

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2013-12-31 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
-I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish.

-I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.

-A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a 'kiss me I'm Irish' shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and I'm pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great St. Patrick's day.

-That's the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambuca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
puppy_lancer: <user name=hound-of-ulster> (Could not bring his proud soul under)

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[personal profile] puppy_lancer 2013-12-31 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
hey you're learning

you should totally come party with us again

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bloodyashes: (Default)

i'm the worst you get a drunk option and a sober option

[personal profile] bloodyashes 2013-12-31 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[option 1]

I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.

[option 2]

Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
warriorscribe: (Intimidated)

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[personal profile] warriorscribe 2013-12-31 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Morbidly fascinated"?
crouching_sin: (so call me maybe?)

Pick one.

[personal profile] crouching_sin 2013-12-31 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
- When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.

- nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar

- she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.

- I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
technologic: (❦ Really special about me all this time?)

the last one sob

[personal profile] technologic 2013-12-31 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I can think of no other way to respond to this other than I'm really sorry and I hope the cookies were good.
great_king_of_evil: screenshot @ocarina of time 3d ([054] (OoT) Playing Organ)

[personal profile] great_king_of_evil 2013-12-31 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
If I die I have 2 requests one a demon funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over what i left and haunt the fuck out of everyone
brbtalkingtogod: (The next morning...)

Pick your choice

[personal profile] brbtalkingtogod 2013-12-31 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
- When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. God called, you're going to Hell.

- I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm going to find you and smack you back to the Italian Renaissance

- ... My whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse.

- He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.

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keepscalm: art by <user name="yshaarj" site="tumblr.com"> (137❦thou blind fool)

[personal profile] keepscalm 2013-12-31 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[option A]
oh my god. we're standing in the kitchen and we're chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples' eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.

[option B]
I'm partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.

[option C]
Hungover does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. Fuck drinking with you people.

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